Phil Silvers Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 14 minutes ago, DaveAV1 said: To wash his nose. I was wondering who would get that in first, well done Dave A+ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Steve Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 I had a good chuckle at the crap published in the MailOnline today about United ‘talking to Jack’ with no quotes again. I also love the idea that we are going to sell our generational talent and lynchpin in exchange for Henderson or Romero on LOAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 Gareth Southgate enjoys fish puns 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sparrow1988 Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 9 hours ago, Stevo985 said: But he hasn’t changed country. He’s stated that he wants to play for England but he has no caps. Diego Costa got friendly caps for Brazil and changed to Spain when he was like 25 He had to submit official paperwork to declare for England as did Declan Rice as they were, at the time of making the decision, "Irish" in the eyes of FIFA. With Costa, it was slightly different as he was born in Brazil and changed to Spain - only one change. Had he switched to Spain, maybe played some friendly games and then wanted to switch back to Brazil then he wouldn't have been permitted. Grealish and Rice have officially made their one nationality change and under the current rules you can't change twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 27, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted August 27, 2020 Just now, sparrow1988 said: He had to submit official paperwork to declare for England as did Declan Rice as they were, at the time of making the decision, "Irish" in the eyes of FIFA. With Costa, it was slightly different as he was born in Brazil and changed to Spain - only one change. Had he switched to Spain, maybe played some friendly games and then wanted to switch back to Brazil then he wouldn't have been permitted. Grealish and Rice have officially made their one nationality change and under the current rules you can't change twice. I'm interested to see if anyone has a source on this. I always thought until you were actually capped, it didn't matter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Phil Silvers said: Gareth southgate has a bidet in every bathroom Will never understand the Brit aversion to bidets. If you can find a more thorough method to clean the clag out of my cleft after a hefty one (outside of Viz's fictitious clag-be-gone bicycle) then I'd sure like to feel it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMelvillan Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 15 minutes ago, catanzaro said: Gareth Southgate cold calls for motor insurance claims They are incredibly annoying. Try what I do: Them: Hi I heard you were involved in an accident that wasnt your fault Me: I was in an accident yes! Them: Really, when was this? Me: Yesterday, but it was totally me fault Them: erm... Me: Yeah I was really really drunk and driving super fast Them: well..... Me: but i think i got away with it - such a shame about that cop car, so you can help me can you?! Them: *hangs up* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparrow1988 Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 (edited) 29 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: I'm interested to see if anyone has a source on this. I always thought until you were actually capped, it didn't matter. I'll be honest I don't have a source but it was discussed a lot at the time in the Irish media because as you can imagine losing two players with their potential in such a short space of time was a big blow to a team fairly devoid of quality. And there was extensive discussion of the rules surrounding the switch and so on. Below though is something I found from an article explaining the rules. It's from Goal.com but they are quoting FIFA rules. https://www.goal.com/en/news/fifa-national-team-eligibility-rules-players-who-have/1hndiedxd2d4h1jfved27pg4go Article 8.1. explains that such individuals may "only once" request to change their national team association, subject to the following conditions: "a) He has not played a match (either in full or in part) in an official competition at “A” international level for his current association, and at the time of his first full or partial appearance in an international match in an official competition for his current association, he already had the nationality of the representative team for which he wishes to play. b) He is not permitted to play for his new association in any competition in which he has already played for his previous association." EDIT: The article is from two years ago but I don't think that anything has changed. Edited August 27, 2020 by sparrow1988 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAMAICAN-VILLAN Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 Right. So woke up to seeing that he's " Off to United" again. This is like reverse Rashica ffs. Is this what is holding up our transfer moves? Or is it bollox? Him going weakens our position to attract players IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 27, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted August 27, 2020 20 minutes ago, sparrow1988 said: I'll be honest I don't have a source but it was discussed a lot at the time in the Irish media because as you can imagine losing two players with their potential in such a short space of time was a big blow to a team fairly devoid of quality. And there was extensive discussion of the rules surrounding the switch and so on. Below though is something I found from an article explaining the rules. It's from Goal.com but they are quoting FIFA