rjw63 Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 5 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: I've got a great story involving my wife's best mate. It does not involve us but it involves dating and how it all went wrong. Can't be arsed tonight because I'm eating and wining it again but will post tomorrow. Pretty funny and filthy tbf . Looking forward to this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 12 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: I've got a great story involving my wife's best mate. It does not involve us but it involves dating and how it all went wrong. Can't be arsed tonight because I'm eating and wining it again but will post tomorrow. Pretty funny and filthy tbf . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 3 hours ago, chrisp65 said: jeeeezus advice from 1972 Don't be silly He never said to ask her to make him a bacon sandwich! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Well played @Ginko, pleased for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 3 hours ago, chrisp65 said: jeeeezus advice from 1972 My only advice if I was around in 1972 would be to buy vol 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 27 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: My only advice if I was around in 1972 would be to buy Mayfair vol 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 20 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: I've got a great story involving my wife's best mate. It does not involve us but it involves dating and how it all went wrong. Can't be arsed tonight because I'm eating and wining it again but will post tomorrow. Pretty funny and filthy tbf . We're waiting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 18 minutes ago, mikeyp102 said: We're waiting... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumstopdogs Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 On 11/03/2017 at 20:26, Rugeley Villa said: I've got a great story involving my wife's best mate. It does not involve us but it involves dating and how it all went wrong. Can't be arsed tonight because I'm eating and wining it again but will post tomorrow. Pretty funny and filthy tbf . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 On 11/03/2017 at 12:20, Ginko said: Oh you boys of mine. So I mentioned I went on a date blah blah something about eyebrows blah Did you tell her about when I kept running you over on GTA Heists? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 12, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted March 12, 2017 On 11/03/2017 at 12:20, Ginko said: Oh you boys of mine. So I mentioned I went on a date but didn't really feel anything and I was still very much into the girl from work but she had her reasons for not dating me. Well, last night was a night out with a bunch of people from work, this girl included. I told you that despite agreeing to just be friends we were just the same as we always have been, but I might have been reading into it things that I shouldn't. Well, I rock up fashionably late to the night out and after an hour or so I finally get some alone time with this girl and she basically told me this week she's been miserable at the thought of us not dating and life's too short, we have so much fun together etc. She also says she knew I went on a date, which made her incredibly jealous, and she went out on a second date with this guy that was perfectly nice and attractive but she just kept thinking of me the whole time. Long story short, we snogged each other's faces off all night and we're just going to see what happens but she seems super excited and happy about it, which is a good sign, right? So yeah, to say I was pleasantly surprised would be an understatement This is why I always tell people who are in the friend zone to just move on, forget about her and go on a date. The only way the first lady is ever going to be interested is if she thinks she's lost you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 (edited) Yeah but i got lucky that she's smart enough to read between the lines. Anyway, we went out again Saturday night and had fun but I was a bit of an idiot on a couple of occasions and trying too hard. I woke up this morning feeling terrible and wanting to talk to her but then doesn't explaining stuff like that also count as trying too hard? Fortunately, she's ace, and after leaving her alone all day she messaged me and wanted to reiterate we're on the same page because even though we had fun last night, those couple of goofs from me did make her worry a bit. I explained and said she was right and I'm sorry. Looks like I didn't totally ruin things which is a huge relief. It sounds horrible, but I've been so used to dating girls that I'm a bit iffy on that it means I'm pretty much relaxed and carefree and they enjoy me just being me, which is why those relationships get off the ground even if I know they won't go anywhere. I haven't dated a girl I've liked this much in so long I just forgot she wanted to date me, not some phone try-hard version of me that just winds up scaring her off before we've even gotten anywhere. Either way, big realisation today and thank Christ she's cool and open enough to talk about it with me and give me another shot. I realise this has been kinda sappy so have a DHUTWU to balance it out. Edited March 12, 2017 by Ginko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Stop going on about it Rich, we're waiting for RV. Jeez. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Okay okay, I'm done. Sorry. I forgot this was really the unofficial confessions thread 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Seriously though, we've chatted about this stuff a little bit I n the past, I'm really genuinely happy for you bud and hope it all goes well 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 Found out a friend suffers from post menstrual tension. She'd been fecking militant for a fortnight. I asked her how she was sustaining the hate? It's become clear why her previous boyfriends looked like broken men at the end. Probably for the best that she's seeing a girl now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted March 13, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted March 13, 2017 6 hours ago, Xann said: Probably for the best that she's seeing a girl now? Until their menstrual cycle syncs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 9 hours ago, Xann said: Found out a friend suffers from post menstrual tension. She'd been fecking militant for a fortnight. I asked her how she was sustaining the hate? It's become clear why her previous boyfriends looked like broken men at the end. Probably for the best that she's seeing a girl now? Only if you post pics. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mottaloo Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 Aaah...good old Millie Tant ! Met a few of them in my lifetime....it's difficult not not take the p1ss - a lot of em seem to just be waiting to be offended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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