Jimzk5 Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 Summer is the worst time of the year, with convertible cars and shit music already covered I'll add Your local pub(s) become full of people who only have a drink when the sun's out, thus spending the afternoon and evening nursing a pint of cider whilst he sits with he's wife not talking to each other Men with no tops on, but a vest tucked into their jeans like Bruce **** Springsteen Wasps, flies, mosquitos biting the **** out of you Bring on winter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 23, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted July 23, 2019 I love the summer. Miserable gits (although yeah skinny chavs walking around with their tops off is really **** annoying) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 It was the hot girl at work's last day today. Gutted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 4 hours ago, HanoiVillan said: This reminds me of about two weeks ago . . . I was walking up to Colmore Row to get my lunch and was crossing the road when a bloke nearly crashed into me. He was in a convertible Mercedes with the top down, sunglasses on, blasting 'Sandstorm' by Darude at full volume. He looked like an absolute pillock, but what are you gonna do. I went into the supermarket, spent about ten minutes buying my lunch, emerged, and what was going the opposite way round the one-way system? The same bloke - and the best part was he was still playing 'Sandstorm' at full volume! Sorry about that mate but you never adhered to the green cross code. Plus I really love that track. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 54 minutes ago, sharkyvilla said: It was the hot girl at work's last day today. Gutted. I hope you obtained her instagram handle? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, Xela said: Sorry about that mate but you never adhered to the green cross code. Plus I really love that track. Thinking about it he did have a collapsible wheelchair on the back seat. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said: Thinking about it he did have a collapsible wheelchair on the back seat. We aren't just limited to turquoise three wheelers now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 (edited) Convertible cars are incredible. Nothing more enjoyable than driving around with the wind in your face on a sunny day. I'll never go back to a fixed roof. Then again, as a recent convert, unless it's pissing it down, I'm driving around with the roof down, my music blaring, and my shades on. Haters gonna hate. Edited July 23, 2019 by Davkaus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 diesel convertibles they make me laugh on so many levels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 8 hours ago, Davkaus said: Convertible cars are incredible. Nothing more enjoyable than driving around with the wind in your face on a sunny day. I'll never go back to a fixed roof. Then again, as a recent convert, unless it's pissing it down, I'm driving around with the roof down, my music blaring, and my shades on. Haters gonna hate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 9 hours ago, Davkaus said: Convertible cars are incredible. Nothing more enjoyable than driving around with the wind in your face on a sunny day. I'll never go back to a fixed roof. Then again, as a recent convert, unless it's pissing it down, I'm driving around with the roof down, my music blaring, and my shades on. Haters gonna hate. you going to be one of those driving round with the roof down on a crisp -10 degree day in January wearing 2 scarves?? people like that would be breaking rocks somewhere if I was in charge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 9 minutes ago, villa4europe said: you going to be one of those driving round with the roof down on a crisp -10 degree day in January wearing 2 scarves?? people like that would be breaking rocks somewhere if I was in charge Cold day, roof down, heating on and heated seats, it's perfection. It's like being in a hot tub on my commute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tonyh29 Posted July 24, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted July 24, 2019 Got pulled over for speeding last night and the copper looked about 14 I’m at that moment and I’ve officially reached old age on the plus side he let me off and said 37 in a 30 at this time of night when nobody is around is no biggie but please slow down a little ,top lad , I might write to his parents and ask that they increase his pocket money 3 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Davkaus said: Cold day, roof down, heating on and heated seats, it's perfection. It's like being in a hot tub on my commute. What? And go to work in soaking wet shirt and trousers? You sir, are an imbecile.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 24, 2019 Moderator Share Posted July 24, 2019 15 hours ago, Jimzk5 said: Summer is the worst time of the year, with convertible cars and shit music already covered I'll add Your local pub(s) become full of people who only have a drink when the sun's out, thus spending the afternoon and evening nursing a pint of cider whilst he sits with he's wife not talking to each other Men with no tops on, but a vest tucked into their jeans like Bruce **** Springsteen Wasps, flies, mosquitos biting the **** out of you Bring on winter. U OK hun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 24, 2019 Moderator Share Posted July 24, 2019 1 hour ago, tonyh29 said: Got pulled over for speeding last night and the copper looked about 14 I’m at that moment and I’ve officially reached old age on the plus side he let me off and said 37 in a 30 at this time of night when nobody is around is no biggie but please slow down a little ,top lad , I might write to his parents and ask that they increase his pocket money A simple pat on the head would've made his day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 24, 2019 Moderator Share Posted July 24, 2019 Buying 2 things on Amazon that total ~£10.50 and then the P&P comes to £11.50 Just takes the good out of it. Two different distributors too (and neither are Amazon), so can't bundle either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 24, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted July 24, 2019 Women bringing their newborn kids into the office to show off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted July 24, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted July 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Stevo985 said: Women bringing their newborn kids into the office to show off. In a former job a woman who had just adopted came in. The thing was, they had adopted about 4 kids at the same time, I think siblings from a troubled background. Came in with a baby and 3 toddlers. Ludicrous. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 53 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: Women bringing their newborn kids into the office to show off. I could tolerate it if they just let people know they were there and went to the break room with anyone who gives a shit. But what they invariably do is patrol the entire office, introducing their kid to everybody. Thanks, it's just what I want when i'm on a conference call, the audio from a **** nursery in the background. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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