ciggiesnbeer Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, sidcow said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted February 19, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted February 19, 2022 5 hours ago, bickster said: I've had a shit every day since the start of the pandemic and not caught it. Everyone make sure you shit everyday and you'll be fine! 5 hours ago, sidcow said: I normally shit twice a day which is why I've continued to lick door knobs and bannisters all through the Pandemic. Listen, if we're going to get into a shitting contest... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted February 19, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted February 19, 2022 8 minutes ago, ciggiesnbeer said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 The Queen has caught it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 (edited) 23 hours ago, bickster said: I've had a shit every day since the start of the pandemic and not caught it. Everyone make sure you shit everyday and you'll be fine! I was catching up on this thread and was reading fast, for a good few seconds I was wondering why you were trying to catch your shits Edited February 20, 2022 by Ingram85 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted February 20, 2022 Moderator Share Posted February 20, 2022 1 minute ago, Ingram85 said: I was catching up on this thread and was reading fast, for a good few seconds I was wondering why you were trying to catch your shits Just had my morning dump, I'm COVID safe for another day 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 34 minutes ago, coda said: The Queen has caught it. Hopefully she’s pumped to the eyeballs with Berroca and poppers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted February 20, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted February 20, 2022 25 minutes ago, bickster said: Just had my morning dump, I'm COVID safe for another day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted February 20, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted February 20, 2022 2 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: Hopefully she’s pumped to the eyeballs with Berroca and poppers. I've heard from Facebook that even better than zinc is lead so I've stripped some off the roof and been eating a small piece each day. Ive not had Covid yet so it's definitely working. I do feel a little odd but definitely testing negative. Maybe she can try that, must have tons of lead at the Palace. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted February 20, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted February 20, 2022 1 hour ago, coda said: The Queen has caught it. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Seat68 Posted February 20, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted February 20, 2022 I have had my morning shit AND ate some lead, I can confirm that double dosing with these has kept covid from my door. You boys are life savers. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreveryoung Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 I was out everyday last week training and didn't catch it. I think these storms are helping, I've heard they blow and dampen down the particles. Everyone needs to have a party outside in 80 mph winds and rain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted February 21, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted February 21, 2022 11 hours ago, foreveryoung said: I've heard they blow 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 21, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted February 21, 2022 The headlines on the papers today are predictably moronic. Mainly that the Queen is an example to us all because she's caught covid but is "carrying on" So you, you little slug, on a ventalator in an induced coma because you've got Covid, you little shit weasel, you lazy little drain on society. Look at the Queen, just carrying on! You should be ashamed of yourself you lazy little shit stain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MellbergsBeard Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 5 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: The headlines on the papers today are predictably moronic. Mainly that the Queen is an example to us all because she's caught covid but is "carrying on" So you, you little slug, on a ventalator in an induced coma because you've got Covid, you little shit weasel, you lazy little drain on society. Look at the Queen, just carrying on! You should be ashamed of yourself you lazy little shit stain But she works from home? I thought that would be a problem for these rags? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichfield Dean Posted February 21, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted February 21, 2022 25 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: The headlines on the papers today are predictably moronic. Mainly that the Queen is an example to us all because she's caught covid but is "carrying on" So you, you little slug, on a ventalator in an induced coma because you've got Covid, you little shit weasel, you lazy little drain on society. Look at the Queen, just carrying on! You should be ashamed of yourself you lazy little shit stain Yeah, it really did come across like that. Also, how convenient that she contracts covid and it's a mild case that doesn't stop her working, all just as Boris is about to remove all the covid rules. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awol Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 22 hours ago, coda said: The Queen has caught it. Yep. Apparently she’s already coughed up 12 million. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannedfromHandV Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 9 minutes ago, Lichfield Dean said: Yeah, it really did come across like that. Also, how convenient that she contracts covid and it's a mild case that doesn't stop her working, all just as Boris is about to remove all the covid rules. Are you suggesting its been invented, that the Queen and Bozo are in cohorts to fool the nation? Is it not just more likely that like the vast majority of people who have Covid, she’s just not really that ill at all? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 I see today that ordering LFT's has now gone to one order per 72 hours, up to yesterday it was one in a 24 hour period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 10 minutes ago, Seat68 said: I see today that ordering LFT's has now gone to one order per 72 hours, up to yesterday it was one in a 24 hour period. One box? That’s alright isn’t it, as a box contains 7 tests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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