imavillan Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 two cows in a field one went mooooo the other one said 'i was going to say that' 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 26, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted April 26, 2018 Knock Knock Who's there? An interrupting cow. An interrupting c- plethora 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ikantcpell Posted April 26, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted April 26, 2018 3 boys are talking in the playground. The 1st boy says, "My Dad's the fastest man in the world." "How do you know that?" Asks the other boys. "Because he can fire a bow and arrow and run and catch it!" He replies."That's nothing," says the 2nd boy. "My Dad can fire a gun and run and catch the bullet!" That's nothing says the 3rd boy, "My Dad works for the Council, he finishes at half 4 and he's in the house for 2. 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted April 29, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2018 On 26/04/2018 at 22:41, Ikantcpell said: 3 boys are talking in the playground. The 1st boy says, "My Dad's the fastest man in the world." "How do you know that?" Asks the other boys. "Because he can fire a bow and arrow and run and catch it!" He replies."That's nothing," says the 2nd boy. "My Dad can fire a gun and run and catch the bullet!" That's nothing says the 3rd boy, "My Dad works for the Council, he finishes at half 4 and he's in the house for 2. You seem to have messed up the punchline! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 2 hours ago, Nigel said: You seem to have messed up the punchline! And you work for the council i guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 My wife is leaving me, because of my obsession with only fools and horses I'll get the suitcase from the van 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted April 29, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Ikantcpell said: And you work for the council i guess. Im a funeral director. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhatAboutTheFinish Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 21 minutes ago, Nigel said: Im a funeral director. That must be quite an undertaking! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mark Albrighton Posted April 29, 2018 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted April 29, 2018 25 minutes ago, Nigel said: Im a funeral director. Don’t suppose you know any good funeral jokes? 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 52 minutes ago, Shropshire Lad said: Don’t suppose you know any good funeral jokes? I’m sure he knows a lot of them. One might even say a... what’s the word I’m looking for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 23 minutes ago, Michelsen said: I’m sure he knows a lot of them. One might even say a... what’s the word I’m looking for? Plethora? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted April 29, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2018 (edited) Boom....smashed it in! Edited April 29, 2018 by Nigel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a m ole Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 On 26/04/2018 at 20:44, Stevo985 said: Knock Knock Who's there? An interrupting cow. An interrupting c- plethora I was gonna say Moo-riad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 18 hours ago, leemond2008 said: Plethora? Thanks. That means a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with Horse racing she's at the gate and she's off 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted April 30, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted April 30, 2018 My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees. At first I thought she was joking. Then I saw her face. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 30, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted April 30, 2018 11 minutes ago, Designer1 said: My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees. At first I thought she was joking. Then I saw her face. Making its second appearance in the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted April 30, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted April 30, 2018 1 hour ago, mjmooney said: Making its second appearance in the thread. Yeah sorry. Didn't feel like going through 300 plus pages but maybe next time eh? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a m ole Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 1 hour ago, mjmooney said: Making its second appearance in the thread. a plethora of Monkees jokes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted May 1, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted May 1, 2018 4 hours ago, a m ole said: a plethora of Monkees jokes Not really. There may have been a few, but that means a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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