maqroll Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 People who cheat on their partner. Honestly if you want someone else just leave the other one. A girl at work has a cousin staying with her for the summer...said she needed a break from her husband and is currently **** 3 dudes on her little getaway. Sad. But to complete the picture for you, this slag is smoking hot. Hot little slut. Maybe her husband beats her and sleeps around too, who knows... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Why women wear high heels. I get that maybe they make you look taller and that they can be sexy but they look so **** uncomfortable I reckon a pair of bear traps around your ankles would be preferable.Nowt better than sexy shoes I stand corrected, said the man in the orthopedic shoes. genuine lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 2, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted August 2, 2015 People who cheat on their partner. Honestly if you want someone else just leave the other one. A girl at work has a cousin staying with her for the summer...said she needed a break from her husband and is currently **** 3 dudes on her little getaway. Sad. But to complete the picture for you, this slag is smoking hot. Hot little slut. Maybe her husband beats her and sleeps around too, who knows...Therein lies the clue to why she does it. Because she CAN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "Men are only as faithful as their options". Chris Rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 (edited) Chemical Brothers, Glastonbury - A great set of great choons, but buggered if I'm going to pay to see a bloke with a laptop. When i started to watch it, they could have pressed play then Gone for a fag behind the bins Edited August 2, 2015 by Jimzk5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "Men are only as faithful as their options". Chris Rock. As a generality, I couldn't disagree more. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "Men are only as faithful as their options". Chris Rock. As a generality, I couldn't disagree more. as somebody that used to work in hotels and now stays in hotels fairly regularly this is not universally true, a good number of both men and women are happily monogamous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "Men are only as faithful as their options". Chris Rock. Absolutely true but only as absolutely true as all comedic assumptions tend to be or need to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 People who cheat on their partner. Honestly if you want someone else just leave the other one. A girl at work has a cousin staying with her for the summer...said she needed a break from her husband and is currently **** 3 dudes on her little getaway. Sad. But to complete the picture for you, this slag is smoking hot. Hot little slut. Maybe her husband beats her and sleeps around too, who knows... Can you make it 4 dudes? Or is that you in your avatar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Chemical Brothers, Glastonbury - A great set of great choons, but buggered if I'm going to pay to see a bloke with a laptop. When i started to watch it, they could have pressed play then Gone for a fag behind the bins I saw Aphex Twin at a festival once, and that's exactly what he did. Plugged in his tape recorder, pressed play, and sat down and lit up a spliff. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "Men are only as faithful as their options". Chris Rock. Absolutely true but only as absolutely true as all comedic assumptions tend to be or need to be. Exactly. It's just a joke from a stand up comedy routine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 People who cheat on their partner. Honestly if you want someone else just leave the other one. Exactly. that's why iam single, i will never be able to have just one partner, life is to short for that Meh...monogamy ftw! Sexytime on demand without all the effort. Why waste my time looking around when I have all I need at home? I'd say life is too short for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PongRiddims Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Hey man, I DJ off a laptop and I'll have you know it's more than just a playlist on shuffle, but yes there are a lot of DJs, some of the biggest names out there too, that record their set and pretend to be djing for two hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 3, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted August 3, 2015 (edited) It's not just laptops though. I remember getting really annoyed in Michu once because the guy DJing wasn't even attempting to mix anything together. He had one of those CD mixing decks, but he was just fading down one CD and fading up the other one. Then standing chatting for 5 minutes until he did it again. Bet he got a few hundred quid for that. Edited August 3, 2015 by Stevo985 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 (edited) Some of the world's best DJ's use laptops these days, but just because it's a laptop doesn't mean they simply press play and then stand there looking busy for a few hours, carefully doing nothing. This is common sense. If that really were all there is to it, then DJ's would earn almost nothing because the barriers to entry would be non-existent. However, this doesn't mean that no DJ's will ever let the computer do most of the work - I saw a certain former member of New Order doing exactly that in Hong Kong once - but it's actually quite rare. Edited August 3, 2015 by HanoiVillan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 David Guetta Press play, off we go, mime all the show. If anyone doubts this, have a look at the youtube footage showing him doing it. I get that he's constantly busy and that he works tirelessly across the Globe and so some of his shows are live and occasionally he "has a day off" with a prerecorded show, but my god that is awful. I'm not paying for someone to press play, that's taking the piss. For the record, I absolutely detest his music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 David Guetta Press play, off we go, mime all the show. If anyone doubts this, have a look at the youtube footage showing him doing it. I get that he's constantly busy and that he works tirelessly across the Globe and so some of his shows are live and occasionally he "has a day off" with a prerecorded show, but my god that is awful. I'm not paying for someone to press play, that's taking the piss. For the record, I absolutely detest his music. Producers doing DJ sets are definitely more likely to be taking shortcuts than people primarily known for their DJ'ing. Anyone who goes to see David Guetta perform expecting a virtuoso masterclass on the wheels of steel deserves what they get IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 People who cheat on their partner. Honestly if you want someone else just leave the other one. A girl at work has a cousin staying with her for the summer...said she needed a break from her husband and is currently **** 3 dudes on her little getaway. Sad. But to complete the picture for you, this slag is smoking hot. Hot little slut. Maybe her husband beats her and sleeps around too, who knows... Can you make it 4 dudes? Or is that you in your avatar? I'd have been keen on it until I heard she was married and currently a very strong candidate to become diseased... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 However, this doesn't mean that no DJ's will ever let the computer do most of the work - I saw a certain former member of New Order doing exactly that in Hong Kong once - but it's actually quite rare. My guess is either Ian Curtis or Morrissey? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 However, this doesn't mean that no DJ's will ever let the computer do most of the work - I saw a certain former member of New Order doing exactly that in Hong Kong once - but it's actually quite rare. My guess is either Ian Curtis or Morrissey? Former member, I believe Ian Curtis is still a member, must be Steve Diggle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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