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I hate that Ohhh Christian Benteke it makes our fans sound so simplistic and thick. It should be "One Christian Benteke". We aren't very creative with our songs are we.

 

I always sing Goal! Christian Benteke! - I recommend you try it. I sing that all day long. Love the guy to bits & great to see him knockin' 'em in for my beloved Villa.

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I hate that Ohhh Christian Benteke it makes our fans sound so simplistic and thick. It should be "One Christian Benteke". We aren't very creative with our songs are we.

It's unfair to expect our fans to make such a leap in creativity.

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I always sing woah benteke bam a lam to the tune of black betty

Sorry didn't think there would be much interest as no one had seemed keen to join in even when pissed with a few mates away. Normally finish with

Benteke score a goal bam a lam

On fire like coal bam a lam

Whoa benteke etc

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Woaaaah Benteke - Bam a lam!

Woaaaah Benteke - Bam a lam!

Big man scored - Bam a lam!

Holte End Roared - Bam a lam!

He'll score 4 - Bam a lam!

Woaaaah Benteke - Bam a lam!

Woaaaah Benteke Bam a lam!

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I always sing woah benteke bam a lam to the tune of black betty

Sorry didn't think there would be much interest as no one had seemed keen to join in even when pissed with a few mates away. Normally finish with

Benteke score a goal bam a lam

On fire like coal bam a lam

Whoa benteke etc

 

 

fuck-that-bitch-scared-yao-l.png

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I always sing woah benteke bam a lam to the tune of black betty

Sorry didn't think there would be much interest as no one had seemed keen to join in even when pissed with a few mates away. Normally finish with

Benteke score a goal bam a lam

On fire like coal bam a lam

Whoa benteke etc

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I always sing woah benteke bam a lam to the tune of black betty

Sorry didn't think there would be much interest as no one had seemed keen to join in even when pissed with a few mates away. Normally finish with

Benteke score a goal bam a lam

On fire like coal bam a lam

Whoa benteke etc

 

 

fuck-that-bitch-scared-yao-l.png

 

 

Is that David Miliband?

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