Paddywhack Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 19 minutes ago, wazzap24 said: I can also wank either way I couldn't have an affair like that, I'd get caught. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Paddywhack said: I couldn't have an affair like that, I'd get caught. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 24, 2018 Moderator Share Posted January 24, 2018 5 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: isn't Casserole eaten via the dip with bread method , same as soup ? ( or soap in Dems case ) How do you eat the meaty bits with bread? Spoons for casseroles every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Last time I went to the dentist they said I could pay for the treatment a week later at the follow up appointment. However, I either didn't make the follow up appointment, I cancelled it or I didn't turn up, I can't remember. That was probably 10 years ago. I want to make an appointment now, do you reckon I'm still registered there? Do you think they'll have forgot all about it or do you think it's best I create a new identity and register at another dentist on the coast or something? I imagine they probably have x-rays of my jaw on the waiting room wall, "have you seen this man?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted January 24, 2018 Moderator Share Posted January 24, 2018 1 hour ago, tonyh29 said: surely anything that doesn't require a knife you eat with your hands Yes, I love to eat soup with my hands...well, I say eat, but it's more like sort of spread it liberally all about my person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 I do more stuff with the fork so I use my right (strong) hand for it. Makes most sense to me but apparently that's wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 24, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted January 24, 2018 Just now, Wainy316 said: I do more stuff with the fork so I use my right (strong) hand for it. Makes most sense to me but apparently that's wrong. How much strength does it take to lift a morsel of food to your mouth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 6 minutes ago, mjmooney said: How much strength does it take to lift a morsel of food to your mouth? All of it 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 35 minutes ago, blandy said: Yes, I love to eat soup with my hands...well, I say eat, but it's more like sort of spread it liberally all about my person. Soup , Casseroles ... what is this 1381 , next you'll be out marching with Wat bloody Tyler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 47 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: Last time I went to the dentist they said I could pay for the treatment a week later at the follow up appointment. However, I either didn't make the follow up appointment, I cancelled it or I didn't turn up, I can't remember. That was probably 10 years ago. I want to make an appointment now, do you reckon I'm still registered there? Do you think they'll have forgot all about it or do you think it's best I create a new identity and register at another dentist on the coast or something? I imagine they probably have x-rays of my jaw on the waiting room wall, "have you seen this man?" best err on the side of caution and have an op and become a women instead ... that way they will never rumble you and you can settle a few arguments on VT whilst you are at it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted January 24, 2018 Administrator Share Posted January 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Paddywhack said: Last time I went to the dentist they said I could pay for the treatment a week later at the follow up appointment. However, I either didn't make the follow up appointment, I cancelled it or I didn't turn up, I can't remember. That was probably 10 years ago. I want to make an appointment now, do you reckon I'm still registered there? Do you think they'll have forgot all about it or do you think it's best I create a new identity and register at another dentist on the coast or something? I imagine they probably have x-rays of my jaw on the waiting room wall, "have you seen this man?" Limitations Act says that after 6 years you don't owe them anything. Of course, they have the right to refuse to see/treat you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 4 hours ago, tonyh29 said: I like how you posted a picture of someone with a fork in their left hand does that tell you something Your atttention to detail is annoyingly correct in this instance do you eat a salad with your hands too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Demitri_C said: Your atttention to detail is annoyingly correct in this instance do you eat a salad with your hands too? I didn’t get this physique by eating salad ( It’s true i don’t eat salad though ) 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 beware Demitri's cockumber 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 4 hours ago, Paddywhack said: Last time I went to the dentist they said I could pay for the treatment a week later at the follow up appointment. However, I either didn't make the follow up appointment, I cancelled it or I didn't turn up, I can't remember. That was probably 10 years ago. I want to make an appointment now, do you reckon I'm still registered there? Do you think they'll have forgot all about it or do you think it's best I create a new identity and register at another dentist on the coast or something? I imagine they probably have x-rays of my jaw on the waiting room wall, "have you seen this man?" I’ve seen your teeth. I wouldn’t have paid either. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 @mjmooney, Bob Dylan story, at the Garrick Theartre, Lichfield. It's not the same thing I mentioned the other day. Bit far for you, I know, but might be some theartres closer to home showing it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 12 hours ago, chrisp65 said: beware Demitri's cockumber beware of @chrisp65 cockmeat sandwich 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 Folks that work with octopuses think they possess humour. They've never been a massive part of my diet, but I'm not sure I'll be eating them by choice again? Prided myself on being a bit of a dustbin. I know there's eyes and arseholes in sausages, but don't care. After all, it was killed, use all of it. However I'm becoming less convinced that we're that much smarter than some of the things we're eating. What with other greener considerations, reckon I'll be phasing out quite a lot of meat this year. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted January 26, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted January 26, 2018 5 hours ago, Xann said: Folks that work with octopuses think they possess humour. They've never been a massive part of my diet, but I'm not sure I'll be eating them by choice again? Prided myself on being a bit of a dustbin. I know there's eyes and arseholes in sausages, but don't care. After all, it was killed, use all of it. However I'm becoming less convinced that we're that much smarter than some of the things we're eating. What with other greener considerations, reckon I'll be phasing out quite a lot of meat this year. Nah - once he's edited it in iMovie then I'll believe they're intelligent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 I was confused for a while as I thought the guy's hands were the octopus and almost missed the actual one doing his comedy schtick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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