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    Anyone Watching A Good Tv Show?

    Came across Two Doors Down by accident the other day. Pretty good sitcom which has some cracking one liners. https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b072wv8z First series was in 2013 and its now up to series 4. (i'm pretty good at catching shows well late). I'm through to series 3 now. Worth a watch just for Elaine C Smith (Rab C Nesbit fame) alone. Priceless one liners. All episodes are available on BBC iplayer.
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    Match Thread: Wigan v Villa

    People are now starting to realise the midfield is not good enough and in particular these two. Said it many times, they are not mobile enough, have no energy and give the back four no protection whatsoever. Anew DM in this transfer window is an absolute must.
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    Pre-match thread

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    18/19 Race for Promotion

    Exactly these two points. Abraham stays and he/we will score plenty of more goals to propel us up the league. Defensive midfielder is a must imo. We need somebody to do this role who is mobile and has the energy and capability to last out a game. Whelan, Hourihane, Bjarnason are not the answer. We now have a new goalkeeper and a centre half, along with the return of Elphick. Maybe another addition of a full back and that should help us. We must get maximum points from the next three games as well.
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    Tammy Abraham

    Whilst i am very happy with the news being banded about at the moment but please excuse me for being a tad cynical here, but i'll wait until February before getting too excited. Football is not the real world and heads can still be turned with various conversations etc etc.....
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    WAHEY! It's a JOKE thread : Enter at your own risk.

    A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot.? The parrot says, 'I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot. 'Holy crap,' the guy replies. 'You actually understood and answered me.! 'I got every word,' says the parrot. 'I happen to be a highly intelligent, and a thoroughly educated bird 'Oh yeah?' the guy asks. 'Then answer this, how do you hang onto your perch, without any feet.?' 'Well,' the parrot says, 'this is very embarrassing, but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar, like a little hook. You can't see it, because of my feathers.' 'Wow,' says the guy. 'You really can understand, and can speak English, can't you.? 'Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic, politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me, I'd be a great companion.' The guy looks at the £200.00 price tag. 'Sorry, but I just can't afford that. 'Pssssssst,' says the parrot, 'I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me, cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20, just make the guy an offer. The guy offers £20, and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humour, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathises, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted. One day the guy comes home from work, and the parrot goes, 'Psssssssssssst,' and motions him over with one wing. 'I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife, and the UPS man. 'What are you talking about,?' asks the guy. 'When the Postman delivered a package today, your wife greeted him at the door, in a sheer black nightie. 'WHAT???' the guy asks incredulously. 'THEN what happened? 'Well, then the Postman came into the house, and lifted up her nightie, and began petting her all over,' reported the parrot. 'NO!' he exclaims, 'And she let him? 'Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on his knees, and began to kiss her all over. Then the frantic guy demands, 'THEN WHAT HAPPENED.? The parrot said 'DUNNO. I got a hard-on, and fell off my perch' !!!
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    Please tell me when to stop laughing at SHA

    i wouldn't give them the shit off my shoe...... sorry but have to disagree with that one big time, Adams is dog shit. Runs around doing nothing. In the same mould as Hogan imo.....
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    Match Thread: Villa v Swansea FAC

    our midfield is simply not good enough.... it gives the defence no protection what so ever......that is why an already fragile defence looks even worse than it actually is !!!!!
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    Please tell me when to stop laughing at SHA

    https://www.flashscores.co.uk/match/QT4eEaZR/#match-statistics;0 27% possession yet again !!!!!
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    Please tell me when to stop laughing at SHA

    A sewage Farm........... ....oh sorry you mean after....
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    Tammy Abraham

    modern football, ffp, the buying, selling and loaning of players is a joke.... and i'm not just saying that because it looks like Abraham is going.
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    Steve Bruce

    The Managerial merry go round has struck again.....remarkable really how failure in football is rewarded with another job. The belief of the Sheffield Wednesday board that this is the way forward....but then again maybe stability in the Championship is all they are after.
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    Steve Bruce

    then dive bomb...or be there or there abouts and blame the fans.....get found out....and get the sack....then get another job at Wigan or Preston or Rotherham or Barnsley or, or, or....
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    Ratings & Reactions: Villa v QPR

    I said it in the match thread, the midfield are simply not good enough. Most people think the defence is not good enough, but it gets absolutely no protection from the midfield, none whatsoever. It gives the ball away too easy and is not mobile enough. Hourihane and Bjarnason were woeful today, woeful. For all is effort McGinn looked leggy. Kodjia is not a team player. Bolasie, cuts inside and blasts a great chance out well wide.... Smith has come in and made a difference to us but ultimately it will take him a while to turn round the the crock of shite that Bruce left behind.
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    Match Thread: Villa v QPR

    our midfield really is the pits... Hourihane and Bjarnason are dog shit and cant pass a ball. If we want promotion, they are not good enough. QPR are horrible, dirty niggling fouls, time wasting....its not nice but it is working for them....