Demitri_C Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 47 minutes ago, mjmooney said: It'll probably be several months before the next one, but to save time, it looks like two slices of bread with the edges of some crisps just visible round the edges. Dont sound great. Sell it to me mj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 7 minutes ago, bannedfromHandV said: Classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 5 hours ago, Stevo985 said: You need a new gimmick I'll do a boring, non sock wearing, slap head accountant next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 18, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted June 18, 2020 10 hours ago, lapal_fan said: I'll do a boring, non sock wearing, slap head accountant next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 7 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: exactly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 12 hours ago, bannedfromHandV said: Needs some wet on there and I'm not a butter man, that's where cheese spread or philadelphia comes in to play 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 On 17/06/2020 at 16:42, chrisp65 said: Well you’ve said that twice now. You might need to drastically reduce the salt and sugar in your diet if you genuinely can’t taste salad. You don’t make friends with salad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 49 minutes ago, mikeyp102 said: You don’t make friends with salad I do but they have a short shelf life . My limbo dancing mates (The ones who go way back) are made from old Zoo magazines. You can make friends with anything. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLax Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 On 17/06/2020 at 17:22, fightoffyour said: Pretty sure they come out of the fryer/oven hot In seriousness though, nachos/doritos can easily be baked can't they? The corn chips you use for nachos are normally pressed a bit thicker than the ones you eat from a bag/bowl (delete as appropriate depending on how posh you are). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted June 19, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted June 19, 2020 On 17/06/2020 at 14:42, bannedfromHandV said: That belongs in the boring thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 4 hours ago, il_serpente said: That belongs in the boring thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoony Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 On 17/06/2020 at 03:31, villa4europe said: Cooked spinach is a packing item, how to cheaply make a meal bigger without an onion, great for losing weight, start with spinach + passata and you can go off in loads of directions I like spinach, but it can still **** off. You can by 80kgs of the stuff and then once it’s cooked you have enough to feed a baby mouse. I don’t like my food taking the piss out of me. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mjvilla Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 I see people hating on the lettuce. I understand, but seems harsh to me. Can't beat a good chicken, lettuce mayo sandwich. The real demon in a sandwich is a tomato. Buy a pre-packed sandwich and there's always a bloody tomato in it!! Making the bread all soggy and spreading its seeds everywhere to make it harder to pick out. **** off tomatoes. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumstopdogs Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 10 minutes ago, Mjvilla said: I see people hating on the lettuce. I understand, but seems harsh to me. Can't beat a good chicken, lettuce mayo sandwich. The real demon in a sandwich is a tomato. Buy a pre-packed sandwich and there's always a bloody tomato in it!! Making the bread all soggy and spreading its seeds everywhere to make it harder to pick out. **** off tomatoes. Agree about the tomatoes though - there is a time and a place for them! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Screw you all. Lettuce on the right sandwich adds to it. I mean its not gravy on fish territory but disliking it is definitely on topic for this thread. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted June 20, 2020 Author Moderator Share Posted June 20, 2020 On 18/06/2020 at 11:15, villa4europe said: Needs some wet on there and I'm not a butter man, that's where cheese spread or philadelphia comes in to play I reckon a spot of gravy might also work. But a crisp butty does need summat moist. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 1 hour ago, blandy said: I reckon a spot of gravy might also work. But a crisp butty does need summat moist. A good gravy sandwich is the bisto chicken instant mixed thicker than it should be, southern fried goujons, crusty bread, bit of mustard 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted June 20, 2020 Moderator Share Posted June 20, 2020 20 minutes ago, villa4europe said: A good gravy sandwich is the bisto chicken instant mixed thicker than it should be, southern fried goujons, crusty bread, bit of mustard What kind of sick perverted mind even comes up with that? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 18 minutes ago, bickster said: What kind of sick perverted mind even comes up with that? You need cheese on there too! I'm sure I've made it like a full chicken burger with cheese, lettuce, tomato, cucumber... Then banged a load of thick chicken gravy on it stuck the bun on top Its messy but incredible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 1 minute ago, villa4europe said: You need cheese on there too! . Then banged a load of thick chicken gravy on it stuck the bun on top Its messy but incredible 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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