villaajax Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 It's an old man's game so surely it couldn't have been thrown very hard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted September 7, 2013 Author Share Posted September 7, 2013 I was batting, at non-strikers end, my work colleague flays a straight forward drive straight into my collarbone at full speed. Didn't knock me down and I carried on. Was not out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Mike Chang, **** off out of my Youtube page, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 9, 2013 Moderator Share Posted September 9, 2013 Kyle Walker having to apologise for taking a legal high (laughing gas). By that logic I'd like to apologise for coming to work on time today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 (edited) Judging by the media's reaction, you would have thought he started shooting up heroin, retired from football and became a rent boy to support his habit. Edited September 9, 2013 by AVFCforever1991 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArteSuave Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 (edited) Daily Heil's headline was something like WALKERS DRUG SHAME. Imbeciles. Edited September 9, 2013 by ArteSuave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 The second I go outside to read my book, my neighbor cranks up his lawn mower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Late evening lawnmower fiends are the worst. Up against the wall, the lot of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 People who think the bag rack on a train is a legitimate seat, absolute words removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 The following phrases: "I'll take a rain check" How about you **** off and die instead. "It's on my bucket list" Putting dying ASAP on your bucket list, you word removed. At work there's a screechy, abrasive and horribly loud woman who uses those phrases constantly. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted September 9, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted September 9, 2013 I may have moaned about this before, but people who insist on knowing the temperature of the sausage roll/steak bake/whatever in Greggs before they buy anything. **** OFF. I'm on my lunch, I've got a set amount of time, and I don't want to spend it stood in Greggs waiting for you to feel how hot the bastard food is - it's **** Greggs, I didn't see the Michelin star on the door, evidently. You're holding everyone up because you can't contemplate a room temperature pork product. Not only that, the staff will bloody bag the thing up so they can fondle it. Which adds to the time needed to get the transaction done while they molest the merchandise, but also means if they don't want it either the thing goes back to be sold or in the bin, which is either wasteful or potentially selling whoever comes along next somewhat soiled goods. Anyway... **** OFF. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 As someone who once faced the crushing disappointment of an only mildly warm sausage roll, I think you're in the wrong, I'm afraid. I had a pizza delivered that was kind of cold last weekend, and the pizza company told me to **** off when I asked for a hot replacement. Customer service isn't what it used to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 I may have moaned about this before, but people who insist on knowing the temperature of the sausage roll/steak bake/whatever in Greggs before they buy anything. **** OFF. I'm on my lunch, I've got a set amount of time, and I don't want to spend it stood in Greggs waiting for you to feel how hot the bastard food is - it's **** Greggs, I didn't see the Michelin star on the door, evidently. You're holding everyone up because you can't contemplate a room temperature pork product. Not only that, the staff will bloody bag the thing up so they can fondle it. Which adds to the time needed to get the transaction done while they molest the merchandise, but also means if they don't want it either the thing goes back to be sold or in the bin, which is either wasteful or potentially selling whoever comes along next somewhat soiled goods. Anyway... **** OFF. Would have been tax free under a Labour government. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 I don't see the issue in asking 'Is it hot?' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 I may have moaned about this before, but people who insist on knowing the temperature of the sausage roll/steak bake/whatever in Greggs before they buy anything. **** OFF. I'm on my lunch, I've got a set amount of time, and I don't want to spend it stood in Greggs waiting for you to feel how hot the bastard food is - it's **** Greggs, I didn't see the Michelin star on the door, evidently. You're holding everyone up because you can't contemplate a room temperature pork product. Not only that, the staff will bloody bag the thing up so they can fondle it. Which adds to the time needed to get the transaction done while they molest the merchandise, but also means if they don't want it either the thing goes back to be sold or in the bin, which is either wasteful or potentially selling whoever comes along next somewhat soiled goods. Anyway... **** OFF. Would have been tax free under a Labour government. but subsidised by the tax payer and paid for over the next 20 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted September 9, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted September 9, 2013 I don't see the issue in asking 'Is it hot?' They don't just ask if it's hot, they get the bloke behind the till to bag it up so they can feel it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Meath_Villan Posted September 9, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 9, 2013 do they drop it ,,,,,,,like its hot 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted September 9, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted September 9, 2013 Whenever ESPNFC asks Steve Nicol to comment on Liverpool. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted September 9, 2013 Share Posted September 9, 2013 Joe Wilkinson - the hobo looking guy from him & her, 8 out of 10 cats etc... About as funny as unwanted sphincter buggery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 The new Arcade Fire song will not get out of my head. I NEED to hear it but I'm a work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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