chrisp65 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 27 minutes ago, It's Your Round said: Dare we ask what kind of DMs you’re sending? It’s pretty much anything that earns a dollar these days. DM for a rates sheet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted November 17, 2020 Moderator Share Posted November 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Follyfoot said: It was just a general question you didn’t have to message me with pictures The messages are just the tip of the iceberg 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted November 17, 2020 Moderator Share Posted November 17, 2020 4 hours ago, It's Your Round said: Fish and chips for dinner tonight for the first time in months is cheering me up. Covered in mushy peas and not a drop of gravy in sight. Beautiful. S'alright, I had 'em wi' gravy for m'dinner after a bike ride earlier today. Keeping up the quota. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 9 hours ago, blandy said: S'alright, I had 'em wi' gravy for m'dinner after a bike ride earlier today. Keeping up the quota. You only needed to mention France in that post for a full house 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 I qualify for an Irish passport through my Grandad If I was to get one would that mean I could get one for my not yet existent kids? That would be the main aim, give them their future back that all the throbbers stole from them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 18, 2020 Moderator Share Posted November 18, 2020 Bloody hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted November 18, 2020 Moderator Share Posted November 18, 2020 4 hours ago, BOF said: Bloody hell. I feel a new scam coming on. 100 euro extra on top of the normal process fess and watch the number of Irish Citizens quadruple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 Just had double Big Mac and Celebrations McFlurry and they were both incredible. Even better it was 50% off via the in app offer they had recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 Quote Mum delivered three bags of urine with Ocado food shop A mum was left ‘absolutely disgusted’ when Ocado allegedly delivered three bags of urine with her online food shopping amid the coronavirus pandemic. Michelle Leonard, 42, from Islington, north London, ordered £57 worth of party food and drink for her birthday celebration on Friday. But the mum-of-three claims she was forced to throw away the whole shop after it came with three carrier bags full of urine. Ocado has apologised and launched an investigation after the ‘sickening’ incident – but Michelle has vowed to never use the online supermarket again. Metro 3 bags of frozen peas, 3 bags of cold piss. Easy mistake to make. Other comments... 'The good news is, she only drank two of them before the mistake was spotted.' 'Did she order a crate of Fosters? If so, I think it’s an acceptable substitute.' 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoelVilla Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 I showed my successor some of the work I do today. She asked a really dumb question. She obviously don't have the merits for the job, I have laughed at this all day. There is dumb questions and this make wonder what basic knowledges she lacks. Sorry for the ones I like who I leave but it's still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 On 30/10/2020 at 17:34, tonyh29 said: I received a letter from the NHS today , intrigued i opened it ... it was a letter telling me that now I'm 50 , I am now eligible for free flu jabs and I should schedule one with my doctor Threw the letter in the bin, I still pogo at gigs, wear t-shirts outside when its minus 4 and get found drunk in gutters ... I'm too young to be declared old by the NHS when I don a cloth cap and gloves to drive a car at 20 mph through a 40 zone , then I'll have a flu jab Received a letter from the NHS today saying I’d been sent a flu jab letter in error and I wasn’t actually an old git one plane ride away from Dignitas ... I’m off to make a cup of Horlicks to celebrate being young again . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted November 18, 2020 Moderator Share Posted November 18, 2020 38 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: I’m off to make a cup of Horlicks to celebrate being young again . Knowing your prediliction for shit flavoured foodstuffs, I'll wager you're having this vegan flavoured one 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 55 minutes ago, bickster said: Knowing your prediliction for shit flavoured foodstuffs, I'll wager you're having this vegan flavoured one One more thing to make me give up my job and become a US postal worker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Genie Posted November 19, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted November 19, 2020 I did quite like this from the same account too 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 10 hours ago, bickster said: Knowing your prediliction for shit flavoured foodstuffs, I'll wager you're having this vegan flavoured one Vegan flavoured? Does it taste of soy and pretentious judgement? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 13 hours ago, tonyh29 said: Received a letter from the NHS today saying I’d been sent a flu jab letter in error and I wasn’t actually an old git one plane ride away from Dignitas ... I’m off to make a cup of Horlicks to celebrate being young again . Seems like a few flu jab letters have gone out in error. The wife got one too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 28 minutes ago, Wainy316 said: flu jab I have had it for as long as I can remember. It really works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted November 19, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted November 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said: I have had it for as long as I can remember. It really works. How often do you get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Follyfoot said: How often do you get it Every October. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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