tonyh29 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Ask your wife if I'm a virgin... OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO HE DIDN'T!!!!!!! (sorry, I love you really ) I asked as Tonyh is on another one of his overseas trips, she said you are. I was trying to link to that scene from the Inbetweeners when Will "dry humps" Charlotte and he says "does that count" and she replies with "well , i'm not counting it " or something along those lines poxy copyright by ch 4 means the video doesn't work though ... foiled Cool. Tell her I accidentally took Stefan's coat home by accident last time I was there. did you take it by accident ,only you never said .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 13, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted June 13, 2014 "Rubbing up against the perineum" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Jaime didn't rape Cersei! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 It was at worst a struggle snuggle. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 13, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted June 13, 2014 Well I was going to call it a half rape, but that doesn't seem to go down very well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Jaime didn't rape Cersei! He did in the TV show. Not in the book. The TV show cocked that scene up royally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Half rape is 50% kinder than rape but 50% meaner than abstinence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 My Friday fruit gum packet containing no greens or oranges a 0.016% chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 My Friday fruit gum packet containing no greens or oranges a 0.016% chance. my mate had similar with wine gums , no black ones in the packet he wrote to Maynards saying the balck ones were his favourite and how disappointed he was etc etc and they sent him a couple of vouchers for a new pack ( the big packs) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Morons who queue too close behind you when you're at a cashpoint and almost knock you out of the way as soon as you start to walk away. I now turn right round to walk off, invariably bumping in to them as they move forward, saying "jesus, give me some space !" as I carry on. Not subtle but needs to be done. Same goes for those in supermarket queues......if you really want to stand THAT close to me then you're more than welcome to pay for my stuff as well ! Personal Space Invaders - one of my all time pet hates. I tend to deliberately take a step back onto their feet for the lols. I like to reach into my pockets quickly which causes rapid elbow movement, sometimes straight into their ribs. Finish off with an "Oh sorry, didn't realise you were standing THAT close to me" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Work - now, i've posted elsewhere that i'm off until the 23rd... great, love it... but i've hard to work like a dog the last week or so as typically, my workload has shot up just before my holiday. Always seems to happen and pisses me off. Been in at 6:30am last few days and worked late as well. Least its done now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Work - now, i've posted elsewhere that i'm off until the 23rd... great, love it... but i've hard to work like a dog the last week or so as typically, my workload has shot up just before my holiday. Always seems to happen and pisses me off. Been in at 6:30am last few days and worked late as well. Least its done now I've got one like that next week I usually go away in August when the family go to Hungary .. and of course I always get a monster project comes in before I go .. so this year I'm going in June , historically my quietest month and wallop in comes a big project I leave Sat morning , I'll probably pull an all nighter on Friday and go straight to the airport from the office ,power nap on the flight and ready to hit the ground running once i step off the plane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted June 13, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted June 13, 2014 That I couldn't be bothered with the office summer-party this year. We do have some lovely ladies working here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted June 13, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted June 13, 2014 wahey, one of them had instagram... http://instagram.com/idaahakansson 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Mother of god...the Scandinavians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 I think I'm probably closer to a gallon. Let's get married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 wahey, one of them had instagram... http://instagram.com/idaahakansson Poor mans Georgie Thompson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 (edited) me likey http://instagram.com/p/oTp9r_N7qs/ and she even has a friend for the moon man as well http://instagram.com/p/k42YsGt7tQ/ Edited June 13, 2014 by tonyh29 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 me likeyhttp://instagram.com/p/oTp9r_N7qs/ 6/10 would not bang. Absolutely kidding. There should be a thread, ladies we work with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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