Stevo985 Posted December 20, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted December 20, 2011 A mate of mine. Now he's a really good mate, and most of the time a nice guy, but he's got some really weird habits, for want of a better word. For example, he knows I live in Sheldon. He's been to my house dozens of times. BUt everytime he talks to someone about where I live, like a mate if he's getting a lift home, he'll tell them the house is in Garrets Green. I have no idea why. He does it everytime even though I correct him everytime. Also, we go to Nandos all the time. Again we've been dozens of times. We both get the chicken extra hot when we go. But again every time we go, he asks how hot I want it, and when I tell him, he says "are you sure? That's pretty hot" He says it every time, even though every time we go I point out that I've had it extra hot the last 50 times we've been! Idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 I'm insinuating nothing by saying this, nor am I attempting to take the piss, but that really does read as though it's from the perspective of someone complaing about their girlfriend/partner. I would surmise, then, that you are spending far too much time with this mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 20, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted December 20, 2011 Not really. He lives in London. I only see him a handful of times a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 I read it and thought, 'I wish I had a mate to go to Nando's with'. My mates only seem to exist during drinking hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Well, if you're ever in Basingstoke Shillzz, you can always come to the Festival Place Nando's with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Not really. He lives in London. I only see him a handful of times a year. In that case, it sounds like he's got the memory of a goldfish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Well, if you're ever in Basingstoke Shillzz, you can always come to the Festival Place Nando's with me. Thanks buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Not really. He lives in London. I only see him a handful of times a year. f**K buddy then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Waking up with a stiff neck at least once a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 My dipshit director asking me to conjure backdated figures out of thin-air 5 minutes from close of play, from a system that can't produce backdated reports. **** numbskull. The rest of my colleagues turning up whenever the **** they feel like it, then **** off home early when they "feel a bit ill". **** wastrels. Me and my boss being the only ones in next week. Thank **** he's a mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 People who call their new born/young child 'lil' man' on facebook and stuff. **** off you bores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Are they the same people that post pics of their kid in the shirt of their respective football teams? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 my inability to wrap Christmas presents .. seriously it looks like joey Deacon wrapped the ones I've just put under the tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted December 22, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted December 22, 2011 Sale price changes. Had to do ours today, lead to pretty much the entire stock being pulled out to whack a new price sticker under the old one that in 2 weeks will be changed again, and really **** annoyingly a shitload of them had the wrong 'Was' price on them anyway so you end up piss arsing about tripping over each other trying to grab the sticker for the old price so the new sale price represents the right sale saving. Took a **** age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 The sad acts who ask if the casino is open on Christmas day. It's open 364 days a year, give it a **** rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolteEndRob Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 When I'm reading a magazine or newspaper article and I notice grammar or punctuation mistakes. Surely you would think that something that is going to print would be spell checked and/or proof read beforehand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 People who call their new born/young child 'lil' man' on facebook and stuff. **** off you bores. Arrrrrgh I have so many 'My little man' people. They seriously have nothing else to talk about. Puts me right off having kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 my inability to wrap Christmas presents .. seriously it looks like joey Deacon wrapped the ones I've just put under the tree superb! That takes me back! Joeeey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCDAN Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Someone at work paperclips everything the "wrong" way, with the big side facing you instead of the small part, does my nut in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 WHAT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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