Stevo985 Posted May 1, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted May 1, 2018 My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with Michael Jackson. She's Out of My Life 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted May 1, 2018 Moderator Share Posted May 1, 2018 12 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with Michael Jackson. She's Out of My Life Bad. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 A plethora of leper jokes... Why did the leper fail the driving test? He left his foot on the brake. What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip. What do you call 3 lepers in a Jacuzzi? Stew. Why did the leper leave the party? He got sick of people dipping crackers into his back. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLax Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 32 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with Michael Jackson. She's Out of My Life You Are Not Alone, you'll still have us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 1, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted May 1, 2018 16 minutes ago, LondonLax said: You Are Not Alone, you'll still have us But she was my Liberian Girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 (edited) 55 minutes ago, NurembergVillan said: Bad. That’s harsh. Everything is either Black or White with you. Edited May 1, 2018 by Michelsen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted May 1, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted May 1, 2018 15 minutes ago, Michelsen said: That’s harsh. Everything is either Black or White with you. Start looking at the Man in the Mirror before you start criticising others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Thriller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 1, 2018 Moderator Share Posted May 1, 2018 57 minutes ago, AJ said: A plethora of leper jokes... Why did the leper fail the driving test? He left his foot on the brake. What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip. What do you call 3 lepers in a Jacuzzi? Stew. Why did the leper leave the party? He got sick of people dipping crackers into his back. You get a laugh for the last one because it's disgusting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 18 minutes ago, choffer said: Start looking at the Man in the Mirror before you start criticising others. Hey, I’m just trying to Heal the World. You know, make it a better place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted May 1, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted May 1, 2018 Just now, Michelsen said: Hey, I’m just trying to Heal the World. You know, make it a better place. You Are Not Alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 1 minute ago, choffer said: You Are Not Alone. That means a lot... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Stevo985 said: My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with Michael Jackson. She's Out of My Life sounds like Dirty Diana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 7 hours ago, Paddywhack said: Thriller Beat It with your poor effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted May 2, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted May 2, 2018 I’ve carelessly mislaid my scapegoat. I have nobody to blame but myself. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, choffer said: I’ve carelessly mislaid my scapegoat. I have nobody to blame but myself. Isn’t that what Steve Bruce is for? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted May 4, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted May 4, 2018 So what if I can’t spell armagedon? It’s not the end of the world. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 How to prove that dogs are better than women. Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of your car, and let them out after an hour. Which one is happy to see you? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Lifeboats Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Why is a girl from Wolverhampton like a Las Vegas hooker? They will both have sex for a pile of chips. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted May 7, 2018 Share Posted May 7, 2018 My mate phoned me last night to say. His wife had left him, taken his Bob Marley collection and the satellite dish. Poor chap.No woman No sky 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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