rjw63 Posted November 13, 2014 Author Share Posted November 13, 2014 The fact keenan hasn't started a thread about "I'm a Z List Nobhead Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here So I can Milk the residues Of Any Last Bits Of Fame". No doubt he'll **** it up and start one now 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtsimonw Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 (edited) Nevermind. Edited November 14, 2014 by kurtsimonw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 companies listening to complaints and giving you a full refund Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 That, after nearly 32 years on this planet, I have just found out the opening of the penis is called the "meatus". Great! But all limerick writers want to know, is whether there is a rhyme for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Swarbrick tried to cheat us...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 That, after nearly 32 years on this planet, I have just found out the opening of the penis is called the "meatus". Great! But all limerick writers want to know, is whether there is a rhyme for it. There once was a band called Wheatus Who's lead singer resembled a meatus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 That, after nearly 32 years on this planet, I have just found out the opening of the penis is called the "meatus". Great! But all limerick writers want to know, is whether there is a rhyme for it. There once was a band called Wheatus Who's lead singer resembled a meatus I was thinking along the same lines and got: There was once a man with no meatus An abnormality from when he was a foetus When he pisses it smarts Cos it comes out his arse And now he sings like the word removed out of Wheatus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Rik Mayall memorial bench in Hammersmith 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Met my future nephew and niece the other week, we went round to their house today and they had drew me a picture. My first ever kids picture. I feel like a proper grown up now. Its me with a beard standing by the hulk. I think. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 It's no Caravaggio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted November 14, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted November 14, 2014 Met my future nephew and niece the other week, we went round to their house today and they had drew me a picture. My first ever kids picture. I feel like a proper grown up now. Its me with a beard standing by the hulk. I think. Definitely captured your looks mate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dr_Pangloss Posted November 15, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted November 15, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBqdwWTU3Gc 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Met my future nephew and niece the other week, we went round to their house today and they had drew me a picture. My first ever kids picture. I feel like a proper grown up now. Its me with a beard standing by the hulk. I think. You need to put the old classic "name" "aged 19" gag in the corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBqdwWTU3Gc Check out 3:30 - the guy gets a bit of boob on arm contact! Lucky sod!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBqdwWTU3Gc Check out 3:30 - the guy gets a bit of boob on arm contact! Lucky sod!! Good spot, I only made it to the 2 minute mark first time around ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBqdwWTU3Gc Check out 3:30 - the guy gets a bit of boob on arm contact! Lucky sod!! Good spot, I only made it to the 2 minute mark first time around ..... You should pace yourself or you'll never make it to the money shot. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted November 15, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted November 15, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBqdwWTU3Gc Good lord. I wouldn't stop until the baby pushed me out. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 A 5 year old has passed one of the Windows 8 MCSA exams. One of the guys I used to work with failed this exam a few months ago. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBqdwWTU3Gc strewth, thats what you call sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Meeting old friends out the blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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