Popular Post chrisp65 Posted April 30, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 30, 2021 13 minutes ago, KenjiOgiwara said: Found a very small lump on my schlong. Didn’t like it so went to a specialist which first involved a bloke holding my knob. Then paying £300 for the fact that a bloke held my knob. I know it could be a lot worse, but this is a bullshit Friday. That’s part of the design that lump mate. It’s to stop your hand flying off during turbo wank. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 I once spent a Friday afternoon having my cock and balls played with by 2 nurse sisters, true story. The doctor performing the snip was a bit of a mood killer though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Just now, Genie said: I once spent a Friday afternoon having my cock and balls played with by 2 nurse sisters, true story. The doctor performing the snip was a bit of a mood killer though. Mine was a fascinating experience, I basically had the snip on Valium and I can highly recommend it. Rocked up at the centre got given a couple of Valium and then sat in a waiting room. After a while a nurse asked me to stand up and tell her if the Valium had had any effect. I stood up and told her no. She said that was fine and they were ready to start and I said ok, and followed her. I went in to the little operating room, the doctor asked me how I felt, I said perfectly normal I didn’t think the Valium had kicked in yet. He said fine, drop your trousers and pants and we’ll get started. I said fine and did as I was told. We chatted away about this and that all the way through the snip, there was a little screen but I could see much of what was going on. Once finished I got dressed and went back out to the waiting room where I told my missus I was perfectly fine to drive home. She wouldn’t let me. **** Valium man, I can see how people got hooked. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 10 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: Mine was a fascinating experience, I basically had the snip on Valium and I can highly recommend it. Rocked up at the centre got given a couple of Valium and then sat in a waiting room. After a while a nurse asked me to stand up and tell her if the Valium had had any effect. I stood up and told her no. She said that was fine and they were ready to start and I said ok, and followed her. I went in to the little operating room, the doctor asked me how I felt, I said perfectly normal I didn’t think the Valium had kicked in yet. He said fine, drop your trousers and pants and we’ll get started. I said fine and did as I was told. We chatted away about this and that all the way through the snip, there was a little screen but I could see much of what was going on. Once finished I got dressed and went back out to the waiting room where I told my missus I was perfectly fine to drive home. She wouldn’t let me. **** Valium man, I can see how people got hooked. No Valium for me, local anaesthetic. 90% of the nurses jobs were to keep talking and take your mind off what was going on down there. As soon as they said they were sisters I remember thinking that as soon as I was out of the room they’d be talking about my cock. It’s what any sisters would do isn’t it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villan-scott Posted April 30, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted April 30, 2021 51 minutes ago, KenjiOgiwara said: Found a very small lump on my schlong. Didn’t like it so went to a specialist which first involved a bloke holding my knob. Then paying £300 for the fact that a bloke held my knob. I know it could be a lot worse, but this is a bullshit Friday. I hope your lumpy knob is ok mate 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 30, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted April 30, 2021 1 hour ago, chrisp65 said: Valium man, I can see how people got hooked. When I was in hospital with gallstones some years back, I was given a few shots of morphine. I thought the same thing - bloody fantastic stuff. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted April 30, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Genie said: I once spent a Friday afternoon having my cock and balls played with by 2 nurse sisters, true story. The doctor performing the snip was a bit of a mood killer though. When I had my colonoscopy at Little Aston, I had the consultant and 2 nurses staring at my gaping bumhole, while they fed a camera up there. I've had better Tuesdays. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 The other day I bought one of those automatic air fresheners that goes off every half hour or so and it makes me jump every single time. I think I'm going to stick it in the hallway rather than the front room. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenjiOgiwara Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Xela said: When I had my colonoscopy at Little Aston, I had the consultant and 2 nurses staring at my gaping bumhole, while they fed a camera up there. I've had better Tuesdays. Been there, done that... the experience that is... not your bumhole. I just want to point out I feel it's a breach of the trade description act when the call it a 'micro camera'. Felt like the fecking thing was shoulder held. And the bloody cable was on a drum. And the doctor who said I should do it without sedatives, I hope you have a bloody awful weekend. Edited April 30, 2021 by KenjiOgiwara 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenjiOgiwara Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 29 minutes ago, mjmooney said: When I was in hospital with gallstones some years back, I was given a few shots of morphine. I thought the same thing - bloody fantastic stuff. I use sobril for travel. Very effective. 40 mg and I'm completely out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted April 30, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted April 30, 2021 (edited) When I had Kidney Stones (supposed to be the most pain a man can feel, not sure if true but the pain is truly intense, paralysingly painful) I was originally prescribed diclofenac which didn't even touch the sides of the pain, like trying to put out a tower block fire with a water pistol. So they gave me pethidine. Man pethidine is sweet stuff. Not only is it a truly effective pain killer but it takes you to some very pleasant places. I can easily see how people get addicted to that, in fact when my Grandad was a surgeon one of his doctors didn't turn up to work so they broke into his digs and found him in lala land surrounded by dozens of pethidine syringes. I wonder if these are the kind of things Prince and Michael Jackson got addicted to. Edited April 30, 2021 by sidcow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 9:15 tonight there was a power cut by me . All streets around me. I was watching England France womens rugby. 10 mins later it comes back on . 10 mins back into the game, floodlights fail at the game in France., game finished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoelVilla Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Judging by the prematch thread the match thread will be a joy tonight 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 1 hour ago, NoelVilla said: Judging by the prematch thread the match thread will be a joy tonight The discussion will be about how many more we’d have won by if Davis had started. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 4 minutes ago, Genie said: The discussion will be about how many more we’d have won by if Davis had started. Why didn't we make our first sub in the 18th minute? It's what the top managers do 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Silvers Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 The usual suspets, oh how I had to slum it in on topic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenjiOgiwara Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 (edited) On 30/04/2021 at 19:47, sidcow said: When I had Kidney Stones (supposed to be the most pain a man can feel, not sure if true but the pain is truly intense, paralysingly painful) I was originally prescribed diclofenac which didn't even touch the sides of the pain, like trying to put out a tower block fire with a water pistol. So they gave me pethidine. Man pethidine is sweet stuff. Not only is it a truly effective pain killer but it takes you to some very pleasant places. I can easily see how people get addicted to that, in fact when my Grandad was a surgeon one of his doctors didn't turn up to work so they broke into his digs and found him in lala land surrounded by dozens of pethidine syringes. I wonder if these are the kind of things Prince and Michael Jackson got addicted to. This is interesting. I was at a physio the other day and we had a talk about my injury/sickness history. I've torn ligaments in elbows, shouldees, knees, ankles, broken arms, wrists, fingers, toes, had brain hemo, shattered teeth, torn off muscle joins in my hip/groin and so much more, but some of the most painful stuff was probably something as trivial as spraining a rib. Apparently (according to the physio) it was explained by the bones in the body being coated with nervous fiber. Thus a clean break in some cases would be less painful than sprains. I'll admit the brain hemo was very painful mind. Your worst (physical) pain could be an interesting thread. Edited May 2, 2021 by KenjiOgiwara 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 2, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted May 2, 2021 19 minutes ago, KenjiOgiwara said: Your worst (physical) pain could be an interesting thread. Gallstones, no contest. Then again, I've never (so far, touch wood) broken any bones, other than the obligatory metatarsal playing football. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Paper cut. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Broken ribs. That's a good few weeks of agony. At least with broken legs and arms the worst is over in the first few days . With broken ribs the actual injury is probably the easiest phase. Even months later a simple cough can make it feel like Mike Tyson just jabbed you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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