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14 minutes ago, Seat68 said:

I think I fancy it. Entertainment, food and booze, casino, all with going to sleep and waking up in a different country.

Preferably this one

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Genuinely thought that was a wind up.

Four blokes in denim, ‘nightly performances’, ‘access to artists’, ‘luxury cruising’.

Even the hat logo has been drawn to possibly be a stumpy cock n balls.

Anyway, I’m on the waiting list for an interior cabin at $2,500.

 

 

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7 minutes ago, chrisp65 said:

Genuinely thought that was a wind up.

Four blokes in denim, ‘nightly performances’, ‘access to artists’, ‘luxury cruising’.

Even the hat logo has been drawn to possibly be a stumpy cock n balls.

Anyway, I’m on the waiting list for an interior cabin at $2,500.

 

 

You are on the list. 

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3 hours ago, Seat68 said:

I think I fancy it. Entertainment, food and booze, casino, all with going to sleep and waking up in a different country.

Preferably this one

I'd be begging the closest migrant boat to take on just one more passenger

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You know Motorhead used to do a cruise once a year out of Miami, I can't wait until Oasis realise what a money spinner they can be

Well when I say I can't wait, I mean I can wait, in fact I'll be waiting in a submarine armed with a full complement of torpedoes

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5 minutes ago, bickster said:

You know Motorhead used to do a cruise once a year out of Miami, I can't wait until Oasis realise what a money spinner they can be

Well when I say I can't wait, I mean I can wait, in fact I'll be waiting in a submarine armed with a full complement of torpedoes

Oasis might as well be on this thread, too. I don't know what's scarier: That someone expended effort writing lines such as "And all the roads we have to walk are winding" or that perhaps someone didn't expend any effort—and people still love them.

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"I hope this email finds you well"

you're sending an internal work email mate, not a package to the north pole..there is no reason whatsoever why it should not "find me well"

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44 minutes ago, tomav84 said:

"I hope this email finds you well"

you're sending an internal work email mate, not a package to the north pole..there is no reason whatsoever why it should not "find me well"

Because you might be poorly?

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42 minutes ago, bobzy said:

Because you might be poorly?

“I hope you’re well” would do the trick. Emails are incapable of assessing the medical condition of recipients. The sender should know that. What a plum!

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33 minutes ago, blandy said:

“I hope you’re well” would do the trick. Emails are incapable of assessing the medical condition of recipients. The sender should know that. What a plum!

That’s the “hope”, you see. They’re pinning hopes and dreams on the email itself - it’s been a long-running disaster for the NHS. 

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On 27/06/2023 at 14:25, bickster said:

You know Motorhead used to do a cruise once a year out of Miami, I can't wait until Oasis realise what a money spinner they can be

Well when I say I can't wait, I mean I can wait, in fact I'll be waiting in a submarine armed with a full complement of torpedoes

Could you not just nuke all of Florida and kill several birds with one stone?

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On 27/06/2023 at 21:48, Marka Ragnos said:

Oasis might as well be on this thread, too. I don't know what's scarier: That someone expended effort writing lines such as "And all the roads we have to walk are winding" or that perhaps someone didn't expend any effort—and people still love them.

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I don't particularly like Oasis, and I reckon it's been over a decade since I heard that song. But I could still belt it out word for word at the drop of a hat, and I could probably say the same for another 10 of their tracks.

The lyrics aren't profound, but they're memorable and catchy.

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On 27/06/2023 at 21:48, Marka Ragnos said:

someone expended effort writing lines such as "And all the roads we have to walk are winding" or that perhaps someone didn't expend any effort 

It's a pop song, not Shakespeare. That's a perfectly good line in the context of the song. 

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18 minutes ago, mjmooney said:

It's a pop song, not Shakespeare. That's a perfectly good line in the context of the song. 

I know, I'm stuck for lyrics so let’s think what would Pull McCarthorse sing about

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Oasis are UK but they'd never be able to write lyrics of this kind of quality. Generational talent


Your mama, your daddy
Your greasy, greasy grandmammy
You got a hole in your panty
Got a big behind like Frankenstein
Going beep-beep-beep down Sesame Street
Toot-toot-toot wear army boots
In your ear with a can of beer
Up your butt with a coconut

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