Stevo985 Posted July 24, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted July 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Davkaus said: I could tolerate it if they just let people know they were there and went to the break room with anyone who gives a shit. But what they invariably do is patrol the entire office, introducing their kid to everybody. Thanks, it's just what I want when i'm on a conference call, the audio from a **** nursery in the background. It's happening right now in my office. She's been here for coming up to 3 hours. She has a legitimate reason to be here. She needs to see HR to discuss her return to work. But HR are in another building. She's been walking around the office for most of it with the baby crying for a large part of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Paddywhack Posted July 24, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted July 24, 2019 18 hours ago, sharkyvilla said: It was the hot girl at work's last day today. Gutted. Yes, it's a shame when you have to kill them, but sometimes there's no other option. If you can't have her, no one can. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Stevo985 said: Women bringing their newborn kids into the office to show off. Plenty of people in my office have been asking when I'm bringing my boy in, so I've decided to bring him in next Wednesday just to stop them asking. (That's a complete lie, I can't wait to show him off. I'm going to be annoying people in meetings, on calls, on their lunch break..) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 24, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted July 24, 2019 11 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: Plenty of people in my office have been asking when I'm bringing my boy in, so I've decided to bring him in next Wednesday just to stop them asking. (That's a complete lie, I can't wait to show him off. I'm going to be annoying people in meetings, on calls, on their lunch break..) I hate you. And your son. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 It's almost worth it for the look on a proud new mother's face when they ask if you want to say hello to/hold their pride and joy, to receive a curt "No, thank you". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Love Island to move to two series per year as of 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 24, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted July 24, 2019 6 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said: Love Island to move to two series per year as of 2020 I'd love to know how many of you would actually enjoy Love Island if you gave it a go... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaglint Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: I'd love to know how many of you would actually enjoy Love Island if you gave it a go... I’ve watched virtually every episode of this series and most of the previous series. I see it as a fair concession to my wife given the amount of football I watch the rest of the year round. Here is my opinion. Watching sexy ladies for an hour is not the most arduous of tasks I’ve had to endure. On the other hand I can actually feel my brain cells dying through the course of a summer. That I don’t get up off my arse and spend that hour doing something more productive fills me with an ever increasing sense of existential dread. Edited July 24, 2019 by villaglint 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Now I'm not saying my missus's 9yo lad pisses me off because he doesn't, he is genuinely one of the nicest kids I've ever met, mostly well behaved, polite and funny and I do love how inquisitive he is but **** me do children's inane endless questions ever cease? Random **** questions about literally everything he sees, questions about films I've never seen, people I've never met, where are they from, what does that taste like, who is that, what's this, what does that do, why does it do that, when was that, how did that happen and on and on and on and on and on and on. Sometimes the same questions within a minute of me answering the first time. Questions that I have no possible way of answering. Just shut the **** up for 10 minutes lol. Argh! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 24, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted July 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, villaglint said: I’ve watched virtually every episode of this series and most of the previous series. I see it as a fair concession to my wife given the amount of football I watch the rest of the year round. Here is my opinion. Watching sexy ladies for an hour is not the most arduous of tasks I’ve had to endure. On the other hand I can actually feel my brain cells dying through the course of a summer. That I don’t get up off my arse and spend that hour doing something more productive fills me with an ever increasing sense of existential dread. Yeah I love looking at the sexy ladies. And the blokes are fit too 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 24, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted July 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Ingram85 said: Now I'm not saying my missus's 9yo lad pisses me off because he doesn't, he is genuinely one of the nicest kids I've ever met, mostly well behaved, polite and funny and I do love how inquisitive he is but **** me do children's inane endless questions ever cease? Random **** questions about literally everything he sees, questions about films I've never seen, people I've never met, where are they from, what does that taste like, who is that, what's this, what does that do, why does it do that, when was that, how did that happen and on and on and on and on and on and on. Sometimes the same questions within a minute of me answering the first time. Questions that I have no possible way of answering. Just shut the **** up for 10 minutes lol. Argh! The questions about stuff you have no chance of knowing is a nice trick of my gf. "How did they make this film?" "How fast is this plane going?" "How many chefs does this hotel have?" I don't **** know! How would I know that?! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lapal_fan Posted July 24, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted July 24, 2019 8 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: The questions about stuff you have no chance of knowing is a nice trick of my gf. "How did they make this film?" "How fast is this plane going?" "How many chefs does this hotel have?" I don't **** know! How would I know that?! how can you not know that? 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Davkaus said: I could tolerate it if they just let people know they were there and went to the break room with anyone who gives a shit. But what they invariably do is patrol the entire office, introducing their kid to everybody. Thanks, it's just what I want when i'm on a conference call, the audio from a **** nursery in the background. People who take conference calls in the middle of an open office, on speaker, when there are a dozen meeting rooms available. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 24, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted July 24, 2019 1 minute ago, lapal_fan said: how can you not know that? Actually I do know, I was just seeing if YOU knew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 15 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: Actually I do know, I was just seeing if YOU knew 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Stevo985 said: The questions about stuff you have no chance of knowing is a nice trick of my gf. "How did they make this film?" "How fast is this plane going?" "How many chefs does this hotel have?" I don't **** know! How would I know that?! My wife is also an expert in this. I kind of blame myself, though. I do tend to be a bit of a know it all. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 24, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted July 24, 2019 3 minutes ago, Michelsen said: My wife is also an expert in this. I kind of blame myself, though. I do tend to be a bit of a know it all. When I’m not being grumpy I usually take a guess. Which probably encourages her. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Stevo985 said: When I’m not being grumpy I usually take a guess. Which probably encourages her. Egg zackly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Ingram85 said: Now I'm not saying my missus's 9yo lad pisses me off because he doesn't, he is genuinely one of the nicest kids I've ever met, mostly well behaved, polite and funny and I do love how inquisitive he is but **** me do children's inane endless questions ever cease? Random **** questions about literally everything he sees, questions about films I've never seen, people I've never met, where are they from, what does that taste like, who is that, what's this, what does that do, why does it do that, when was that, how did that happen and on and on and on and on and on and on. Sometimes the same questions within a minute of me answering the first time. Questions that I have no possible way of answering. Just shut the **** up for 10 minutes lol. Argh! I babysitted for my mates 6 year old boy the other week , she went off to work at 5:00 am and she said he won’t wake up until gone 9 ... 7 am he came bowling down the stairs , by 9 am we’d had breakfast cycled to the park and eaten an ice lolly ... then I had about 30 episodes of Tim and Topsy ( the mum is a bit of a milf ) and then about 5 hours of what’s this , what’s that , why is xxxx and how do you xxx ... made me appreciate mine are at the age where they lock themself in their rooms and grunt at you over dinner 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 22 hours ago, Davkaus said: Convertible cars are incredible. Nothing more enjoyable than driving around with the wind in your face on a sunny day. I'll never go back to a fixed roof. Then again, as a recent convert, unless it's pissing it down, I'm driving around with the roof down, my music blaring, and my shades on. Haters gonna hate. I've always fancied a Mk1 MX-5 with the pop up headlamps. Icon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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