tonyh29 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 21 first century 'first world' feminism. It is propagated by utter, utter morons. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCDAN Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 That does remind me there is a gap in the market for a wasp based super hero.EDIT: Maybe the wasp would be the baddie?Green Hornet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 That does remind me there is a gap in the market for a wasp based super hero.EDIT: Maybe the wasp would be the baddie?The Winsome Wasp says Hello Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 People who talk about their Fantasy team in the villa match thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 People who talk about their Fantasy team in the villa match thread.But, but Aguero. As captain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 5, 2015 Moderator Share Posted October 5, 2015 People who talk about their Fantasy team in the villa match thread. But, but Aguero. As captain He just doesn't understand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 People who talk about their Fantasy team in the villa match thread.Ha! I was going to mention something about Fantasy Football in the 'Things you don't get' thread!I agree though. "Villa lost but least I've got 2 stoke defenders in my fantasy football team" Get lost! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 HELP! ive been asked to be my mates best man at his wedding next june in cyprus. i'll be honest and say its one of my worst nightmares but obviously im going to do it, but its just not me if you know what i mean and im dreading the speech part. infact the speech is the only thing im worried about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 You getting a free holiday out of it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 You getting a free holiday out of it?no we will have to pay for it which as things stand we cant afford. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Anecdotes that don't involve hormones, or powder. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 HELP! ive been asked to be my mates best man at his wedding next june in cyprus. i'll be honest and say its one of my worst nightmares but obviously im going to do it, but its just not me if you know what i mean and im dreading the speech part. infact the speech is the only thing im worried about.The thing to remember is that the majority of the people at the wedding, will be willing you to do well. No one is going to have a go at you for messing up, and they'll probably laugh at your jokes, no matter how crap they are. Keep it short, keep it clean (probably best not to tell any of your confession thread stories), and don't feel like you need to do a stand up routine. Be nice about the bride, thank the bridesmaids, and try not to get your cock out. Job done. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 HELP! ive been asked to be my mates best man at his wedding next june in cyprus. i'll be honest and say its one of my worst nightmares but obviously im going to do it, but its just not me if you know what i mean and im dreading the speech part. infact the speech is the only thing im worried about.The thing to remember is that the majority of the people at the wedding, will be willing you to do well. No one is going to have a go at you for messing up, and they'll probably laugh at your jokes, no matter how crap they are. Keep it short, keep it clean (probably best not to tell any of your confession thread stories), and don't feel like you need to do a stand up routine. Be nice about the bride, thank the bridesmaids, and try not to get your cock out. Job done. i certainly wont be trying to be funny because im not a funny person if you catch my drift and i'll just fall flat on my face. also the tales me and my mate have are best kept quiet, yeah im just going to keep it short,sweet and polite. the missus said just get pissed and i'll be ok but nah i dont think thats wise. anyway ive got a few months to prepare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted October 5, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted October 5, 2015 "Ladies and Gentlemen, I think you'll agree that today has been very emotional, even the cake's in tiers."Terrible opening joke but I've seen it done at a wedding reception and it got a big laugh.Could have been the volume of prosecco consumed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Omg let me write that speech, it would be epic-ballz and would break the universe. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Ignoring any possible jokes that might exist within your post, I'd recommend a regular white caulk and just paint over it...or if you don't want to paint it, use a clear caulk, but you'll still see it's sheen. Sorry I thought everyone had seen this https://youtu.be/tiPkYt09awoHaha, no, I hadn't seen it. A reading my post again makes me sound like an old fuddy duddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Omg let me write that speech, it would be epic-ballz and would break the universe. carry on, i need all the help i can get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 "Ladies and Gentlemen, I think you'll agree that today has been very emotional, even the cake's in tiers."Terrible opening joke but I've seen it done at a wedding reception and it got a big laugh.Could have been the volume of prosecco consumed.that is pretty funny tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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