Folski Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Anyone know anything about Michael Kor handbags? The missus has been on about them for ages and thinks I'm getting her driving lessons for her birthday. They're **** expensive. I've noticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Tax dodgers? Well, yes. Expensive coffee? The filter is cheaper than the Americanos in Costa and Nero. Shit coffee? I like it better than any other. It's expensive for what you get. Everything is expensive for what you get. But no-one stops buying clothes, shoes, games, dvds, TVs.... infact... anything you can buy. Everything's expensive. I say, get over it, and enjoy what you enjoy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xann Posted June 10, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted June 10, 2014 I know a good handbag story. Woman on her way to the clinic for a smear. Pops into the loo in the clinic, has a pee - shock horror, no loo roll. Into the handbag she goes - Fortunately there's a tissue floating about in there. Quick wipe and she's outa there. Wind forward a bit. She's lying back, feet in stirrups. The doc is giving her a bit of chat, to help distract her from what's not a very pleasant process. Anyway, he takes a look at her bits and goes quiet. He moves across to his instruments, selecting tweezers and a kidney dish. 'What's going on?' she's thinking, 'This hasn't happened before'. She can feel him doing something, but can't tell what. Then something she can't see is put in the kidney dish. Nothing's said by the doc, but she knows something's gone on. He finishes, washes his hands and tells her he'll be back in a minute. She's confused and more than a little scared. She has to know what was found - What's in the kidney dish? She's out the stirrups and across the room to the instrument trolley. With no little trepidation, she peeks into the dish, and sees... A first class stamp 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 So that's where my mail-order vagina got to. Next time I'll opt for a fleshlight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Or a rubber glove wrapped in a small towel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 There is a drive through Costa opening near my work place. No good for me, I get the train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Just reroute the tracks. Easy enough. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 There is a drive through Costa opening near my work place. No good for me, I get the train. Are you steaming? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 The fascination with handbags will forever be a mystery to me, although I'm more often than not grateful when a lady has one with her. Free storage innit. The female equivalent to watches, maybe.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 What worries me is all these blokes that now carry them. Christ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ender4 Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 What worries me is all these blokes that now carry them. Christ! i need to find myself a good manbag. some are too big, and some look a bit feminine, so its tricky finding a really good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunRickyRun Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 What worries me is all these blokes that now carry them. Christ! i need to find myself a good manbag. some are too big, and some look a bit feminine, so its tricky finding a really good one. They're called pockets. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Pockets are shit. I usually have a bag with me when going about my business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Stop the world I wanna get off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 What worries me is all these blokes that now carry them. Christ! i need to find myself a good manbag. some are too big, and some look a bit feminine, so its tricky finding a really good one. They're called pockets. Car keys in one, phone in the other, wallet in the back. Done. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 How dare people go against the norm of society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 From the tiny ant,from the tiny ant, to the elephant,to the elephant, from the snake to the kangeroo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 I got a very nice grey satchel thing from Ikea and put it on my expenses as I need it to carry stuff to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 10, 2014 Author VT Supporter Share Posted June 10, 2014 Yeah I have a man bag for work. Can't put my lunch and documents and stuff in my pockets. I would if I could. Bags are ghey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted June 10, 2014 Moderator Share Posted June 10, 2014 Pockets are shit. I usually have a bag with me when going about my business. You dirty fecker, use a toilet like the rest of us. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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