a m ole Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 You guys still wondering what was on the other side of the road that the chicken was so interested in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 35 minutes ago, a m ole said: You guys still wondering what was on the other side of the road that the chicken was so interested in? a cock? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted July 28, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted July 28, 2018 2 hours ago, a m ole said: 2 hours ago, bickster said: a) slap - punchline geddit? b) the joke is that he ISN'T his son Of course the joke is that he isn’t the son, but if you haven’t worked that out on the previous line you don’t deserve to laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Paddywhack Posted July 28, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted July 28, 2018 On 02/07/2018 at 12:53, choffer said: I was once attacked by a group of mimes On 02/07/2018 at 13:31, bickster said: The missus has bought a Smart Car 6 hours ago, Robtaylor200 said: I got a weekend job playing the Triangle in a reggae band I have improved all these jokes. 4 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted July 28, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted July 28, 2018 Hmm I think the way that joke is laid out, it needs the final line. There probably is a way of rephrasing the whole thing it so you don’t need to include it that would make it a bit punchier (pun not intended). Anyway, when he wants a good hot beverage, Karl Marx only drinks coffee as he thinks all proper tea is theft. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a m ole Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 11 hours ago, Troglodyte said: nope, I hit it out the park, you bunted an underarm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imavillan Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 Birmingham City Football Club have extended an invitation to the 12 Thai footballers and there coach to visit the club and attend a Championship game. A spokesman for the 13 said “after being stuck in a dark dismal stinking shit hole for 2 weeks they have no desire to go to another” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted July 29, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted July 29, 2018 On 30/05/2018 at 13:06, choffer said: Two tunnocks caramel logs standing in the arrivals lounge at Glasgow airport. One turns to the other and says, how long you been a wafer? In my mind Robert Snodgrass delivered the punchline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted July 29, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted July 29, 2018 What do you call moisture between two Small Heath fans having sex? Relative humidity. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lapal_fan Posted July 30, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted July 30, 2018 22 hours ago, imavillan said: Birmingham City Football Club have extended an invitation to the 12 Thai footballers and there coach to visit the club and attend a Championship game. A spokesman for the 13 said “after being stuck in a dark dismal stinking shit hole for 2 weeks they have no desire to go to another” Would have been better without that. We already knew the punchline, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 On 27/07/2018 at 22:48, a m ole said: they’re all lying, you know what she’s about to say is a lie, you know she’s about to get slapped, that’s what’s funny, that’s why it would be a better joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a m ole Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 33 minutes ago, Dante_Lockhart said: Would have been funnier without the last frame. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted July 30, 2018 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted July 30, 2018 Why do the Norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships? So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 A classic from the archives: A guy goes.for a job interview. The interviewer asks; 'so what are your weaknesses?' The guy says ' well, I'd have to say my honesty' Interviewer;. 'well, I don't think your honesty will be a problem....' Guy; 'I don't give a **** what you think' 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 30, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted July 30, 2018 28 minutes ago, Xela said: A classic from the archives: A guy goes.for a job interview. The interviewer asks; 'so what are your weaknesses?' The guy says ' well, I'd have to say my honesty' Interviewer;. 'well, I don't think your honesty will be a problem....' Guy; 'I don't give a **** what you think' "How are you with Powerpoint?" "I Excel at it" "... was that a microsoft office pun?" "Word" 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted July 30, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted July 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Stevo985 said: "How are you with Powerpoint?" "I Excel at it" "... was that a microsoft office pun?" "Word" Nice one, it's not often you get to access Microsoft puns. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 21 minutes ago, sidcow said: Nice one, it's not often you get to access Microsoft puns. Its a great Outlook to have 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 14 hours ago, Xela said: Its a great Outlook to have That's a silver lighting right there.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straggler Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 This thread is a Window into another world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 Stop DOSsing around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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