Popular Post chrisp65 Posted December 30, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted December 30, 2019 To be fair, I’m the same. If I’m shagging in my pool with three or four women I can cum in about 15 minutes. But as soon as I’m in my private jet it just takes ages, I’ve had one speared on the end of my giant cock for over an hour once I’m airborne and it’s no laughing matter. I’m getting a reputation as a great lover, but really it’s just the fact that once I’m up to my full erect size there’s not enough blood for the rest of me and I black out. So its just this unending cycle of bang, swell, faint, fade, wake up, bang, swell... It’s a curse. 3 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KentVillan Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 I have much the same problem when I'm knocking one out. You think it's great being able to bash your bishop for 2 days non-stop in a Premier Inn, being called "One-Armed Popeye" and "Swollencock the Great" by yourself, but it's a curse. Which is funny, because in my 20s, which I haven't yet reached, I just had to think about boobs and that was my sack emptied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stevo985 Posted December 30, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted December 30, 2019 1 hour ago, KenjiOgiwara said: Struggling with delayed ejaculation. While it's fun banging her brains out for 40 minutes, being called a love machine or what not, it's god damn annoying not being able to knock one out at free will. Every sex turns into a god damn triathlon. Which is funny, cause in my 20s I barely could last pass getting the tip wet. I actually have the same thing. Seriously. Not when spanking the monkey, but during penetrative sex I do. And can confirm it is very **** annoying and nothing to brag about. Nobody's ever called me a love machine for it though. All I get is "Aren't you **** done yet or what?" 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 I also have this same problem, it is caused by death grip in my case and years of solitary amusement. It's not a good thing and can put a real strain on a relationship. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 The trick is to abstain for a good few days, the more you do it the longer you last so the less you do, the quicker you can be. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KentVillan Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 (edited) Apparently the availability of too much high quality porn has left a lot of men with this problem when they try to have sex with a real human being. Try giving up porn for a month and you'll be right as rain. Also, use lube. That hand-shaped callus on one side of your willy is God's way of saying you need to use lube. Edited December 30, 2019 by KentVillan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 All I wanted to do today was put my headphones in and plough through my day of work. First day back and all. People though just continually could not let me do that. I thought the fact my headphones were in was a clear sign I just want to chill out and crack on. I am sorry you have nothing to do, I am sorry you haven't brought headphones...but can you just somehow pass the day in a way that doesn't involve talking absolute waffle for me every 5 minutes. **** me, I am bloody annoyed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted December 30, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted December 30, 2019 I'm happy to report that I'm still on the 40 second swish and flick stage 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Could this thread be burned please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted December 30, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted December 30, 2019 That last page 4 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenjiOgiwara Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Stevo985 said: I actually have the same thing. Seriously. Not when spanking the monkey, but during penetrative sex I do. And can confirm it is very **** annoying and nothing to brag about. Nobody's ever called me a love machine for it though. All I get is "Aren't you **** done yet or what?" Ye exactly the same here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Brumstopdogs Posted December 30, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted December 30, 2019 6 hours ago, KenjiOgiwara said: Struggling with delayed ejaculation. While it's fun banging her brains out for 40 minutes, being called a love machine or what not, it's god damn annoying not being able to knock one out at free will. Every sex turns into a god damn triathlon. Which is funny, cause in my 20s I barely could last pass getting the tip wet. 6 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 I was waiting for the Jay! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted December 31, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted December 31, 2019 This thread just made me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 On 29/12/2019 at 13:59, mjmooney said: The trick with gnocchi is to fry it. I tried this for lunch yesterday, fried it with garlic, and served it with roasted tomatoes, mozzarella, basil and some roasted ciabatta. Absolutely delicious, good tip. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 Fireworks going off at 3 in the afternoon, give it a rest you Carling -Black- label -swilling chav words removed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Davkaus Posted December 31, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted December 31, 2019 1 minute ago, rjw63 said: Fireworks going off at 3 in the afternoon, give it a rest you Carling -Black- label -swilling chav words removed. I say it every year, I'd happily ban the **** things. How **** simple do you have to be to be so amused by loud bangs. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 1 minute ago, Davkaus said: I say it every year, I'd happily ban the **** things. How **** simple do you have to be to be so amused by loud bangs. A thousand imaginary likes for this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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