rjw63 Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 **** my best mate's wife last night and today I feel awful. She must have had the flu or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 A longhaired kid is hitchhiking and gets picked up by a trucker. After a few miles the hitchhiker asks "Well are you going ask if I'm a boy or a girl?" The trucker says "It doesn't matter. I'm going to **** you anyway". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 This penguin goes into a photo shop and asks for some shots for his passport. The assistant asks, "Would you like them in black and white or in colour?". "I'll give you one **** guess, dickhead" replies the penguin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 I bought one of those anti-bullying wrist bands today. Well I say 'bought'... I actually stole it from a fat, ginger kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 A longhaired kid is hitchhiking and gets picked up by a trucker. After a few miles the hitchhiker asks "Well are you going ask if I'm a boy or a girl?" The trucker says "It doesn't matter. I'm going to **** you anyway". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 last time Germany went to Warsaw en masse expecting to turn over the opposition, they ultimately got their arses kicked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 50 Shades of Grey is quite an easy read, most women just flicked through it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 ^ WA-HAY!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 I don't blame Ashley Young for missing his penalty. It must have been confusing for him, taking a spot kick without diving first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 I don't blame Ashley Young for missing his penalty. It must have been confusing for him, taking a spot kick without diving first. Bean did n that....By Rob no less on the previous page . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 I don't blame Ashley Young for missing his penalty. It must have been confusing for him, taking a spot kick without diving first. Bean did n that....By Rob no less on the previous page . Indeed, and worthy of a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrchnry Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 half the man he is now, we must pay him well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted June 30, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted June 30, 2012 How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? He's dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 I don't blame Ashley Young for missing his penalty. It must have been confusing for him, taking a spot kick without diving first. Bean did n that....By Rob no less on the previous page . Indeed, and worthy of a my bad though was seeing if anybody was paying attention :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom. That's brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom. That's brilliant I did laugh a lot when I read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 A boy comes home from school at 7pm. His dad says "Where were you?" "I was with Tanya". He replied. "What were you doing?" "We were studying". After picking a snack off the table the son says "These fishcakes are lovely". Dad replies "Wash your hands son... they're **** donuts". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 I fail to see how getting arrested and banned from the supermarket is my fault. It was the wife that asked me to take her up the chocolate aisle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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