Popular Post tonyh29 Posted February 2, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: pretty homophobic labelling it "gay" porn Stefan.. Thought you were better than that. What made it "gay" anyway? you being in it ? 2 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 On 2018-01-31 at 22:07, chrisp65 said: boy's got issues Yea yea,you just jealous.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaglint Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 (edited) Car insurance companies! I hate shouting at the poor sods in the call centre because I know the horror they have to go through but the companies seem to specifically design their procedures and policies to rile you up. Got a quote from a generic comparison site. Couldn't do the whole thing online had to phone. OK fine, 10min wait in a queue and then 15 min on the phone later and the quote is £140 higher. Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Edited February 2, 2018 by villaglint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted February 2, 2018 Administrator Share Posted February 2, 2018 5 hours ago, Stevo985 said: If I received a CV in comic sans I'd genuinely bin it without a second thought Same for me if it came as a word doc. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 8 hours ago, Xann said: Loads of them went through life angry, just for the want of the love of a man. You have any of the photographer's books? No. It's something I'm aware of, got a slight fascination for, but always end up steering clear of. I don't want to be one of those guys that watches minor channel documentaries about serial killers and has a line of books about Hitler on the book shelf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 4 hours ago, tonyh29 said: you being in it ? You were the one pushing back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 10 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: You were the one pushing back! If Deliverence taught me anything it’s that it’s not gay if you are receiving and squeal like a pig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted February 2, 2018 Moderator Share Posted February 2, 2018 9 hours ago, chrisp65 said: That's not strictly true. Where my wife works, they send out some official post in comic sans. It's about knowing you're target audience. She works with families that, er, need a little help along the way. Anything sent out in any format that looks in the slightest bit official doesn't get read or acted on. Anything unsolicited gets binned. People just don't open mail. Then they don't read it if it even slightly looks like it's potential stress. So they get a text or a pm or a dm or whatever medium that client prefers that basically says 'hey, cool dude type person. We will be sending you a letter, look out for it, there's something you need to do/sign/return and there's also an argos voucher in there. Stay cool y'all'. Then they send out the post, hand written address, a comic sans letter absolutely as brief as possible, in a square white envelope, not a rectangle like it might have heavy duty documents. Not brown like another fine or summons. That has a proven track record of getting the highest response rate from some people. Possibly one for the boring thread. I'm surprised the voting slip in the Brexit referendum wasn't in Comic Sans. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 17 minutes ago, NurembergVillan said: I'm surprised the voting slip in the Brexit referendum wasn't in Comic Sans. Britannic bold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 Women who refer to themselves as a 'Mummy' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 18 hours ago, tonyh29 said: you being in it ? You suck one cock it doesnt make you gay, you chop down one tree it doesnt make you a lumberjack. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Designer1 Posted February 3, 2018 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted February 3, 2018 Perfect for this thread as technically it is wrong but the whole Premiership / Premier League thing. No, not the people who get it wrong, but the ones who pick up on it every single time. We all know they mean the Premier League, so just leave it alone. Oh and the 'oh so clever' people who mention the Scottish Premiership can get in the **** sea. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 37 minutes ago, Xela said: Women who refer to themselves as a 'Mummy' Completely wrapped up in themselves. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 36 minutes ago, Xela said: Women who refer to themselves as a 'Mummy' it depends on context if she's trying to persuade a toddler in a push chair to eat a carrot stick, perfectly acceptable if you're slamming away behind her, giving it the full porn star backside slap technique, not so much 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: 44 minutes ago, Xela said: Women who refer to themselves as a 'Mummy' it depends on context if she's trying to persuade a toddler in a push chair to eat a carrot stick, perfectly acceptable if you're slamming away behind her, giving it the full porn star backside slap technique, not so much What about if they throw in "Yummie" into the conversation arena ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 3, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2018 22 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: it depends on context if she's trying to persuade a toddler in a push chair to eat a carrot stick, perfectly acceptable if you're slamming away behind her, giving it the full porn star backside slap technique, not so much Joke aside, not even acceptable in the toddler scenario. Never refer to yourself the the third person. "I want you to eat your carrot stick", not "Mummy wants you to..." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 55 minutes ago, Designer1 said: Perfect for this thread as technically it is wrong but the whole Premiership / Premier League thing. No, not the people who get it wrong, but the ones who pick up on it every single time. We all know they mean the Premier League, so just leave it alone. Oh and the 'oh so clever' people who mention the Scottish Premiership can get in the **** sea. Absolutely. That really pisses me off. Also the Hungry House adverts piss me off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 (edited) Team lunches, all well and good when expensable, but when they're not it's frankly a **** piss take to be obliged to go and as a result end up spending something like £15. **** me right off. Edited February 3, 2018 by Dr_Pangloss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 This week, we had 2 charity collections, a lunch out, and an evening meal and drinks for someone that I don't know getting married. I opted out of all 4 of the **** things, as I'm there to make money not to spend it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 I absolutely hate work meals out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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