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Mum delivered three bags of urine with Ocado food shop

A mum was left ‘absolutely disgusted’ when Ocado allegedly delivered three bags of urine with her online food shopping amid the coronavirus pandemic.

Michelle Leonard, 42, from Islington, north London, ordered £57 worth of party food and drink for her birthday celebration on Friday.

But the mum-of-three claims she was forced to throw away the whole shop after it came with three carrier bags full of urine.

Ocado has apologised and launched an investigation after the ‘sickening’ incident – but Michelle has vowed to never use the online supermarket again.

 

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3 bags of frozen peas, 3 bags of cold piss. Easy mistake to make.

Other comments...

'The good news is, she only drank two of them before the mistake was spotted.'

'Did she order a crate of Fosters? If so, I think it’s an acceptable substitute.'

 

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I showed my successor some of the work I do today. She asked a really dumb question. She obviously don't have the merits for the job, I have laughed at this all day.

There is dumb questions and this make wonder what basic knowledges she lacks. Sorry for the ones I like who I leave but it's still funny.

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On 30/10/2020 at 17:34, tonyh29 said:

I received a letter from the NHS today , intrigued i opened it ... it was a letter telling me that now I'm 50 ,  I am now eligible for free flu jabs and I should schedule one with my doctor

Threw the letter in the bin, I still pogo at gigs, wear t-shirts outside when its minus 4 and  get found drunk in gutters  ...   I'm too young to be declared old by the NHS

when I don a cloth cap and gloves to drive a car at 20 mph through a 40 zone , then I'll have a flu jab

Received a letter from the NHS today saying I’d been sent a flu jab letter in error and I wasn’t actually an old git one plane ride away from Dignitas ...

I’m off to make a cup of Horlicks to celebrate being young again .

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38 minutes ago, tonyh29 said:

I’m off to make a cup of Horlicks to celebrate being young again .

Knowing your prediliction for shit flavoured foodstuffs, I'll wager you're having this vegan flavoured one

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55 minutes ago, bickster said:

Knowing your prediliction for shit flavoured foodstuffs, I'll wager you're having this vegan flavoured one

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One more thing to make me give up my job and become a US postal worker 

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13 hours ago, tonyh29 said:

Received a letter from the NHS today saying I’d been sent a flu jab letter in error and I wasn’t actually an old git one plane ride away from Dignitas ...

I’m off to make a cup of Horlicks to celebrate being young again .

Seems like a few flu jab letters have gone out in error.  The wife got one too.

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2 hours ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said:

I have had it for as long as I can remember.  It really works.

Had it for the first time this year, mainly to shut the missus and daughter up. As I'm absolutely convinced I've never had the Flu ever

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2 minutes ago, bickster said:

Had it for the first time this year, mainly to shut the missus and daughter up. As I'm absolutely convinced I've never had the Flu ever

You would know if you had it for real,  I have had it where I could hardly move for 2 days.

To put it in perspective,  I couldn't (and didn't want to) even watch TV or play the Playstation / Internet.  

Even it it prevents you having that once in your life,  for the 30 seconds it takes I reckon its a good thing.

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18 hours ago, NoelVilla said:

I showed my successor some of the work I do today. She asked a really dumb question. She obviously don't have the merits for the job, I have laughed at this all day.

There is dumb questions and this make wonder what basic knowledges she lacks. Sorry for the ones I like who I leave but it's still funny.

She tidy like? Dumb and tidy ? 

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4 hours ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said:

You would know if you had it for real,  I have had it where I could hardly move for 2 days.

To put it in perspective,  I couldn't (and didn't want to) even watch TV or play the Playstation / Internet.  

Even it it prevents you having that once in your life,  for the 30 seconds it takes I reckon its a good thing.

I know when i've got the flu... i don't have enough energy to knock one out while watching Pornhub, 

A common cold? No problem whatsoever. Covid? Didn't miss a beat, quite literally. 

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"We've got your contact details in relation to a road traffic accident in which you were involved in the last 2 years, is that right?"

"Yes, that's right."

"And the accident wasn't your fault, correct?"

"No, it wasn't my fault."

"What we're your injuries?"

"I died."

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21 hours ago, Follyfoot said:

She tidy like? Dumb and tidy ? 

I want to know what the question was first; then if she was tidy. Thirdly, would @rjw63DHUTWU ?

Actually, forget question no.3..... i mean, does a bear sh1t in the woods !?

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36 minutes ago, fightoffyour said:

"We've got your contact details in relation to a road traffic accident in which you were involved in the last 2 years, is that right?"

"Yes, that's right."

"And the accident wasn't your fault, correct?"

"No, it wasn't my fault."

"What we're your injuries?"

"I died."

I've done that numerous times, only I change the last line to "everybody got killed except me".

I've had a range of reactions, from disgust to slamming the phone down.

In other words, result.

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2 hours ago, fightoffyour said:

"We've got your contact details in relation to a road traffic accident in which you were involved in the last 2 years, is that right?"

"Yes, that's right."

"And the accident wasn't your fault, correct?"

"No, it wasn't my fault."

"What we're your injuries?"

"I died."

Had one like this a while ago. They kept telling me I could get £10,000 for my injuries. I kept saying I couldn’t. They kept saying I could. 
I told them I didn’t have any injuries and they responded that all I had to do was say I did and I’d be immediately 10k richer. I countered that I couldn’t possibly have been injured as I was in the restaurant when my parked car was slightly bumped. Even then that didn’t deter them. 
We all complain about our insurance premiums but if insurance companies stopped selling our details to these ambulance chasers, they wouldn’t keep getting stung for compensation. 
 

Anyway, what’s the title of this thread? 

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