HanoiVillan Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Have we found . . . the Japanese version of @Paddywhack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 I've got a weird reputation on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted February 20, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted February 20, 2017 Not at work today, tomorrow or Wednesday, only one day in on Thursday, then down to the big smoke for afternoon tea at The Ritz on Friday. Hurrah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 20, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted February 20, 2017 The number of thickos who see Daily Mash/Newsthump posts on Facebook, and think they are genuine news items. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted February 20, 2017 Moderator Share Posted February 20, 2017 18 hours ago, Paddywhack said: I've got a weird reputation on here. On here? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted February 20, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted February 20, 2017 31 minutes ago, mjmooney said: The number of thickos who see Daily Mash/Newsthump posts on Facebook, and think they are genuine news items. You mean I got my glad rags on when I went to screwfix earlier for no reason? Dammit..... Dammit all to hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 8 hours ago, sidcow said: Not at work today, tomorrow or Wednesday, only one day in on Thursday, then down to the big smoke for afternoon tea at The Ritz on Friday. Hurrah The Ritz? Bit posh for you I'm sure there is some backstreet boozer in Whitechapel you can go to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 A chance for the non Brummies on here to learn the lingo. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted February 20, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted February 20, 2017 40 minutes ago, Xela said: The Ritz? Bit posh for you I'm sure there is some backstreet boozer in Whitechapel you can go to I will be trying to locate such an establishment at some time in the day you can be assured! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 20, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted February 20, 2017 1 hour ago, sidcow said: You mean I got my glad rags on when I went to screwfix earlier for no reason? Dammit..... Dammit all to hell. That was one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 14 hours ago, dAVe80 said: A chance for the non Brummies on here to learn the lingo. Korean Billy what a guy. His original attempt at Brummie didn't go down too well and he had to delete it. This one is much improved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 21, 2017 Author Share Posted February 21, 2017 The Westwood thread (now he doesn't "play" for us) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 21, 2017 Moderator Share Posted February 21, 2017 23 hours ago, mjmooney said: The number of thickos who see Daily Mash/Newsthump posts on Facebook, and think they are genuine news items. Oh ye of little faith. I bet you feel silly now. Link Quote NASA’s ‘discovery beyond our solar system’ will reveal location of Chris Waddle’s Italia 90 penalty After NASA announced a press conference to reveal a ‘discovery beyond our solar system’, sources reported that they may have finally found Chris Waddle’s World Cup semi-final penalty shoot-out miss from Italia ’90. Although the statement calling the press conference was vague on the details, it is believed that studies focussed on solar systems closest to our own may have located a twenty-six-year-old Adidas Etrusco Unico. After studying footage of the penalty kick and carrying out calculations based on the ball’s velocity and trajectory, NASA scientists are confident it is the ball from Waddle’s wayward spot kick. Our source told us, “Never in our wildest dreams to we believe that a mission to explore the universe would result in such a discovery. We felt sure that this football was lost to science forever. “This is the first mission ever to recover even the tiniest fragment of a ball from such a ridiculously bad penalty.” Although any footage of the ball is likely to be grainy, scientists will seek to learn whatever they can from the piece of sporting memorabilia which has spent nearly thirty years travelling through the void of space. Our source continued, “This ball has been across our solar system, gone through the Oort cloud, and come to rest billions and billions of miles from Bodo Illgner’s goal. “We will look closely at the evidence this ball provides, and we are hoping it will answer some of the universe’s greatest questions.” “Questions such as, will humans be able to visit other solar systems, is there life on other planets, and what the hell was Chris Waddle thinking.” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMelvillan Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 On 2/11/2017 at 11:26, MakemineVanilla said: The roast is quite a tradition in America: Headlines about naughty footballers have kinda ruined this concept here in Britain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 https://www.indy100.com/article/sweden-donald-trump-fox-news-report-7590166?utm_source=indy&utm_medium=top5&utm_campaign=i100 Quote This guy offered a free trip for journalists to 'crime ridden' Sweden. Big mistake Professional tosser Paul Watson gets called out for his nonsense. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 22, 2017 Author Share Posted February 22, 2017 On 20/02/2017 at 17:37, mjmooney said: The number of thickos who see Daily Mash/Newsthump posts on Facebook, and think they are genuine news items. What, you mean the thickos who copy/paste "I do not give facebook my permission to use my pictures under blah blah blah Rome Statute blah blah" or "How many of my friends will post this as their status for just 1 hour" or "like and sharethis page to win one of 50 campervans we cannot sell" etc etc. Gulliblebook. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted February 22, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted February 22, 2017 The Life of Brian ALWAYS cheers me up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Tegis Posted February 22, 2017 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted February 22, 2017 Daughter (14) is having five friends over for a sleepover. Watching my son (15) trying not to step on this tongue repeatedly will keep me amused all night. Eyes like saucers 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted February 23, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted February 23, 2017 Got my 'reward letter' today... pay-rise and bonus amount. Extremely pleased is the phrase I'm looking for 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 been following a footy game on a german twitter feed (as I'm quite the intellectual) and I just learnt a new word Schlusspfiff - final whistle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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