Genie Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 9 hours ago, chrisp65 said: Why don't the 4 of you have a weekend at Disney Paris? Posh hotel and priority passes. Good shout, we went before the children so maybe due again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Paddywhack Posted October 3, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted October 3, 2017 I was just having a plop at work and I somehow managed to drop the bit of toilet paper I had just used to wipe my arse. I was looking around trying to find it and was horrified to see that it rolled into the next cubicle. I don't think I've ever been more grateful to have had the toilets to myself, I think I'd have died of embarrassment if that had ended up by someone else's feet. And yes, I'm a stander. #teamstand 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 Why did you have the whole roll in your hand? Didn't the cubicle have some sort of dispenser or roll holder? Do you wrap your whole hand in toilet roll before you started excavating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 15 minutes ago, hogso said: Why did you have the whole roll in your hand? Didn't the cubicle have some sort of dispenser or roll holder? Do you wrap your whole hand in toilet roll before you started excavating? I didn't, just a few squares, rolled into a kind of ball. I know some people are folders, I'm a roller. #teamstand #teamroll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 1 minute ago, Paddywhack said: I didn't, just a few squares, rolled into a kind of ball. I know some people are folders, I'm a roller. #teamstand #teamroll You poo wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 Just now, lapal_fan said: You poo wrong. The way I see it, as long as you've left the cubicle in the same way you found it, what happens behind closed doors is the pooper's business. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 This conversation reminds me of the horrors I used to hear in my old jobs toilets. There was a guy called Chris Archbold, a proper chump - and he used to shit absolutely unashamedly. When it came to him wiping, you could hear a rough yank of the loo roll (sometimes 10 pieces, sometimes 3, depending on the length of the sound), a rough screwing up of the loo roll and then I swear to God, the horrific sound of a toddler painting a picture on an A1 piece of paper. He used to just go at himself, up, down, round and round for about 10-15 seconds, before starting the process again 2, maybe 3 times. That loo roll must have been in a right state. I imagine he got shit on his hands regularly - dirty piece of shit. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: This conversation reminds me of the horrors I used to hear in my old jobs toilets. There was a guy called Chris Archbold, a proper chump - and he used to shit absolutely unashamedly. When it came to him wiping, you could hear a rough yank of the loo roll (sometimes 10 pieces, sometimes 3, depending on the length of the sound), a rough screwing up of the loo roll and then I swear to God, the horrific sound of a toddler painting a picture on an A1 piece of paper. He used to just go at himself, up, down, round and round for about 10-15 seconds, before starting the process again 2, maybe 3 times. That loo roll must have been in a right state. I imagine he got shit on his hands regularly - dirty piece of shit. It's terrible that he took kids in there with him, but at least he gave them something to do. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 3, 2017 Moderator Share Posted October 3, 2017 18 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: #teamfreak 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 I don't really make it into a ball thinking about it, I'd say it's more of a chef's hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 14 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: I don't really make it into a ball thinking about it, I'd say it's more of a chef's hat. As long as you don't floss, I think you're okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Paddywhack said: The way I see it, as long as you've left the cubicle in the same way you found it, what happens behind closed doors is the pooper's business. It would be if you weren't discussing it on a public forum. As soon as you do that you're leaving yourself wide open... er, so to speak. Edited October 3, 2017 by snowychap Removed the smiley as that just looked a bit sinister. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 (edited) If only we all had those Japanese smart loo's, with a little tap inside that washes yer bum, we wouldn't have any of this. We'd all sit down, hear the same noises, and have sparkly clean buttons. The most extreme toilet habit conversations we'd get would be 'I can't believe how high @Paddywhack sets his water pressure on his bidet, his ass hole must be red raw!', etc. Edited October 3, 2017 by hogso 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osmark86 Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 well aren't I glad I picked this day to venture into the general chat for the first time.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted October 3, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted October 3, 2017 33 minutes ago, osmark86 said: well aren't I glad I picked this day to venture into the general chat for the first time.. Here's a thread for you! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 A list of the supernatural creatures of the British Isles, compiled from the Denham Tracts. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Xann said: A list of the supernatural creatures of the British Isles, compiled from the Denham Tracts. Half of them are bullshit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 (edited) brown-men?, white women? Though some of those absolutely must be incorporated into modern parlance once more. I look forward to bringing out the Dick-a-Tuesdays tomorrow. Edited October 3, 2017 by Rodders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 10 hours ago, Paddywhack said: And yes, I'm a stander. #teamstand For the second day in a row my reaction is: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted October 3, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted October 3, 2017 6 hours ago, Xann said: A list of the supernatural creatures of the British Isles, compiled from the Denham Tracts. That better have been written before 1837, or Spring Heeled Jack is going to have a shit fit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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