Yesterday in Magistrates Court...........
The accused got drunk whilst on a lads night out. They were all in fancy dress. He got belligerent when a Constable suggested he should proceed home without delay due to an excessive level of intoxication.
Accused: “PC XXXX was provoking me.”
Accused “He kept calling me Dr Spock.”
Magistrate “But you were wearing a Star-Trek uniform and a pair of false ears?”
Accused “That’s Mr Spock, not Dr Spock! I tried to explain. He just wouldn’t listen.”
De-fund the Police. Monsters.