Demitri_C Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 10 hours ago, NurembergVillan said: FFS we are nine days into the new year and this is surely going to win post of the year 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Anybody else take their arse out to fart? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 1 hour ago, hogso said: Anybody else take their arse out to fart? Probably someone who has wallet without a coin pouch ,who stands when he wipes, gets his balls out when he pisses with no shoes on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Apparently, having checked when I last went for a slash, I'm #teamballsin I do see the appeal of letting it all hang out, though. Sometimes I wish I could push my trousers and boxers right down to the floor, lift my shirt with one hand, and hold my penis with the other, like a 4 year old. But I don't, cos that would be weird. Especially in a public place #potentialwrongun Yesterday at home though I did really force my urine out, proper hard like, and then stepped as far away from the loo as I could get whilst maintaining 'nothing but net' #madlad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 I dunno about other VTers but I've always found it a challenge to accurately pee whilst experiencing....erm.....well, "early morning stiffness". Now THAT is a skill. Not only do I have to stand further back from the bowl but i have to sort of bend forward in order to 'arc' my flow to hit it's target. Surely i can't be the only one who has this problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 32 minutes ago, mottaloo said: I dunno about other VTers but I've always found it a challenge to accurately pee whilst experiencing....erm.....well, "early morning stiffness". Now THAT is a skill. Not only do I have to stand further back from the bowl but i have to sort of bend forward in order to 'arc' my flow to hit it's target. Surely i can't be the only one who has this problem But are your balls out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omariqy Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Just sit down and pee. Take your time. Send a few tweets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 20 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said: But are your balls out? Erm yeah...birthday suit scenario here, dude I look like one of those ski slope jumpers in full flight, but without the lycra. And no goggles on my helmet ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 9, 2018 Author VT Supporter Share Posted January 9, 2018 1 hour ago, mottaloo said: I dunno about other VTers but I've always found it a challenge to accurately pee whilst experiencing....erm.....well, "early morning stiffness". Now THAT is a skill. Not only do I have to stand further back from the bowl but i have to sort of bend forward in order to 'arc' my flow to hit it's target. Surely i can't be the only one who has this problem I sort of do like a super hero pose. Like superman but with my dick pointed into the toilet. It's tricky. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 20 hours ago, StefanAVFC said: I just went, just knob out. Felt like the waistband of my joggers were cutting off the flow. It's just not comfy. I can only assume you're all having me on here. This. I went for a piss at work and thought "balls in this time". Never again. Felt like my member was being strangled. Second wee I had, they were out in their full glory Balls in weirdos. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 I tried to raise the same debate with my work colleagues but they just refused to answer (and talk to me from then on) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted January 9, 2018 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted January 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, Xela said: I tried to raise the same debate with my work colleagues but they just refused to answer (and talk to me from then on) Perhaps you should have asked the blokes instead. 5 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 I refuse to accept we're the weird ones here Alex. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Just now, mjmooney said: Perhaps you should have asked the blokes instead. I'm positive some of the females at work have bigger balls than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Just now, StefanAVFC said: I refuse to accept we're the weird ones here Alex. I just think we are more evolved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted January 9, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted January 9, 2018 9 minutes ago, Xela said: This. I went for a piss at work and thought "balls in this time". Never again. Felt like my member was being strangled. Second wee I had, they were out in their full glory Balls in weirdos. Yeah but balls over the waistband or through the fly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Just now, Shropshire Lad said: Yeah but balls over the waistband or through the fly? I don't use just the fly. I unbuckle my belt, open the top button then the fly so it is all open*. Then I reach in and grab the whole 'frank and beans' package. They go together. They sit in my boxers together, they come out for a piss together. Simples. * I don't pull then down to my ankles. Yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 6 minutes ago, Xela said: I don't use just the fly. I unbuckle my belt, open the top button then the fly so it is all open*. Then I reach in and grab the whole 'frank and beans' package. They go together. They sit in my boxers together, they come out for a piss together. Simples. * I don't pull then down to my ankles. Yet. Yep this is the only right answer here. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Xela said: I don't use just the fly. I unbuckle my belt, open the top button then the fly so it is all open*. Then I reach in and grab the whole 'frank and beans' package. They go together. They sit in my boxers together, they come out for a piss together. Simples. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KHV Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Balls out. It's always balls out. What's wrong with you people? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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