Ikantcpell Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 On 2018-01-19 at 12:05, Xela said: Female friends. Utter pains in the arse most of the time; high maintenance, demanding and moody! I dont have female friends,they are just girls i havent **** yet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Ikantcpell said: I dont have female friends,they are just girls i havent **** yet. Love it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 Had to get a small loaf of bread and a few other things in the supermarket earlier, so picked up 75p white Kingsmill. Got home and realised I'd picked up a crustless loaf which actually cost £1.30. Seriously, how the **** is there a market for bread with no crusts on and how does it cost nearly twice as much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 23 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: Phones control us. I'm sure a huge amount of the population are addicted to them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 5 hours ago, tonyh29 said: picked up my new car yesterday Just come back from the gym and someone has driven into it and scratched the bodywork ... and goes without saying driven off **** people Its so out of order. Get a dashcam if you park where ****s like that park and hit other peoples cars is my advise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 24 minutes ago, Ikantcpell said: I dont have female friends,they are just girls i havent **** yet. Confidence is high there. I just hope they all live long enough for you to get round to them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 little tip, if you grab his tits you go to the back of the queue 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 31, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted January 31, 2018 50 minutes ago, sharkyvilla said: Had to get a small loaf of bread and a few other things in the supermarket earlier, so picked up 75p white Kingsmill. Got home and realised I'd picked up a crustless loaf which actually cost £1.30. Seriously, how the **** is there a market for bread with no crusts on and how does it cost nearly twice as much? I work with a girl (that one) who doesn’t eat the crusts on her sandwiches. Fine, some people do that. We were in Turin on business last year and she ordered a sandwich for lunch. When it came, the chef had cut the crusts off. She STILL left the bit round the edge! I was gobsmacked. (I’ve since been wondering how small a sandwich would have to be that if she was served it she wouldn’t be able to eat any of it, because there would be nothing to leave behind) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Ikantcpell said: I dont have female friends,they are just girls i havent **** yet. weren't you complaining about being a victim of sexism in another thread? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 31, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted January 31, 2018 1 minute ago, StefanAVFC said: weren't you complaining about being a victim of sexism in another thread? In between bragging about how many women he’s banged, yeah. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Ikantcpell said: I dont have female friends,they are just girls i havent **** yet. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 (edited) 20 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said: weren't you complaining about being a victim of sexism in another thread? Yes,from girls i dont find attractive,it's not very funny when a fat cow who had to much to drink attacks you on the dancefloor,but if Zara Zetterqvist did it,it would be a different thing. Is it possible for you to grasp that? Edited January 31, 2018 by Ikantcpell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, Ikantcpell said: Yes,from girls i dont find attractive,it's not very funny when a fat cow who had to much to drink attacks you on the dancefloor,but if Zara Zetterqvist did it,it would be a different thing. Is it possible for you grasp that? Size or looks never put me off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 Just now, Rugeley Villa said: Size or looks never put me off. So you shag anyone as long as they are female? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 9 minutes ago, Ikantcpell said: Yes,from girls i dont find attractive,it's not very funny when a fat cow who had to much to drink attacks you on the dancefloor,but if Zara Zetterqvist did it,it would be a different thing. Is it possible for you grasp that? I seriously don’t know where to start. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 9 minutes ago, Ikantcpell said: So you shag anyone as long as they are female? I used too, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 boy's got issues 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 15 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: I seriously don’t know where to start. Dont start then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 7 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: I used too, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 3 hours ago, blandy said: was at the gym earlier, (I'd gone in my Audi) and some bloke had parked this brand new car not quite straight, I hate that so I scratched it and drove off. Serves him right. My new car is a hybrid .... a small part of me likes to think whoever hit my car thought yogurt knitting rocket polisher I’ll teach him ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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