Xela Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 1 hour ago, sidcow said: I've been going kiddie crisps nuts in lockdown. I've had multipacks of French Fries, Square crisps, Ringos, Snaps, Quavers and Hoola Hoops in recent weeks. Due to an Asda 3 for 2 offer I've currently got 3 multi packs of Worcester Sauce flavour French Fries in the cupboard which I am so happy about. I can't say how disappointed I am when the Mrs has done some shopping and come back with a standard Walkers multipack. My crisp cupboard currently contains 2x multipacks of Discos (variety) 1x multipack of Ringos (salt and vinegar) 1x multipack of Hula Hoops (ready salted) 1x multipack of Frisps (variety) 1x multipack of Wheat Crunchies (bacon) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 There was a piece just now on ITV news about Prince William having a video call with some Arsenal players about mental health. At the end of the call he said “Pierre [Aubameyang], I hope to see you playing for Aston Villa next season”. They all piss themselves laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted June 12, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted June 12, 2020 Holy sh*t, you Brits like to add flavors to basic stuff don't you. We typically have 3-4 standard flavors of a given type of chip (crisp to those of you who call a soggy potato wedge a chip) and that's it. Between all your crisp varieties and making your beer taste like candy and desserts, I have to conclude you don't like the taste of potatoes and beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 4 minutes ago, il_serpente said: Holy sh*t, you Brits like to add flavors to basic stuff don't you. We typically have 3-4 standard flavors of a given type of chip (crisp to those of you who call a soggy potato wedge a chip) and that's it. Between all your crisp varieties and making your beer taste like candy and desserts, I have to conclude you don't like the taste of potatoes and beer. Oh. Ooohhh. Do not take @Xela beer perversions as indicative of Britain. That boys a wrong un. 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted June 12, 2020 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted June 12, 2020 39 minutes ago, il_serpente said: Between all your crisp varieties and making your beer taste like candy and desserts, I have to conclude you don't like the taste of potatoes and beer. Whoah, whoah, WHOAW there boy. That there's fighting talk! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted June 12, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted June 12, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, il_serpente said: Holy sh*t, you Brits like to add flavors to basic stuff don't you. We typically have 3-4 standard flavors of a given type of chip (crisp to those of you who call a soggy potato wedge a chip) and that's it. Between all your crisp varieties and making your beer taste like candy and desserts, I have to conclude you don't like the taste of potatoes and beer. I actually feel sad for you that you have never tasted a pack of Spicy Tomato flavour Snaps. That's a crime against humanity that is. Edited June 12, 2020 by sidcow 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted June 12, 2020 Moderator Share Posted June 12, 2020 2 hours ago, il_serpente said: Holy sh*t, you Brits like to add flavors to basic stuff don't you. We typically have 3-4 standard flavors of a given type of chip (crisp to those of you who call a soggy potato wedge a chip) and that's it. Between all your crisp varieties and making your beer taste like candy and desserts, I have to conclude you don't like the taste of potatoes and beer. We appreciate a multitude of flavours. The American tongue only has 4 tastebuds, each the size of a quarter. One for salt, one for trans-fats, one for sugar, and one for crap beer. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 5 hours ago, Xela said: My crisp cupboard Oh dear... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted June 12, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted June 12, 2020 1 hour ago, NurembergVillan said: We appreciate a multitude of flavours. The American tongue only has 4 tastebuds, each the size of a quarter. One for salt, one for trans-fats, one for sugar, and one for crap beer. We give that to Trump supporters and keep the good stuff for ourselves. And by good stuff I don't mean stuff that tastes like peanut butter and marshmallows, by the way. And attributing the tastes of the stereotypcal worst of the US to the rest of us (some of whom are refined enough to support Villa and join Villa Talk, after all ) is akin to us judging your tastes based on what bluenoses eat and drink. I based my conclusions on your own words on this forum! (well, mostly on @Xela's words). 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 **** hell, I'm done for the night... Spent 3 hours on the phone to my best mates missus cuz she has found out that he's been seeing prostitutes for the last 2 years and he's spent £3k of their kids savings on it I get off the phone to her and almost immediately another mate phones me up asking for help cuz he's fell off the wagon and shoved a load of coke up his nose I'm just about to sit down and enjoy my (now cold) curry and I hear a **** load of noise outside, I have a look and there is 6 lads kicking **** out of each other...I just closed the curtains and turned the telly up. **** me, this night has been surreal, all I wanted to do was have a couple of cans and a curry, seems like everyone I know is imploding and coming to me for **** advice... My advice to them all was obviously the same, just **** volley them in the jaw and have done with it 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted June 13, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted June 13, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 12 hours ago, il_serpente said: (crisp to those of you who call a soggy potato wedge a chip) So all of of us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 13, 2020 Author VT Supporter Share Posted June 13, 2020 21 hours ago, il_serpente said: Holy sh*t, you Brits like to add flavors to basic stuff don't you. We typically have 3-4 standard flavors of a given type of chip (crisp to those of you who call a soggy potato wedge a chip) and that's it. Between all your crisp varieties and making your beer taste like candy and desserts, I have to conclude you don't like the taste of potatoes and beer. I won't comment on the beer, but I've been to the states a few times and potato chip flavours are not something you're in short supply of! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 Whenever I go to the states I do find that there aren't a huge amount of flavours but also they don't do small individual packets. Also they don't really go in for packaged sandwiches like we have over here. Makes me wonder what they have for lunch over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 On 12/06/2020 at 15:00, sidcow said: Due to an Asda 3 for 2 offer I've currently got 3 multi packs of Worcester Sauce flavour French Fries in the cupboard which I am so happy about. God tier crisp selection, congratulations. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 One thing Americans have that we don't, and that I absolutely love, is Chicago mix popcorn. I was very skeptical before I bought some, but that shit is highly addictive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 (edited) I am going to swim against the tide here. It may result in a warning, it may get a ban. I have to say it. The thing americans do way way better than us is chocolate. I love american chocolate and sweets. Considerably better than anything from here. Edited June 13, 2020 by Seat68 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, Seat68 said: I am going to swim against the tide here. It may result in a warning, it may get a ban. I have to say it. The thing americans do way way better than is is chocolate. I love american chocolate and sweets. Considerably better than anything From here. @Seat68 !! @Seat68 !! @Seat68 !! Dirty Blandy has hacked your account mate. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted June 13, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted June 13, 2020 22 minutes ago, sharkyvilla said: Makes me wonder what they have for lunch over there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post HanoiVillan Posted June 13, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 13, 2020 5 minutes ago, Seat68 said: I am going to swim against the tide here. It may result in a warning, it may get a ban. I have to say it. The thing americans do way way better than is is chocolate. I love american chocolate and sweets. Considerably better than anything From here. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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