Paddywhack Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 Adobe Acrobat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted August 1, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted August 1, 2018 YES...... PUNS! Hold on Ill get everyone else! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted August 1, 2018 Moderator Share Posted August 1, 2018 On 30/07/2018 at 21:36, sidcow said: Nice one, it's not often you get to access Microsoft puns. 4 hours ago, Nigel said: YES...... PUNS! Hold on Ill get everyone else! [Annoying message] Are you sure you want to get everyone else? [Yes] [No] I command you - run! Oh bugger, he's crashed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BOF Posted August 1, 2018 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted August 1, 2018 5 hours ago, Nigel said: YES...... PUNS! Hold on Ill get everyone else! It looks like you're about to get everyone else. Would you like some help with that? 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 (edited) Transfer news David Villa has joined Villa Antonio Valencia has signed for Valencia Nile Ranger is joining Rangers Danny Shittu has signed for Blose. Edited August 1, 2018 by turnbull spelling 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 1 hour ago, BOF said: It looks like you're about to get everyone else. Would you like some help with that? You bendy bastard.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 32 minutes ago, turnbull said: Transfer news David Villa has joined Villa Antonio Valencia has signed for Valencia Nile Ranger is joining Rangers Danny Shittu has signed for Blose. Didn't need it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 1, 2018 Moderator Share Posted August 1, 2018 7 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: You bendy bastard.. U wot m9? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 (edited) 37 minutes ago, BOF said: U wot m9? you were being the paper clip. I called him bendy bastard.. SURELY YOU KNEW THAT? OMFG duty of care and all that shit. Edited August 1, 2018 by lapal_fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 1, 2018 Moderator Share Posted August 1, 2018 Just now, lapal_fan said: you were being the paper clip. I called him bendy bastard.. SURELY YOU KNEW THAT? OMFG duty of care and all that shit. I did. I was preten ... never mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 5 minutes ago, BOF said: I did. I was preten ... never mind HA! I did genuinely think that was the case! But then 8 is just so close to 9 innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Troglodyte Posted August 2, 2018 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted August 2, 2018 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A'Villan Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Everytime you drive or go by a cemetery you can inform your company that the location is the dead centre of whatever city you're in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 2, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted August 2, 2018 1 hour ago, A'Villan said: Everytime you drive or go by a cemetery you can inform your company that the location is the dead centre of whatever city you're in. My dad used to make this (awful) joke all the time about the village we stay in in Ireland. You can see the cemetary from the back yard of where we stay, and he must have said "oh, there's the dead centre of Schull" hundreds of times over the years. I honestly didn't even realise it was a joke for about 20 years, until I became geographically aware enough to realise it was nowhere near where the actual centre of the village was. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A'Villan Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Stevo985 said: My dad used to make this (awful) joke all the time about the village we stay in in Ireland. You can see the cemetary from the back yard of where we stay, and he must have said "oh, there's the dead centre of Schull" hundreds of times over the years. I honestly didn't even realise it was a joke for about 20 years, until I became geographically aware enough to realise it was nowhere near where the actual centre of the village was. I don't think it took me 20 years but I actually had a similar experience. It was my Dad who told the joke a number of times when I was younger and my initial interpretation was that the cemetery was actually bang in the middle of the city. Must be an Irish thing, my Dad's Irish, you're in Ireland at the time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 2, 2018 Moderator Share Posted August 2, 2018 25 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: My dad used to make this (awful) joke all the time about the village we stay in in Ireland. You can see the cemetary from the back yard of where we stay, and he must have said "oh, there's the dead centre of Schull" hundreds of times over the years. I honestly didn't even realise it was a joke for about 20 years, until I became geographically aware enough to realise it was nowhere near where the actual centre of the village was. I owned a cottage directly in front of a graveyard. I would occasionally trot out the old line 'well at least the neighbours are quiet'. Never too young (or childless) for a good Dad joke. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straggler Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 22 hours ago, BOF said: It looks like you're about to get everyone else. Would you like some help with that? That is the best joke that has been in this thread for months. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 2, 2018 Moderator Share Posted August 2, 2018 Just now, Straggler said: That is the best joke that has been in this thread for months. Oh you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny from donny Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Popular places, cemeteries. People are dying to get in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 I happened to be in Switzerland last week for the world yodelling championship. Some of the contestants wanted to sing first and some wanted to sing last, there was so much pushing and shoving that a big fight broke out. In the end the police had to be called to break it up. The policeman shouted through his megaphone “Come on now. Form an Orderly orderly queue ooo” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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