Nigel Posted June 21, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted June 21, 2012 Bacon and egg in a frying pan. Egg - 'Its hot in here isnt it!' Bacon - ' F*ckin hell, a talking egg!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cizzler Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? 'Get in the car'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Where did Tonto take the Lone Ranger"s rubbish ? To the dump To the dump To the dump dump dump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Where did Tonto take the Lone Ranger"s rubbish ? To the dump To the dump To the dump dump dump I wish you were dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claretman Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 What's brown and sticky? A stick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted June 22, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted June 22, 2012 What's brown and sticky? A stick What's brown and sticky? Anal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Two fish in a tank. One says to the other...."So how do you drive this thing then ?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted June 22, 2012 Share Posted June 22, 2012 Did you hear about the man who read Osteopathy Magazine for 20 years? He had lots of back issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted June 23, 2012 Share Posted June 23, 2012 What's brown and sticky? A stick What's brown and sticky? Anal. What's brown and sticky? barack obama after having a wank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted June 23, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted June 23, 2012 Two fish in a tank. One says to the other...."So how do you drive this thing then ?" Two parrots, sitting on a perch. One says to the other...."Can you smell fish?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 23, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted June 23, 2012 Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted June 24, 2012 Moderator Share Posted June 24, 2012 A man walks into a bar, and asks for a pint. The barman starts pulling the pint, and says, "I couldn't help noticing, but you seem to have a melon for a head." "Yes" says the man, and there's a story as to why - "When I first moved into my house, a very old cottage, I discovered an ancient looking chest in the loft. I looked inside the chest and found an old brass lamp. While I was rubbing the dust from it a genie appeared." "Blimey!" says the barman, "Tell me more" "Well, this genie granted me three wishes. So I said, 'For my first wish:, I'd like a trillion pounds!' and Lo and behold, suddenly, a trillion pounds appeared right next to me, all tied up in a red ribbon" "Wowsa!" said the barman. "What was your next wish, then?" "Well" said the bloke, "I asked for a harem of beautiful ladies, to be at my beck and call, 24 hours a day". "Wahey!" said the barman, handing over the pint, "have this on the house, but tell me - what was your final wish?" The man takes a sip of his pint and says "For my third wish, I told the genie, I'd like a chuffing great melon for a head." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Did you hear about the man who drowned in a vat of beer ? He had to get out 3 times for a piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 I don't blame Ashley Young for missing his penalty. It must have been confusing for him, taking a spot kick without diving first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Just been to the bookies to collect my winnings from the tenner I put on England getting knocked out in the quarter-finals on penalties. I wonder what I'll spend my ten pounds and seventeen pence on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 How do you make apple crumble? Release a picture of Steve Jobs fingering a child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 25, 2012 Moderator Share Posted June 25, 2012 Just been to the bookies to collect my winnings from the tenner I put on England getting knocked out in the quarter-finals on penalties. I wonder what I'll spend my ten pounds and seventeen pence on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 "As she ran down the line I could see her jugs wobble, it was well sexy. Such a shame she's a female linesmen." - 50 Shades Of Andy Gray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 How do you make apple crumble? Release a picture of Steve Jobs fingering a child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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