Xela Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 5 hours ago, Designer1 said: That's a good one for this thread actually. I often wonder how the **** Hale and Pace every had careers in 'comedy'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ender4 Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 Does a thread about VR (Virtual Reality) go into the Tech sub-room or the Gaming sub-room? Is there already a VR chat thread that I haven’t found? Things I wonder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted December 4, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted December 4, 2021 On 28/11/2021 at 08:24, Seat68 said: I remember my biggest ever wee. Also my biggest ever poo. I get misty eyed thinking about those times. Cell phones with cameras were invented so that you can record epic poos and share them with your mates. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted December 4, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted December 4, 2021 On 26/11/2021 at 07:00, Seat68 said: What if you buy something because you want it, and it will give you pleasure. Then 20 or 40 years later, idiots will pay a lot more money for it. So a 7" single in 1987 might have cost me £1 but now people will pay 30 to 40 for it. That's how I came to be going through Sarah Records on discogs today. What if it's by T'Pau? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted December 4, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted December 4, 2021 On 28/11/2021 at 09:03, AVFC_Hitz said: Last year I didn't poo for about 5 days so I had to go to the pharmacy for a little help. I could feel it working and sat down on the throne. It was so big. It didn't break. I could feel it touch the bottom of the bowl and it literally lifted me off the seat until beautifully tapered off and discharged with a pfffft. I floated out of the bathroom. There was a flush problem afterwards. It involved a knife which I will never use again. This is a beautiful novella 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted December 4, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted December 4, 2021 On 28/11/2021 at 13:22, Rds1983 said: I do sometimes wonder what the world record is for longest wee and if I could break it. Well it would depend on your barometer. Length of time of time or wee volume? If it were wee volume, and you could monetize it as a spectator sport, you might have to institute urethra measurements and you'd end up with fly, welter and heavy weight classes (of urethras.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted December 4, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted December 4, 2021 On 01/12/2021 at 06:46, mottaloo said: Thing is, if I don't hear my wee hitting the water, I think I'm piddling on the rim or the floor so I open my eyes, redirect Perry so I can then hear my aqua pneumatic drill of a pee hitting the target. Problem there is, it goes on forever and sounds like Shergar slashing away. This in turn wakes the other half up and i get a bollocking for that You call your penis Perry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 1 hour ago, TheAuthority said: What if it's by T'Pau? Depreciates apparently. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted December 4, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted December 4, 2021 4 hours ago, TheAuthority said: Well it would depend on your barometer. Length of time of time or wee volume? If it were wee volume, and you could monetize it as a spectator sport, you might have to institute urethra measurements and you'd end up with fly, welter and heavy weight classes (of urethras.) Longest is length, biggest would be volume. Makes it an even playing field for all competitors and means you don't need to measure uretha's. Unless you want to of course. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted December 4, 2021 Administrator Share Posted December 4, 2021 11 hours ago, ender4 said: Does a thread about VR (Virtual Reality) go into the Tech sub-room or the Gaming sub-room? Is there already a VR chat thread that I haven’t found? Things I wonder. Seeing as there is a lot more to VR (and AR) than gaming, perhaps a thread in gaming to talk about VR gaming and a thread in tech to talk about the tech. And no thread to talk about VR porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 6 hours ago, TheAuthority said: You call your penis Perry? Hahaha, I meant Percy - bloody autocorrect!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted December 4, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted December 4, 2021 8 hours ago, TheAuthority said: What if it's by T'Pau? Then you put your heart and soul into selling it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted December 4, 2021 Moderator Share Posted December 4, 2021 8 hours ago, TheAuthority said: What if it's by T'Pau? Donate to the local Frisbee club 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted December 4, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted December 4, 2021 Why are there multiple national chains of Burger restaurants, but not a single one for Hot Dogs? I'd love a quality hot dog restaurant chain, I'd probably prefer it to burgers. Maybe the difficulty to cook them quickly? As an aside who remembers all the American style hot dog vendors that used to have stands in Brum years ago? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 We’ve got this… 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 53 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: We’ve got this… Knew that place rang a bell... This chap is from Barry and I watch a lot of his craft beer reviews. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 So where they are on that video, just across the road is the coast and the dinosaur footprints, just there out in the open. Dinosaur footprints. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Lifeboats Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 Has the increase in hand washing and hand sanitising reduced the urine traces in pub peanuts? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fruitvilla Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 Why does mid-week start on a Monday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted December 6, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted December 6, 2021 41 minutes ago, Mandy Lifeboats said: Has the increase in hand washing and hand sanitising reduced the urine traces in pub peanuts? Well I certainly haven't stopped pissing on them when nobody is looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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