Phumfeinz Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Spreaking of crap crisps, the worst I've ever had were a few years ago during one of Walker's submit your own taste idea things. It was the builders breakfast flavour, and they tasted like farts and sand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villakram Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 (edited) 2 hours ago, Midfielder said: Seconded. Where I live, driving stresses me the hell out. Complete lack of courtesy and the worst for me is people driving through chevrons and indicating in, that sort of thing, which might sound rare to you but daily here in any commute time. And people following in on reds that end up blocking your way when you have green to go and by the time they move slightly , bang, it's red I'm not some beat up no confidence pussy, but living and working where I do and the driving I have to do has zapped any joy I have in driving at all. Really depressing place and not just boy racers I'm talking everyone. Environment replicates behaviour and all. I could rant about this plenty but I'll leave it there. Arseholes. I sometimes wish my tank had homing missile launcher , I would need dozens of ammo per drive home. And one final one, lanes that are say two lane.... Left is say straight on and right is turn right only. Naturally a queue builds in the right lane as it has its own separate traffic light that takes longer to turn green... And ----- will plough all down the free flowing straight in lane and cut in at the last minute to turn right. Worst thing is I see this daily and it's usually mums with kids in the car! And they don't even indicate either. And don't even get me started on the arrogance of people parking to take kids to primary schools. Doesn't affect me where I live but the last place I lived was a private car park residents only and I'd come home daily to find people parked in my space. I'd leave notes, wait for them to have the conversation , never got me anywhere. But yeah I'll throw that one out there, primary school parking. I work in a hospital and quite often ambulances have to take a slight detour to avoid the regular through road due to cars being parked so badly there's not the width to get through (prim school next to hosp) and they don't give a sh.. Rant over Wouldn't it be great if we could dashcam and then get 80% of the fine and get to send a signed picture of your smug smile to the donor. Sign me up! Edited October 26, 2016 by villakram edit: all the silly whitespace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfielder Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 7 hours ago, villakram said: Wouldn't it be great if we could dashcam and then get 80% of the fine and get to send a signed picture of your smug smile to the donor. Sign me up! i got one, to protect me from ever having to defend myself against the idiocy i encounter... and then some b------ broke in for it. i miss it though as no exaggeration, its daily the attitude here. But i agree with you, would be nice if we could earn of uploading it! they'd get out of it with the "oh yes that is my car, but i dont know who was driving" sort of defence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 12 hours ago, Seat68 said: The smart money is on @Paddywhack working at your place You make several posts about how you prank, annoy and abuse women in your office and you're branded a weirdo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post sharkyvilla Posted October 27, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted October 27, 2016 11 hours ago, V01 said: Experienced the bifurcated seat problem at home, the wife would "bounce" on the seat if she had a tough one to drop. words were had. I just tap myself on the top of my head when I'm struggling to get my turd out, a bit like a human bottle of ketchup. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Having some ongoing dental work and today I had to see the hygenist wowsers is she stunning , (could even be the best looking woman I've ever seen )to the point I found it hard to make eye contact with her when I was talking to her So , being 46 and that shy pisses me off 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted October 27, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted October 27, 2016 Late flights, bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepyvillian Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 On 24/10/2016 at 12:47, sheepyvillian said: CJ off the Eggheads . I just have this inexplicable hatred for the man and long may it continue . Nice to know your not the only one , but if ever there were a bell - end , he's the prototype . Could start a new thread with celebrities you have an inexplicable hatred for , now that could be quite humorous . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Some tit parked his van right up against our back gate so I've had to put my bike in the front room for tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Also I just missed my 6,666th post and now I'm more pissed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfielder Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 16 minutes ago, Phumfeinz said: Some tit parked his van right up against our back gate so I've had to put my bike in the front room for tonight. that's pretty inexcusable, what an absolute C word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 I had a stack of great books for my birthday and have since bought more. It means that I am not listening to music on my commute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted October 28, 2016 Moderator Share Posted October 28, 2016 18 hours ago, Phumfeinz said: Some tit parked his van right up against our back gate so I've had to put my bike in the front room for tonight. I'd have chained it to his wheel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veloman Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 Have had MTB serviced 'cos of annoying click from transmission; so thought I'd go out this morning to check it was ok - a steady 30 mile route on roads. Cycling along A513 between Kings Bromley and Alrewas when Fiesta (I think) drives slowly by the side with passenger leaning out of the window bellowing 'get tax and insurance !'. Now as far as I know there is no provision for "road tax" on bikes and a great many cyclists will have insurance - most if not all cycling clubs insist on it and you can't race without it. What a moron; either a Blues fan or not taken medication for today. Rant over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 6 minutes ago, veloman said: Have had MTB serviced 'cos of annoying click from transmission; so thought I'd go out this morning to check it was ok - a steady 30 mile route on roads. Cycling along A513 between Kings Bromley and Alrewas when Fiesta (I think) drives slowly by the side with passenger leaning out of the window bellowing 'get tax and insurance !'. Now as far as I know there is no provision for "road tax" on bikes and a great many cyclists will have insurance - most if not all cycling clubs insist on it and you can't race without it. What a moron; either a Blues fan or not taken medication for today. Rant over. yeah what a moron ..... I always prefer to shout "bike rocket polisher" as my term of abuse , much wittier 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 I'm a word removed man myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheepyvillian Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 The audience on the Jeremy Kyle show , why on earth would anyone consider the tribulations of the uneducated , entertainment . For me , it's voyeurism at it's most ugliest . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 On 10/26/2016 at 22:24, KHV said: Where the **** do you work? An office with low morale! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 Bought a belt yesterday, not sure why, I think probably cos of Christmas but at the age of 32 it was the first belt I'd ever bought 1) the stand it was on said 20% off, when I got to the till it was of course labelled up wrong 2) I didn't know belts came in different sizes basically I bought a £45 belt that doesn't fit...and of course I ripped all the tags off first 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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