CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 I suggest a move. Barry Island, perhaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 **** offfull 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 (edited) **** offfullMaybe you should start a Facebook group to keep the Rugeley immigrants out. Barry Island First has a nice ring to it. Edited October 6, 2015 by dAVe80 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted October 6, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted October 6, 2015 (edited) **** off full Maybe you should start a Facebook group to keep the Rugeley immigrants out. Barry Island First has a nice ring to it. 'you!, yes you!, **** off back to Rugeley' we're not rugist, it's just the closed season whilst we're on it, here's this evening's sunset: Edited October 6, 2015 by chrisp65 sunset! 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 **** off full Maybe you should start a Facebook group to keep the Rugeley immigrants out. Barry Island First has a nice ring to it. 'you!, yes you!, **** off back to Rugeley' we're not rugist, it's just the closed season whilst we're on it, here's this evening's sunset: your not doing yourself any favours posting lovely pictures like this. i think me and barry would get on like a house on fire, yeah definitely something to think about. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Your life is too stressful for me Ruge! and me, i'll be killed off by the time im 50. thing is i warned my missus what would happen and i was right. im not really worried because he is all mouth and he loves his money too much to do something that will put him in prison but saying he was going to burn our house down did not sit comfortable with me at all. ive never met or spoken to him but he hates my missus from years ago, thats why her and her mate stopped being mates a few years ago. i could go on all night about what hes done to his ex and i do feel sorry for her but dont want the shit.You dont have to worry about him then, i have been working at the door at nightclubs for too many years and i have been on the receiving end of hundreads of threats, and ive learned that the ones who threats you never do anything, but the ones who dont say anything, just gives you an evil stare,is the ones who really come after you.im alright now but when i found out sunday night that he said that it just made me uneasy. either way shes going to have to stay away from ours for a bit until everything is sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 You dont have to worry about him then, i have been working at the door at nightclubs for too many years and i have been on the receiving end of hundreads of threats, and ive learned that the ones who threats you never do anything, but the ones who dont say anything, just gives you an evil stare,is the ones who really come after you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Get everyone's attention by not just tapping a champagne flute with a spoon, but smashing it over the brides head, stand up without any trousers on and say "OH OH!.. I HAVE FORGOTTEN MY TROUSERS... AND PANTS" [emoji33][emoji33][emoji33](Wait for laughs and medical attention for the bride)(If at this point there are still people ignoring you, such as children, you can either throw eggs at them, or run at them in a threatening manner. If they still cease to pay you attention, cock slap them)"Now I have your attention, may I say that this whole wedding is a sham, I have shagged this woman more times than I care to remember (gesture sex, by throwing hips, making your cock flap about a bit), and this dickhead (point at groom) doesn't even know about it.. I SHIT ON HIS PILLOW (produce photo of shit stained pillow)."(wait for laughs, if people are not laughing, throw some cutlery at them)"ONLY JOKING, I DIDN'T REALLY SHIT ON HIS PILLOW! AAAHAHAHAHHA"(wait for laugh, if people are not laughing, ask them why they aren't)"The bride looked alright didn't she? BEFORE I SMASHED THE DOPEY BITCH UP WITH A CHAMPAGNE FLUTE! AAHAHAHAHHAAHA!"(wait for laughs)"I'd probably have a go on the brides mom too (point directly at her), or any of you bitches in the audience (point at a select few)""So if you'd all like to stand (wait for everyone to stand) I'd like to toast these shit-houses on their wedding day"(Toast, and the pull out a rifle and give a 21 gun salute (don't worry if your indoors, I know a plasterer)).Then just piss on the table cloth or something for a good finale.Thoroughly enjoyed that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 You dont have to worry about him then, i have been working at the door at nightclubs for too many years and i have been on the receiving end of hundreads of threats, and ive learned that the ones who threats you never do anything, but the ones who dont say anything, just gives you an evil stare,is the ones who really come after you. Ive had alot of evil stares lately, just a matter of time before an hangrenade comes flying in through the window.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Volkswagen warning of massive cutbacks are coming down the line for them been caught out acting the word removed over the emissions shite ....maybe they could divert the profits and dividends for a few years and break even after costs etc and keep staff employed ? Salo, Finland, courtesy of Microsoft buggering up Nokia http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/07/16/us-nokia-legacy-idUSKCN0PQ17Z20150716 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gharperr Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 About 2 years too late to say this but... Alex Turner newest image. Stop trying so hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 You dont have to worry about him then, i have been working at the door at nightclubs for too many years and i have been on the receiving end of hundreads of threats, and ive learned that the ones who threats you never do anything, but the ones who dont say anything, just gives you an evil stare,is the ones who really come after you. Ive had alot of evil stares lately, just a matter of time before an hangrenade comes flying in through the window.. Or a restraining order from the local primary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Mrs E is doing underwear shopping again judging by the ads I keep getting on VT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Mrs E is doing underwear shopping again judging by the ads I keep getting on VT. I think you'd look really good in a lacy thong. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Medium Cheddar. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Medium Cheddar.10000000000000000000000000000000000000x this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Why has Eames' underwear situation caused CED to write medium cheddar? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted October 7, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted October 7, 2015 (edited) Parallax scrolling websites, just **** off edit: In case you wonder what that is, it's these types Edited October 7, 2015 by Tegis 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted October 7, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted October 7, 2015 Parallax scrolling websites, just **** off edit: In case you wonder what that is, it's these typesHated having to work on the design for anything using Parallax. Luckily enough the trend for them only lasted about a year or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Volkswagen warning of massive cutbacks are coming down the line for them been caught out acting the word removed over the emissions shite ....maybe they could divert the profits and dividends for a few years and break even after costs etc and keep staff employed ? Salo, Finland, courtesy of Microsoft buggering up Nokia http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/07/16/us-nokia-legacy-idUSKCN0PQ17Z20150716There is something very ironic about the fact that the nation which has the reputation as being the most taciturn in the world, should have been at the centre of mobile phone development. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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