blandy 14,864 Posted December 2, 2016 Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 I just had a pint in the pub (Moorhouses Pendle Witches Brew) then Large Cod, Chips and Gravy from the local chippie. I am now happy (and full). 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post chrisp65 28,631 Posted December 2, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 59 minutes ago, blandy said: I just had a pint in the pub (Moorhouses Pendle Witches Brew) then Large Cod, Chips and Gravy from the local chippie. I am now happy (and full). Fish and gravy? 2016 man, what a sick and twisted shit show of a year from start to finish. 5 Link to post Share on other sites
Xela 23,839 Posted December 2, 2016 Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 2 hours ago, chrisp65 said: Fish and gravy? 2016 man, what a sick and twisted shit show of a year from start to finish. Battered cod and gravy. Sicker than Barry Bennell's team building lessons Curry sauce FTW 3 Link to post Share on other sites
blandy 14,864 Posted December 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 2 hours ago, chrisp65 said: Fish and gravy? 2016 man, what a sick and twisted shit show of a year from start to finish. Look, two things to get straight, right, firstly I live in the North and it's the law up here to have gravy with chips. Secondly the chippie, being in the North, doesn't do curry sauce [which is what I used to have when I lived down in those there midlands]. The chippie i feel sure believes (correctly) that the gravy it serves is of excellent quality and makes a fine accompaniment to chips. So bog off with your abhorrent gravyphobic views. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
blandy 14,864 Posted December 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 35 minutes ago, Xela said: Battered cod and gravy. Sicker than Barry Bennell's team building lessons 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Seat68 6,357 Posted December 2, 2016 Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 gravy has no place with cod and chips, if it aint at the very most mushy peas then thats it. Stop right there 1 Link to post Share on other sites
lapal_fan 11,303 Posted December 2, 2016 Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 I'd have anything to be fair. Ketchup, mayo, gravy, lemon, mint, curry sauce.. Haven't eaten anything apart from 1 piece of toast since Wednesday . but now I'm hungry Link to post Share on other sites
mjmooney 25,937 Posted December 2, 2016 Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Seat68 said: gravy has no place with cod and chips, if it aint at the very most mushy peas then thats it. Stop right there This. And I live in The North. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
blandy 14,864 Posted December 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 2 hours ago, mjmooney said: This. And I live in The North. Splitter! Mind you, Yorkshire, I should have known better than to... Link to post Share on other sites
Designer1 9,399 Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 (edited) Chips and gravy. Bloody lovely. Not sure I'm keen on the idea of gravy on my fish though. That shit needs to be crisp. Edited December 3, 2016 by Designer1 4 Link to post Share on other sites
blandy 14,864 Posted December 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 3 minutes ago, Designer1 said: Chips and gravy. Bloody lovely. Not sure I'm keen on the idea of gravy on my fish though. That shit needs to be crisp. Some fine people, kris, Ruge, Rodders, did good. They liked my post, they have the necessary. Simon, you scrape in by dint of the enthusiasm for chips and gravy. The rest of you monkey-fudgers better watch out, I'm gonna go postal on your gravy hatin' uncivilised, uncultured, shandy drinkin' southern, sunbitch asses. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
chrisp65 28,631 Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 7 hours ago, blandy said: Some fine people, kris, Ruge, Rodders, did good. They liked my post, they have the necessary. Simon, you scrape in by dint of the enthusiasm for chips and gravy. The rest of you monkey-fudgers better watch out, I'm gonna go postal on your gravy hatin' uncivilised, uncultured, shandy drinkin' southern, sunbitch asses. There's no dislike of gravy here. There's no dissing of the chips. I'm a big fan of fish. Some of my best friends are takeaways. But let's not dress up what you're doing as some sort of northern 'safe space' diversity. It's nothing to do with geography or heritage. You can't call on some Lincolnshire version of the Windrush story to justify yourself. Fish and gravy? What you're doing is dirty. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
blandy 14,864 Posted December 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 5 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: Lincolnshire Right, now you've done it. Lincolnshire! You're oppressing me and my adopted homeland and it's cuisine and culture. Link to post Share on other sites
dAVe80 11,401 Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 I live even further North than blandy and mooney, and I'm a non gravy man on fish and chips. Pie or sausage and chips with gravy is another matter. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Xela 23,839 Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Chips with gravy is wrong. No exceptions. If you want gravy, you have mash. Pie, mash and gravy. Lovely. Bangers, mash and gravy. Delicious Sorry @lapal_fan 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Rugeley Villa 7,585 Posted March 6, 2017 Report Share Posted March 6, 2017 Cheesy ******* chips. Cannot understand how anyone could eat them. Link to post Share on other sites
dAVe80 11,401 Posted March 6, 2017 Report Share Posted March 6, 2017 8 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: Cheesy ******* chips. Cannot understand how anyone could eat them. Mate, you should try ling in the north east. The land of cheesy chips! No late night trip to the kebab shop is complete, without some drunken lass, eating a tray of stinking cheesy chips, usually with a dollop of garlic sauce. Horrible. Link to post Share on other sites
Rugeley Villa 7,585 Posted March 6, 2017 Report Share Posted March 6, 2017 Just now, dAVe80 said: Mate, you should try ling in the north east. The land of cheesy chips! No late night trip to the kebab shop is complete, without some drunken lass, eating a tray of stinking cheesy chips, usually with a dollop of garlic sauce. Horrible. Horrid. Link to post Share on other sites
sidcow 12,822 Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 How come it's generally accepted that bacon and sausage sandwiches come on dry bread? I can't think of anything more awful. Why does this state of affairs exist? Link to post Share on other sites
blandy 14,864 Posted March 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, sidcow said: How come it's generally accepted that bacon and sausage sandwiches come on dry bread? I can't think of anything more awful. Why does this state of affairs exist? What? Is it? I've never heard of this. It's not like that round these here parts. Link to post Share on other sites
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