Xela Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 7 hours ago, dAVe80 said: My car not passing its MOT, but not costing me as much as anticipated. Well, mine failed first as well! I had put aside £500 but cost me half that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 Just now, Xela said: Well, mine failed first as well! I had put aside £500 but cost me half that. Mine cost me £140, and like yourself, I was expecting a lot more. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 After 10 years on the road ground sharing all over the place, my local team Horsham just got planning permission for a new ground. Pretty emotional scenes 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted March 21, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted March 21, 2017 On 20/03/2017 at 10:50, dAVe80 said: My car not passing its MOT, but not costing me as much as anticipated. Just collected my car from the garage. Thought the CV joint had failed and it could be a couple of hundred quid. Garage said it was just the strut tops which would last a lot longer yet if I was OK with the noise. Wouldn't even charge me for the time. Going to change the car in the next few months anyway. Top banana. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted March 21, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted March 21, 2017 19 minutes ago, sharkyvilla said: After 10 years on the road ground sharing all over the place, my local team Horsham just got planning permission for a new ground. Pretty emotional scenes King and Barnes Ale used to make me happy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysAVFC Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 (edited) I've just accidentally text my Mrs that I have been drying dicks under the hand dryer at work. There's a lovely image for her to wake up to. Edited March 22, 2017 by AlwaysAVFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 22, 2017 Moderator Share Posted March 22, 2017 2 hours ago, AlwaysAVFC said: I've just accidentally text my Mrs that I have been drying dicks under the hand dryer at work. There's a lovely image for her to wake up to. Yeah, I'm still trying to figure out what that should have said that would have appeared normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 13 hours ago, sharkyvilla said: After 10 years on the road ground sharing all over the place, my local team Horsham just got planning permission for a new ground. Pretty emotional scenes How very Lardy-da! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysAVFC Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 8 minutes ago, BOF said: Yeah, I'm still trying to figure out what that should have said that would have appeared normal. Well its not particuarly normal but I got drenched this morning on my way to work, and with no spare ones I had to dry my socks under the hand dryer in the changing room. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 22, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted March 22, 2017 Easily done. I can't count the number of times I've come home to find my other half sucking my socks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted March 22, 2017 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted March 22, 2017 The Reverend Spooner was highly irritated when his wife cooked his sock, as requested. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Just came across a funny name at work. Rapeeporn Rogers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, Paddywhack said: Just came across a funny name at work. Rapeeporn Rogers. The best I have seen iis Mr Ramjam Funkyboogaloo-Smythe, who is quite well known. I had to speak to him a few years ago about his his business. Edited March 22, 2017 by Xela 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Just now, Xela said: The best is Mr Ramjam Funkyboogaloo-Smythe I had to speak to him a few years ago about his his business. Haha! He had an account with a company I used to work for too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumstopdogs Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 There used to be a Mustapha Turkey at my office. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 22, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted March 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, Brumstopdogs said: There used to be a Mustapha Turkey at my office. I'd like to have been a fly on the wall at the butcher's when he was doing his Christmas order. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted March 24, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted March 24, 2017 On 22/03/2017 at 14:10, mjmooney said: The Reverend Spooner was highly irritated when his wife cooked his sock, as requested. I went through a phase of spoonerising everything as a kid. Then my mum got us some new cereal as a treat. Country Crisp put an end to such wordplay. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 24, 2017 Moderator Share Posted March 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, choffer said: I went through a phase of spoonerising everything as a kid. Then my mum got us some new cereal as a treat. Country Crisp put an end to such wordplay. I'm always at it. Playing with words. I've always just liked vocabulary in general, but sometimes my messing inadvertently spills over into normal everyday conversation. I remember having some traffic-related conversation with a colleague where, before I even knew it, I had referred to a roundamebout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted March 24, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted March 24, 2017 Just now, BOF said: I'm always at it. Playing with words. I've always just liked vocabulary in general, but sometimes my messing inadvertently spills over into normal everyday conversation. I remember having some traffic-related conversation with a colleague where, before I even knew it, I had referred to a roundamebout. Exactly how are pronunning this word? Round-a-mebout? Roun-dame-bout? Roun-dammy-bout? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 24, 2017 Moderator Share Posted March 24, 2017 Just now, choffer said: Exactly how are pronunning this word? Round-a-mebout? Roun-dame-bout? Roun-dammy-bout? I'd say the first one there looks right 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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