choffer Posted January 2, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted January 2, 2013 Being asked to do a best man's speech the day before a wedding and smashing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Today I bought a new dartboard, a staple-free Winmau Blade 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 (edited) His stand up "Carpet Remnant World" is available online . 2 hours of genius IMO . If anybody wants nudging in the right direction then PM me. Genius? Really? I've liked all of his work up until that, but I watched it in Nottingham and it was the worst 2 hours of my life. People were walking out after 40 minutes, and I couldn't blame them. After the twentieth time of him joking he had no material because he was too busy looking after his kid, I realised he was being honest. Edited January 3, 2013 by Davkaus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted January 3, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted January 3, 2013 Don't really like Stewart Lee from what I've seen, but I swear every time I watch Dave, even if it's for five seconds, I seem to have to watch him saying "this show is called Carpet Remnant World" about 540 million times. As for comedians lacking in material, I watched Dylan Moran (also in Nottingham) doing a small gig a couple of years ago, and he said a lot of his material was new, and he wasn't familiar with it, kept forgetting it, and needed some extra bits, etc. However, he handled it in a very amusing way. Very funny man, in my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Dylan Moran is brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 (edited) Genius? Really? I've liked all of his work up until that, but I watched it in Nottingham and it was the worst 2 hours of my life. People were walking out after 40 minutes, and I couldn't blame them. After the twentieth time of him joking he had no material because he was too busy looking after his kid, I realised he was being honest. How can you have liked him up to now but hated that show ? The show was very indicative of his career IMO . As for people walking out , well he actually expects that and plans for it, and repeating stuff until it's almost cringeworthy is typical of his shows. . I thought everything was quite deliberate to be honest . Edited January 4, 2013 by Brumerican Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GarethRDR Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Dylan Moran is brilliant. Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 (edited) Things like this; http://www.theverge.com/2013/1/8/3849908/daniel-craft-received-private-screening-of-star-trek-into-darkness Restores my faith in human kindness just that little bit, makes me hope that this planet isn't just a little floating rock full of tossers. Edited January 8, 2013 by Ingram85 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 8, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted January 8, 2013 How can you have liked him up to now but hated that show ? The show was very indicative of his career IMO . As for people walking out , well he actually expects that and plans for it, and repeating stuff until it's almost cringeworthy is typical of his shows. . I thought everything was quite deliberate to be honest . I saw that show at Warwick Arts Centre and, whilst I don't think it's as good as some of his previous stuff, it was still **** hilarious. Nobody walked out. Although a few of the people I went with had never seen him and complained that they didn't really get it. Despite my protests that that was sort of the point, I don't think they enjoyed it too much. But yeah I agree with you, I can't understand how you could like Stewart Lee but not like that show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Chelsea losing 2-0 at home to Swansea, I am beaming. Our work experience / temp kid was on at me this morning (as he is most days) about Villa *squeaky voice* "Ooh, I bet you don't like Bradford! Ohh" "Villa haven't won since before Christmas have they?. He also goes on a lot about Michu and his celebration, before we played Swansea he was saying "Ooh, what will you do if Michu scores?" *imitates Michu celebration*. And now Chelsea lose 2-0 at home with Michu scoring. Have. It! "Ooh Michu, Michu!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Chelsea losing 2-0 at home to Swansea, I am beaming. Our work experience / temp kid was on at me this morning (as he is most days) about Villa *squeaky voice* "Ooh, I bet you don't like Bradford! Ohh" "Villa haven't won since before Christmas have they?. He also goes on a lot about Michu and his celebration, before we played Swansea he was saying "Ooh, what will you do if Michu scores?" *imitates Michu celebration*. And now Chelsea lose 2-0 at home with Michu scoring. Have. It! "Ooh Michu, Michu!" You seem to have left out the bit where you tell us he's a Chelsea fan. Obviously he SOUNDS like a **** Chelsea fan... Assuming he is, this is a fine tale that has cheered me up too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 You seem to have left out the bit where you tell us he's a Chelsea fan. Obviously he SOUNDS like a **** Chelsea fan... Assuming he is, this is a fine tale that has cheered me up too He indeed is a Chelsea fan, he can tell you some of the numbers of their key players and everything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Well, well, not a lot was said by the Chelsea boy but I made up for that. I think he was rattled. Suddenly Torres isn't the greatest striker in the World and Chelsea should sell him and the referee should have let Demba Ba have his goal because it was only just offside! "Well you have to play by the rules in football" I gleefully told him. He was also telling me that 'Frank' won't leave because he's born and bred Chelsea, I did of course remind him how he came through at West Ham and played for them for years before Chelsea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AVFCforever1991 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Cats are Wonderful creatures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 11, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted January 11, 2013 I agree, but let's not start that debate again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Chelsea losing 2-0 at home to Swansea, I am beaming. Our work experience / temp kid was on at me this morning (as he is most days) about Villa *squeaky voice* "Ooh, I bet you don't like Bradford! Ohh" "Villa haven't won since before Christmas have they?. He also goes on a lot about Michu and his celebration, before we played Swansea he was saying "Ooh, what will you do if Michu scores?" *imitates Michu celebration*. And now Chelsea lose 2-0 at home with Michu scoring. Have. It! "Ooh Michu, Michu!" Is this the lad who thought they had an elephant on the badge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Very cool cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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