mjmooney Posted September 11, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 11, 2014 Yeah, That's The Joke and all that. However, the original question has VillaTalk written ALL over it. Own up, who was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 I genuinely thought it meant the gorilla would have the bat and the polar bear would have the taser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Me too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 and me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVillain Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 "Tom, would you rather face a Gorilla with a cricket bat or a Polar Bear with a Taser?" Did he answer that one? The gorilla with a cricket bat I can buy, but how would a polar bear hold a taser? Yeah I thought that, but then even if it ate it and you were faced with a polar bear, i'm not sure whether I'd prefer the gorilla or not. Surely it means you have the bat vs. The Gorilla or you have the taser vs. The Polar Bear haha not you against a Polar Bear with Taser-in-paw you doughnuts Jesus Christ... + Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daz316 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Really not sure how much he wants to be here and lamberts comments are strange too. Hope he doesn't upset the morale of the team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Spoony Posted September 11, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 11, 2014 I can't remember the last time I've wanted a player to do so well. I'm getting so much shit from man utd fans and although I personally didn't rate him he certainly doesn't deserve the abuse he has received. Show them Tom and slam those **** mancy mouths shut 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanO Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 I'm happy to have him here but if it is Everton he wants to be at then I'd rather him be there. That said I have no idea where he wants to be playing next season and for now it does sound like he wants to ram the words of the ManU fans back down their throats, lets hope he does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LockStockVilla Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 “Manchester United is in the past, my future is Aston Villa, that’s all I’m bothered about.” That's all I need to hear from him. If he is committed and ready to earn a place in the team, I'm more than happy to have Cleverley in the side. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepyvillian Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 So it was the Villa all along, okay, we believe you 'not' . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozvillafan Posted September 12, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 12, 2014 Tom Cleverley said a change of scenery was just what he needed after joining Aston Villa on loan from Manchester United on deadline day. Maligned midfielder Cleverley had become a scapegoat at Old Trafford in 2013-2014 as United finished seventh in the Premier League. Cleverley did come out in pre-season determined to prove his doubters wrong, however the 24-year-old said he is happy to escape the negativity in Manchester. "If any footballer gets a bit of stick off their own fans they are going to be hurt," Cleverley said on Thursday. "Football is a game of opinions and you can't please everyone. "I am happy to get away from some of the negativity. Whenever you are not winning trophies at Man United the players are going to get some stick." Cleverley was a regular throughout United's pre-season tour of the United States, even captaining the club against Roma. Though, the England international soon found himself surplus to requirements by manager Louis van Gaal, not that he has any hard feelings. "I wasn't emotional or anything like that," he said. "I didn't get a chance to say many goodbyes. It is something I had prepared myself for. "Louis van Gaal was always straight with me. I had a fairly good pre-season where we won every game, but he has his own players. "The manager made it fairly clear it wasn't going to happen for me there." Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Stevo985 Posted September 12, 2014 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted September 12, 2014 "I'm happy to get away from the negativity" Tom... hate to tell you this, but you've joined Aston Villa. For your own sake, don't visit VillaTalk. 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straggler Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Martinez has said that Man U did not want to loan Cleverly to a direct rival. I guess he managed to miss the sale of Welbeck to Arsenal. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 think Martinez is hanging out with Dave Whelan a bit too much 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 I can't remember the last time I've wanted a player to do so well. I'm getting so much shit from man utd fans and although I personally didn't rate him he certainly doesn't deserve the abuse he has received. Show them Tom and slam those **** mancy mouths shut Same here, although not from United fans. The twitter trolls erked me too. Really hope he does well for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Well he seems a little bitter about the way he left Manu, but this could be a good thing if he is a determined character. The dark force is strong in this one, hopefully he can use it on the pitch for us and silence critics. I'd welcome a dark force choke hold on all of the liverpool team on Saturday anyhow lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 "Tom, would you rather face a Gorilla with a cricket bat or a Polar Bear with a Taser?" Did he answer that one? The gorilla with a cricket bat I can buy, but how would a polar bear hold a taser? However it wants to 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 "Tom, would you rather face a Gorilla with a cricket bat or a Polar Bear with a Taser?" Did he answer that one? The gorilla with a cricket bat I can buy, but how would a polar bear hold a taser? What if it was a cricket bat that someone else bought? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Martinez has said that Man U did not want to loan Cleverly to a direct rival. I guess he managed to miss the sale of Welbeck to Arsenal. I guess LVG accepts the fact Everton are now rivals along with Spurs & Utd for the also ran spots! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Dogg Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 I predict he'll be a fixture in the team all season, starting tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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