Chindie Posted June 20, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted June 20, 2020 I know somebody that insists a Pot Noodle is unfinished without butter added. The heathen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Gravy in a sandwich?? Im done 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted June 20, 2020 Moderator Share Posted June 20, 2020 39 minutes ago, villa4europe said: The norm here is cream cheese and nutella Thats actually worth starting another war over - they need more carpet bombing until they stop 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted June 20, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted June 20, 2020 1 hour ago, villa4europe said: You don't need butter if you're then using another wet ingredient 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Just now, Tegis said: Ironic that you use a rachel gif seeing as Rachel famously can't cook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted June 20, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted June 20, 2020 Just now, villa4europe said: Ironic that you use a rachel gif seeing as Rachel famously can't cook I'll take her anyway...this could go off topic very fast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Baked beans taste much nicer with a blob of butter melted into them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted June 20, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted June 20, 2020 On 16/06/2020 at 22:05, mjmooney said: and a packet of plain crisps, myself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted June 20, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted June 20, 2020 On 16/06/2020 at 22:05, mjmooney said: No **** ing fruit, thanks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted June 20, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted June 20, 2020 On 16/06/2020 at 22:47, bickster said: Generally the only sandwiches I don’t like contain... you guessed it... lettuce. The absolute ruin of a good sandwich. I mean really why put weeds in with the good stuff. The only thing worse and more ridiculous than lettuce on a sandwich is lettuce on a burger. WTAF? At best it just mingles with your sauce of choice and makes the burger slide out between the bun, at worst it goes all sweaty and limp and is knocking on the door of vomit inducing. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HOLD THE F IN LETTUCE. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted June 20, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted June 20, 2020 On 16/06/2020 at 22:59, villa4europe said: I eat my cereal with yoghurt (every day with a banana) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyrusr Posted June 20, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted June 20, 2020 3 hours ago, Demitri_C said: Gravy in a sandwich?? Im done If you have a hot roast sandwich, you need to have gravy. Not too much as it will make the bread sodden, but a little acts like a sauce and it goes a long way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted June 20, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted June 20, 2020 On 17/06/2020 at 10:41, Seat68 said: No, you can’t can you. So how in the name of all that is holy do you have a warm crisp sandwich. When I went to school I would spend half my dinner money going halves with someone on 10 Benson and Hedges which would leave me with enough money to go to the canteen and buy a packet of crisps and a hot freshly baked bread roll. Hollow out the bread roll with your finger (eating the warm dohey filling) and stuff the crisps inside. Hey presto a hot crisp sandwich which tastes absolutely devine, and you have 5 'free' fags into the bargain. I reckon in my last 2 years of school that was the only sustenance I had between breakfast and tea. I haven't smoked since I was 21 but I wouldn't change a single school lunch even now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted June 20, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted June 20, 2020 On 17/06/2020 at 10:43, Demitri_C said: I dont ever eat crisps in a sandwich! A sandwich is a sandwich and crisps are crisps need to be eaten seperately! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted June 20, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted June 20, 2020 On 17/06/2020 at 16:47, The Fun Factory said: Salad- what is salad? Something invented by restaurants to make you think you've got a full plate whilst costing them f all. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted June 20, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted June 20, 2020 On 17/06/2020 at 17:42, It's Your Round said: After recently finding out that my cholesterol is too high, I’ve embarked on a three month mission to get it down. On today’s menu, plain porridge with banana and blueberries. Followed by spinach, rocket, celery, piccolo tomatoes, pepper, coriander, cucumber, radish and sun dried tomato salad with a piece of salmon. Then vegetarian spaghetti bolognese, wholewheat pasta of course and quorn mince for tea. From now on, every night before I go to bed, I am going to thank the Lord for Simvstatin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted June 20, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted June 20, 2020 12 hours ago, villa4europe said: A good gravy sandwich is the bisto chicken instant mixed thicker than it should be, southern fried goujons, crusty bread, bit of mustard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted June 20, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted June 20, 2020 8 hours ago, Spoony said: I can’t believe you’re all talking about putting gravy in a sandwich as if that’s normal and ok. I don’t care if you’re from the north or south, that’s just mental. WTAF? He's suggesting chicken with mustard and you've got an issue with something as compatible as bread and gravy? Bread and Gravy are like a symphony. Chicken and Mustard is like salt on a snail yet you totally overlook this? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sidcow Posted June 20, 2020 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) Right, I am out of likes and confused's but this thread has taken a dark turn with suggestions of not using butter on bread. That's quite a sickening suggestion regardless of any further wet ingredients. Which brings me to the disturbing suggestion of mayo on a crisp butty. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU ABSOLUTE SICKO'S? The whole and entire point of a crisp sandwich IS THAT IT IS CRISP. Hello, hello. McFly. The clue is in the name. Butter all you need for moisture, butter and the oil in the crisp itself. Crush the crisps down between the slices of bread and tuck into the crispy sandwich and savour the crunch with each bit you take. Soak it in Mayo? Freaks. Edited June 21, 2020 by sidcow 5 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoony Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 9 hours ago, blandy said: You'd mop up gravy with some bread, right? so what's the difference that makes bread and gravy when horizontally such a bad thing? No. What psycho is having bread with a gravy based meal?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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