Seat68 Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 11 hours ago, Brumstopdogs said: Firework rocket polishers. words removed utter words removed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 16 hours ago, Brumstopdogs said: Firework rocket polishers. The worse ones are the ones who release their fireworks at about 3 minutes to midnight. Haven't you got a clock you pricks?! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Bands or singers that spell their names wrong and expect you to not say it how its spelled. See Chvrches. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 1, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, Seat68 said: Bands or singers that spell their names wrong and expect you to not say it how its spelled. See Chvrches. Or that other word removed from the other thread that I really can't be arsed to even type. Grade A waste of atoms 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted January 2, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted January 2, 2019 People who just stop when you're in a busy street or shopping centre so you almost walk into them. **** off out my way. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilko154 Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 7 hours ago, Troglodyte said: People who just stop when you're in a busy street or shopping centre so you almost walk into them. **** off out my way. Always as they exit a shop, walk out and then just stand there as though they have just awoken from a 20 year coma. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 People who have the whole of Christmas of then come back to work and complain about having to "catch up" to the guy in the department who worked over Christmas so these ***** could have the time off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 13 minutes ago, rodders0223 said: People who have the whole of Christmas of then come back to work and complain about having to "catch up" to the guy in the department who worked over Christmas so these ***** could have the time off. Equally, people who came to work over Christmas and changed tons of shit around without telling anyone and now it's just how things are. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 2, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted January 2, 2019 People who chose to do work over the holidays, even though they were off, because it was nice and quiet and they could get stuff done. Get a life. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 56 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: People who chose to do work over the holidays, even though they were off, because it was nice and quiet and they could get stuff done. Get a life. Reminded me of a time a (young) manager here said how he was always in at 6am, other guy in the packed meeting room said "you need to get a f**king life". One of those super awkward but quietly hilarious moments. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Got a sore throat for the first time in ages. I'd forgotten how irritating it is to have one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROTTERDAM1982 Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Siri/Amazon Echo. The advert where the lazy b@@@@@d is sitting on his fat arse when his daughter says she is hungry, and he asks for a take away.Get off your lazy arse and make her summat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 23 minutes ago, ROTTERDAM1982 said: Siri/Amazon Echo. The advert where the lazy b@@@@@d is sitting on his fat arse when his daughter says she is hungry, and he asks for a take away.Get off your lazy arse and make her summat. is this another one of those adverts where the wife is out playing rugby or something to show look at us we don't do gender roles , we just do condescending and in our adverts the dad looks after the child but only after detailed instructions from rugby mum .. but obviously he can't cook alphabet spaghetti so we are going to show him ordering a take away 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted January 2, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted January 2, 2019 Is that the advert with him asking whether there’s an Italian restaurant nearby? I can only assume he’s just moved in to the area, if he’s having to ask his telly to tell him about nearby takeaways. Lazy dad. Lazy writing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 7 hours ago, rodders0223 said: People who have the whole of Christmas of then come back to work and complain about having to "catch up" to the guy in the department who worked over Christmas so these ***** could have the time off. I work over Xmas and NY mainly because work is dead and I can piss about on the net and secondly, I don't have kids so i don't mind working so people with kids can spend time with them. But yeah, listening to people moan today "Ugghh i could have done without work today". **** off bollock chops, you've been off since the 21st! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 2, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 2, 2019 2 hours ago, Xela said: I work over Xmas and NY mainly because work is dead and I can piss about on the net and secondly, I don't have kids so i don't mind working so people with kids can spend time with them. But yeah, listening to people moan today "Ugghh i could have done without work today". **** off bollock chops, you've been off since the 21st! I didn't work over xmas (for the first time in 20 years). I went back Monday but I know how rare getting xmas off in our place is. I said nothing. It also helps that I'm a team of one in many respects so no one can piss about with my work apart from me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumstopdogs Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Some people at my place were even sending e-mails on Xmas Day. Forget that - if I'm on leave then I'm not going to be looking at e-mails until I return to the office. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted January 2, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted January 2, 2019 3 hours ago, tonyh29 said: is this another one of those adverts where the wife is out playing rugby or something to show look at us we don't do gender roles , we just do condescending and in our adverts the dad looks after the child but only after detailed instructions from rugby mum .. but obviously he can't cook alphabet spaghetti so we are going to show him ordering a take away 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 2, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Brumstopdogs said: Some people at my place were even sending e-mails on Xmas Day. Forget that - if I'm on leave then I'm not going to be looking at e-mails until I return to the office. I kind of have to but keep it to essential replies only, if it can wait, it waits 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 I'm a little underwhelmed by Ultima Thule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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