tonyh29 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Thought I saw an advert for "yacht anthems " yesterday on TV ... At first I figured it was a spoof and I'd flicked over to some comedy show But no I really had flicked over to the adverts .....Quiz thread? Guess the tracks? They weren't anything to do with sailing if I recall ... All the middle of the road annoying American stuff ... journey , doobie brothers , hall and oats etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 (edited) No Rod?!?!? Edited June 11, 2014 by snowychap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Carol DECKer? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heid3ster Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 I feel pressured into living up to my online persona. That must piss you off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 When you're having a dump and your Johnson brushes the side of the toilet bowl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Or touches the water. Hate that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 12, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted June 12, 2014 Or touches the water. Hate that. Me too. And I have to stand on the bowl to allow enough room and it still reaches. It's a curse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Or touches the water. Hate that. Me too. And I have to stand on the bowl to allow enough room and it still reaches. It's a curse. I'm using the well at the bottom of the garden. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 I conform to the average presented in possibly interesting maps, therefore, its never ever likely to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 12, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted June 12, 2014 Thought I saw an advert for "yacht anthems " yesterday on TV ... At first I figured it was a spoof and I'd flicked over to some comedy show But no I really had flicked over to the adverts .....Quiz thread? Guess the tracks?They weren't anything to do with sailing if I recall ... All the middle of the road annoying American stuff ... journey , doobie brothers , hall and oats etcYeah. Apparently 'yacht rock' is a thing. Mooney it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Thought I saw an advert for "yacht anthems " yesterday on TV ... At first I figured it was a spoof and I'd flicked over to some comedy show But no I really had flicked over to the adverts ..... Quiz thread? Guess the tracks? They weren't anything to do with sailing if I recall ... All the middle of the road annoying American stuff ... journey , doobie brothers , hall and oats etc Yeah. Apparently 'yacht rock' is a thing. Mooney it. never heard of him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 How about when you need a pee first thing in the morning, but as you're usually standing to attention you need to sit and tuck your member uncomfortably below the seat. Unfortunately it doesn't aim totally downwards and sprays all the urine upwards and between the seat and the toilet rim, which then drips down the front of the bog and onto the floor. Please say that happens to other people? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 12, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted June 12, 2014 You shouldn't be sitting down to pee you woman. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 I drew a mortar-style range-finder on my toilet room floor with some marker pen. Works for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Was eating lunch yesterday, in a place I go to regularly, this group of US tourists came in, moved a load of tables, they hadn't all arrived and the waitress asked did they want to order, one of the girls said no because they hadn't all arrived. So the waitress went around to another few tables got orders etc, there were arriving one by one and one of them was a total bell end. Anyway the last member finally arrived and the bell end says so everyone can hear what do we have to do to get served here. So the waitress who was taking my order at the time, was a bit embarrassed. She then went over and asked were they ready and he sarcastically goes no, no, no, come back in another ten minutes, the waitress was foreign and didn't really pick up on the sarcasm and left but he called her back and goes you should have taken my order ten minutes ago. He then wanted a burger which wasn't on the lunch menu, so she had to tell him it wasn't an option, he kicked up a fuss and eventually ordered some noodle dish. While waiting for the food, he calls the waitress over and tells her to turn off the tv as it was distracting him, (SSN was on) and he didn't know how anyone could do anything with the tv on, the volume was on mute or next to it. Finally, his food comes and I eat here 2/3 days a week food is always spot on, he makes a big fuss that his noodles aren't cooked. How I wanted to box this guy in the face was about 28 I'd say. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 You shouldn't be sitting down to pee you woman. Not even with a stiffy? Should I lay horizontally across the big perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 We've done this before, but I always piss sitting down when I've just woke up. I don't need the loo when I have a massive throbbing erection* either. *just a normal 3" stump really.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Was eating lunch yesterday, in a place I go to regularly, this group of US tourists came in, moved a load of tables, they hadn't all arrived and the waitress asked did they want to order, one of the girls said no because they hadn't all arrived. So the waitress went around to another few tables got orders etc, there were arriving one by one and one of them was a total bell end. Anyway the last member finally arrived and the bell end says so everyone can hear what do we have to do to get served here. So the waitress who was taking my order at the time, was a bit embarrassed. She then went over and asked were they ready and he sarcastically goes no, no, no, come back in another ten minutes, the waitress was foreign and didn't really pick up on the sarcasm and left but he called her back and goes you should have taken my order ten minutes ago. He then wanted a burger which wasn't on the lunch menu, so she had to tell him it wasn't an option, he kicked up a fuss and eventually ordered some noodle dish. While waiting for the food, he calls the waitress over and tells her to turn off the tv as it was distracting him, (SSN was on) and he didn't know how anyone could do anything with the tv on, the volume was on mute or next to it. Finally, his food comes and I eat here 2/3 days a week food is always spot on, he makes a big fuss that his noodles aren't cooked. How I wanted to box this guy in the face was about 28 I'd say. But at least he didn't order a Waldorf salad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted June 12, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted June 12, 2014 (edited) You shouldn't be sitting down to pee you woman. Not even with a stiffy? Should I lay horizontally across the big perhaps? NSFW Edited June 12, 2014 by limpid spoiler added 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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