Popular Post chrisp65 Posted January 8, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted January 8, 2018 I just sit on the urinal with my pants around my ankles. If it's somewhere I'm not familiar with and there could be weirdo's, I sit facing the wall. 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted January 8, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted January 8, 2018 1 hour ago, StefanAVFC said: I don't use the fly, I take it out over the top over my waistband. I went to the toilet once I got home and instantly grabbed it all and pulled it out. As for what made me think about it, he followed me so closely I didn't want him to look over and think I'm weird then I asked myself why I take my balls out too and if it's weird. I bet you’re one of those weirdos that unbuckles as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 balls out, deary me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 5 hours ago, villa4europe said: any NBA fans out there? im not a fan but thinking of going to a game in LA, i can do clippers vs magic on a saturday night or lakers vs cavs on the sunday, i know cavs will mean Lebron but the cheapest tickets for that game are $118 to sit back row at the top, the clippers game i can get courtside tickets for $60... i dont know where i should be sitting anyway and will it really make a $100 difference to see Lebron? Lakers are garbage. Get Clippers tix. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted January 8, 2018 Moderator Share Posted January 8, 2018 2 hours ago, StefanAVFC said: I don't use the fly, I take it out over the top over my waistband. Do you only wear trousers with elasticated waistbands? You're like an old man in a home, pulling down the top of his bobbly Matalan jogging trousers and flopping his saggy, vein-decorated knackers out in front of the nurse I've recently started undoing the top button of my jeans along with my fly to give me extra room, but the balls are staying in the boxers, 100%. It's a solo performance, no backing singers required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 No, I just yank it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Next you’ll be telling us you pull a condom right down to cover your gonads too! Are you Jay from The Inbetweeners? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 2 hours ago, StefanAVFC said: I don't use the fly, I take it out over the top over my waistband. I went to the toilet once I got home and instantly grabbed it all and pulled it out. As for what made me think about it, he followed me so closely I didn't want him to look over and think I'm weird then I asked myself why I take my balls out too and if it's weird. Just did a test run. I do similar in that i don't use the fly. But it's more of a trousers undone thing, to give maximum access. Then nob out over top of boxers. Definitely no balls involved though. Balls stay tucked away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Try it it's liberating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 I’ve never thought about it before but I undo my buttons/zip, push my boxers down and get the whole kit and kaboodle out. Never thought about it before but yeah, now I think about it, what is the point of the balls being out? Think I’m gonna trial run a few different ways and find a new way of pissing. Only on VT 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 #teamballsin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 No, honestly, if you get your gonads out to have a wee, you're a complete weirdo. There's not even a grey area here, it's wrong. Knobs are tubular for a reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 1 minute ago, lapal_fan said: No, honestly, if you get your gonads out to have a wee, you're a complete weirdo. There's not even a grey area here, it's wrong. Knobs are tubular for a reason. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 4 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: No, honestly, if you get your gonads out to have a wee, you're a complete weirdo. There's not even a grey area here, it's wrong. Knobs are tubular for a reason. I don't do it because I need to do it. I do it because I want to do it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Off topic has been brilliant today. I've been pissing myself whilst watching tv. Kevin Spacey was a particular highlight. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 I get Xela’s balls out when I piss too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted January 8, 2018 Administrator Share Posted January 8, 2018 6 hours ago, villa4europe said: any NBA fans out there? im not a fan but thinking of going to a game in LA, i can do clippers vs magic on a saturday night or lakers vs cavs on the sunday, i know cavs will mean Lebron but the cheapest tickets for that game are $118 to sit back row at the top, the clippers game i can get courtside tickets for $60... i dont know where i should be sitting anyway and will it really make a $100 difference to see Lebron? A whole forum to ask this in....https://www.villatalk.com/forum/24-north-american-sports/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 I just went, just knob out. Felt like the waistband of my joggers were cutting off the flow. It's just not comfy. I can only assume you're all having me on here. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted January 8, 2018 Moderator Share Posted January 8, 2018 Just now, StefanAVFC said: I just went, just knob out. Felt like the waistband of my joggers were cutting off the flow. It's just not comfy. I can only assume you're all having me on here. You're supposed to keep hold of the joggers/boxers, to prevent that from happening. Peeing is not a hands free activity unless you're sitting down. Did you just trap it in the waistband and pee upwards towards your face? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said: I just went, just knob out. Felt like the waistband of my joggers were cutting off the flow. It's just not comfy. I can only assume you're all having me on here. Hand 1: holding penis Hand 2: making it comfortable (balls in) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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