rules. https://www.goal.com/en/news/fifa-national-team-eligibility-rules-players-who-have/1hndiedxd2d4h1jfved27pg4go Article 8.1. explains that such individuals may "only once" request to change their national team association, subject to the following conditions: "a) He has not played a match (either in full or in part) in an official competition at “A” international level for his current association, and at the time of his first full or partial appearance in an international match in an official competition for his current association, he already had the nationality of the representative team for which he wishes to play. b) He is not permitted to play for his new association in any competition in which he has already played for his previous association." EDIT: The article is from two years ago but I don't think that anything has changed. Thanks, I had a look myself and can't seem to find anything concrete. It would seem bizarre to me that you can't change your nationality to whatever you like without having got a cap. But What you've posted does seem to suggest that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoughboroughLion Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 Gareth Southgate gives out parking tickets to guests that use his drive He offers no discount for early payment 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparrow1988 Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 5 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: Thanks, I had a look myself and can't seem to find anything concrete. It would seem bizarre to me that you can't change your nationality to whatever you like without having got a cap. But What you've posted does seem to suggest that Yeah I agree, it is bizzare, but there is a flaw in your thinking, and that is you're trying to assume there is some sort of logic to rules that FIFA have produced. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, sparrow1988 said: He had to submit official paperwork to declare for England as did Declan Rice as they were, at the time of making the decision, "Irish" in the eyes of FIFA. With Costa, it was slightly different as he was born in Brazil and changed to Spain - only one change. Had he switched to Spain, maybe played some friendly games and then wanted to switch back to Brazil then he wouldn't have been permitted. Grealish and Rice have officially made their one nationality change and under the current rules you can't change twice. Why was Grealish Irish in the eyes of Fifa when he was born in England? edit: just realised he represent Republic of Ireland at youth level. Didn’t realise that. Edited August 27, 2020 by Vive_La_Villa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted August 27, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted August 27, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, GarethRDR said: Will never understand the Brit aversion to bidets. If you can find a more thorough method to clean the clag out of my cleft after a hefty one (outside of Viz's fictitious clag-be-gone bicycle) then I'd sure like to feel it. Take the head off the shower and push down the main connector, bend down a little and push the head between you buttocks, you can feel the water building up, wait a minute and it discharges with the contents of your lower bowel leaving a godlike level of anal hygiene Edited August 27, 2020 by Follyfoot 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveAV1 Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 6 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: Take the head off the shower and push down the main connector, bend down a little and push the head between you buttocks, you can feel the water building up, wait a minute and it discharges with the contents of your lower bowel leaving a godlike level of anal hygiene Beyond concerning. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolta Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: Take the head off the shower and push down the main connector, bend down a little and push the head between you buttocks, you can feel the water building up, wait a minute and it discharges with the contents of your lower bowel leaving a godlike level of anal hygiene You might have a godlike feeling of anal hygiene but you'd have shit all over your legs. Priorities I guess. Edited August 27, 2020 by Rolta 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DaveAV1 Posted August 27, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 27, 2020 1 hour ago, GarethRDR said: Will never understand the Brit aversion to bidets. If you can find a more thorough method to clean the clag out of my cleft after a hefty one (outside of Viz's fictitious clag-be-gone bicycle) then I'd sure like to feel it. We Brits have minimal contact with any below the belt equipment. That is an area that is dealt with by nanny when we are children and then our butler. Once we are married the good lady generally takes over those duties and is rewarded with a damn good sorting out on a monthly basis. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steero113 Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 19 minutes ago, Rolta said: You might have a godlike feeling of anal hygiene but you'd have shit all over your legs. Priorities I guess. And a blown arsehole that would require stitches by the sounds of things but **** me your tubes would be clean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted August 27, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted August 27, 2020 52 minutes ago, Rolta said: You might have a godlike feeling of anal hygiene but you'd have shit all over your legs. Priorities I guess. All about practice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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