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Just now, A'Villan said:

150 years of you. Well I'll be damned. I've heard of eternal youth but I think eternal immaturity would be more fitting here.

"911, what's your emergency?"

"Shots fired!"

"Is it white on white crime?"

"Yes m'am"

"No issue"

"Why's that?"

"Well, the shots looked like this, right?"

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1 minute ago, chrisp65 said:

It’s a fake mate, they haven’t even got the spelling of PASSPORT right.

 

Gutted.  Everything else looked OK as well 😆 and the man in the coffeeshop said it was "Top product".

The colour is not for everyone's liking either.

 

 

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5 minutes ago, theunderstudy said:

Maybe he didn't want to be confused with Vivica A Fox

Damn, was hoping that was a porn star. Definitely a porn star - type name

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David Tennant did the same too as I recall. There was another represented actor named David McDonald so he went with a different surname instead.

I wonder what the percentage is for actors going by a stage name. Got to be pretty high 

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17 minutes ago, theunderstudy said:

David Tennant did the same too as I recall. There was another represented actor named David McDonald so he went with a different surname instead.

I wonder what the percentage is for actors going by a stage name. Got to be pretty high 

I think Tennant named himself after the beer, I seem to recall him saying that on Top Gear but could be wrong

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20 minutes ago, Genie said:

I think Tennant named himself after the beer, I seem to recall him saying that on Top Gear but could be wrong

Wikipedia says he stole his surname from a Pet Shop Boy. 🤷‍♂️

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2 hours ago, theunderstudy said:

David Tennant did the same too as I recall. There was another represented actor named David McDonald so he went with a different surname instead.

I wonder what the percentage is for actors going by a stage name. Got to be pretty high 

Michael Keaton's real name is Michael Douglas. 

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57 minutes ago, Xela said:

Michael Keaton's real name is Michael Douglas. 

That’s always my go to example of this sort of thing. The added twist being that “Douglas” itself was wasn’t Kirk’s original surname to confuse things further. His first name wasn’t Kirk either, come to think of it.

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None of Hank Williams, Hank Williams Jr and Hank Wiiliams III are really called Hank Williams. 
 

Hiram, Randall and Shelton respectively.

This is discounting the middle name.  

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