BOF Posted February 28, 2017 Moderator Share Posted February 28, 2017 On 22/02/2017 at 18:07, Tegis said: Daughter (14) is having five friends over for a sleepover. Watching my son (15) trying not to step on this tongue repeatedly will keep me amused all night. Eyes like saucers 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 So errrrr anyone watch countdown today or just me ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted March 1, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted March 1, 2017 The fact I have not been off topic for over a week now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 The fact that sidcow is back. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 22 hours ago, sidcow said: The fact I have not been off topic for over a week now! Why does that cheer you up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 That's work done until Monday! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 14 minutes ago, Xela said: Why does that cheer you up? I guess it means it's safe to go in On Topic. I'm still not prepared to risk it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 7 minutes ago, sharkyvilla said: I guess it means it's safe to go in On Topic. I'm still not prepared to risk it. Absolutely. It's like the wild west in there at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted March 2, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted March 2, 2017 (edited) Asking a question to a bank, noting that they've replied (and renamed the subject to) "Hello Dan". I had to reply just to get it out of my system. "Thanks Emma" I replied (knowing full well her first name is Emma-Louise). (my name is Dean!). (and yes, it's the simple things ) Edited March 2, 2017 by trekka 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted March 2, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted March 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Xela said: Why does that cheer you up? Because I had resolved to only stay in off topic till Villa won again. We have won twice so I have been allowed to commit more of my time on topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted March 2, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted March 2, 2017 1 hour ago, sharkyvilla said: I guess it means it's safe to go in On Topic. I'm still not prepared to risk it. Go on, be a devil, you only live once. It's the on topic danger that lets you know your alive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post blandy Posted March 2, 2017 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted March 2, 2017 1 hour ago, trekka said: Asking a question to a bank, noting that they've replied (and renamed the subject to) "Hello Dan". I had to reply just to get it out of my system. "Thanks Emma" I replied (knowing full well her first name is Emma-Louise). (my name is Dean!). (and yes, it's the simple things ) Ha ha. Good work Don. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rodders Posted March 2, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted March 2, 2017 perhaps you were too forward in your previous engagement with her trecka 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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choffer Posted March 6, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted March 6, 2017 New woman at work has had us all guessing because she looks like someone and none of us could work out who. Penny dropped this morning, she is clearly related to Ken Dodd. Tattyfilarious. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V01 Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Quote Following your successful completion of the pre-employment stages of the recruitment process, we are pleased to make you a formal offer of employment. About **** time. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Paddywhack said: Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead **** me that's a tongue twister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted March 6, 2017 Moderator Share Posted March 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Paddywhack said: Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead I believe it got entangled in a length of rope and was strangled. When they cremated it all they were left with was Knotty Ash. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Just ordering some stuff for cleaning my car from a website that I won't mention because this will look like a blatant ad. Order total was £12 with free delivery. I ordered it at ten past 9 this morning and it's already here. It's nice to occasionally be surprised by a company that don't piss around with Yodel etc and actually get you the stuff you ordered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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