MakemineVanilla Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 47 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: It's kind of like my previous pet hate in this thread of "Cheers mate" every time you hold a door open for someone etc How about just a nod or a Thank You , we aren't acquainted so thus aren't mates at this particular juncture in time ... buy me a drink , a little dancing and who knows where things may lead , but for now It's just a door that I held open for you In B F Skinner's utopian novel Walden Two no one in the community thanked anyone for anything. All evidence suggests that the younger generation think that that is the way to go. So just give it time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Being told by the lecturer to revise for something specifically that will be in the exam, only for it to not be in the exam. **** you, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 My girlfriend's brother is a right knob. He blocked my laptop and phone from the family wifi so he could play online games. He doesn't have a job or go to uni. He's 24. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 7 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said: My girlfriend's brother is a right knob. He blocked my laptop and phone from the family wifi so he could play online games. He doesn't have a job or go to uni. He's 24. Get noisy when you shag his sister, then wander out just wearing a union jack t-shirt, drink the milk in the fridge straight from the bottle, belch, scratch your nuts, wipe hand on milk bottle, return to bedroom. If that doesn't wind him up and show him who's top dog, **** his dad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 13 hours ago, StefanAVFC said: My girlfriend's brother is a right knob. He blocked my laptop and phone from the family wifi so he could play online games. He doesn't have a job or go to uni. He's 24. Unscrew the phone socket from the wall, cut a wire or 2 and then replace. That should slow him down for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 On 07/06/2016 at 12:39, tonyh29 said: It's kind of like my previous pet hate in this thread of "Cheers mate" every time you hold a door open for someone etc How about just a nod or a Thank You , we aren't acquainted so thus aren't mates at this particular juncture in time ... buy me a drink , a little dancing and who knows where things may lead , but for now It's just a door that I held open for you I once had a boss who when speaking to one of the lads was referred to as 'mate' "I am not your mate." were his words. Yeah, he was a tosser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 (edited) Sitting in an office on a lovely summer's day...freezing your nutsack off because of the bastarding air conditioning and the sweaty fatties who need the **** thing on. Edited June 8, 2016 by rodders0223 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted June 8, 2016 Moderator Share Posted June 8, 2016 11 minutes ago, rodders0223 said: Sitting in an office on a lovely summer's day...freezing your nutsack off because off the bastarding air conditioning and the sweaty fatties who need the...thing on. It's the opposite here. The aircon is goosed and it's been 28 - 31 degrees all week in this building. I hate air con anyway, but when it will only blow hot air into a hot building on a hot day, I hate it more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 19 hours ago, StefanAVFC said: My girlfriend's brother is a right knob. He blocked my laptop and phone from the family wifi so he could play online games. He doesn't have a job or go to uni. He's 24. What are you doing on your laptop that **** up his gaming? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 8, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted June 8, 2016 27 minutes ago, Davkaus said: What are you doing on your laptop that **** up his gaming? Judging by Stefan's connection on his PS4 when he stayed at his gf's house, I imagine opening a text only email would melt the router. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V01 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Tried to drive a mile and half to take the nipper to her self defence class, 20 minutes later haven't gone a mile. decide to try going around and coming the other way but no gridlocked everywhere. Realise we've nearly missed half the lesson already and nowhere near getting there. Turn back home and there in 2 minutes. Also, what's with everyone driving in the middle off the road? stick to your own lane you words removed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Working from home when I'm really busy - just feel so disconnected. I was fine first thing but then an absolute avalanche of work came in and I'd have been better placed to sort it out in the office. Now it means a long day tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted June 8, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted June 8, 2016 (edited) Seagull attack on my scampi & chips, creating a bit of scene for onlookers. The seagulls were scared off and the meal was successfully defended, but a pint of murphy's was the innocent victim during the fracas. I'm declaring it a pyrrhic victory. Edited June 8, 2016 by Shropshire Lad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 (edited) 2 hours ago, rodders0223 said: Sitting in an office on a lovely summer's day...freezing your nutsack off because of the bastarding air conditioning and the sweaty fatties who need the **** thing on. Oh, that would be the 'sexist' air con in action Edited June 8, 2016 by Dr_Pangloss 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 2 hours ago, rodders0223 said: Sitting in an office on a lovely summer's day...freezing your nutsack off because of the bastarding air conditioning and the sweaty fatties who need the **** thing on. This. Also adding one idiot wants the lights on so I have glare from a bright light shining on my screen giving me a headache all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 People who don't put their lights on whilst driving in torrential rain on the motorway 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 29 minutes ago, Shropshire Lad said: Seagull attack on my scampi & chips, creating a bit of scene for onlookers. The seagulls were scared off and the meal was successfully defended, but a pint of murphy's was the innocent victim during the fracas. I'm declaring it a pyrrhic victory. Scampi and chips and a pint of stout! On a day like today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Office dress codes on hot days (pipe down Tony, we know your views on this ) Men wear trousers, shoes, shirts with a tie being optional. For women, its anything goes. This week I've seen vest tops, summer skirts, crocs, jelly shoes, flip flops, sun hats (!). Its like if an episode of **** Loose Women was filmed on a hot day on Rhyl promenade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 The joys of working at a software house. Jeans and t shirt every day. Anymore days like yesterday and the shorts are coming out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted June 8, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted June 8, 2016 18 minutes ago, Xela said: Scampi and chips and a pint of stout! On a day like today? You mean weather wise? I'm in Bristol at the moment, I had a nice sunny spot with a great view of Isambard's handywork before a flock of seagulls* came to ruin it. *not the band Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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