V01 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Snakes have cloaca's, if you had sex with one you would always DHUTWU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 (edited) On 18/02/2017 at 19:31, Xela said: Someone who goes from confessing their love to you to ignoring you and blocking you on Whatsapp in a matter of days, without a crossed word said between us. Bizarre. Sounds like she did you a favour they love playing with your emotions. She probably waiting for you to message her going mad... Just ignore her don't respond and she will wonder does he know I've blocked him... Edited February 20, 2017 by Demitri_C 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 5 hours ago, Demitri_C said: Sounds like she did you a favour they love playing with your emotions. She probably waiting for you to message her going mad... Just ignore her don't respond and she will wonder does he know I've blocked him... I think it just shows immaturity on her behalf. Too old for games. I've put it behind me now. Her loss. I'll look back on this and chuckle in a week or two! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 (edited) That sucks mate, sorry. I've just had a rather annoying experience myself, though she's actually been quite open and honest about things, not that it makes it much better. So there's a girl at work and we get on like a house on fire, tons in common and she's dorky like me. We have tons of fun and we started to play some music together (not a euphemism) after work which has been fun and quite intimate. A couple of weeks ago after our last 'jam' she asked me out for food afterwards. We had fun and I was wondering if this was a date. I'd pretty much talked myself out of anything happening because I got some mixed signals from her, not least of which that she'd mentioned a horrible breakup with a guy she dated from her last workplace so it put her off that stuff. But even knowing that, the sparks were there. Anyways, we were due to jam again tomorrow night (which she still wants to do) but she's got a date with some guy afterwards so she can't go for food with me. She then came clean about liking me but the experience of dating a work colleague before is something she can't ignore. Typical. She's bloody perfect for me and something stupid like this gets in the way. I can empathise after having a similar experience myself but it wouldn't put me off if I liked someone that much. Maybe she just doesn't. Oh well. Edited February 20, 2017 by Ginko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Answers obvious init? Write her a song, sing it during jam session 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 does anyone know how she likes her doughnuts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 I've already sung and played multiple songs in front of her, in my experience that shit doesn't really work as a way to a girl's heart. Of course I could just be butt ugly. I've just had a long chat with her. Usual stuff, still wants to be my friend and hang out, etc. She's been pretty honest and good about the whole thing to be fair. Confessed she'd thought about it but her previous experience is something she never wants to go through again. I floated the idea that maybe her answer is she doesn't like me enough to take the risk but she just said since she made her decision then she's chosen not to see me like that. Not sure how you can choose to feel about someone like that but **** if I understand women and how they think. Onto the next one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted February 20, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted February 20, 2017 27 minutes ago, Ginko said: Onto the next one. ....is the correct answer. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 7 hours ago, Shropshire Lad said: ....is the correct answer. We go again 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 2 hours ago, Jon said: We go again Battle down the hatches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mjmooney Posted February 21, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted February 21, 2017 32 minutes ago, V01 said: Battleberg is a great cake... Agreed. Although there are some fools on here who don't like marzipan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 47 minutes ago, Demitri_C said: Battle down the hatches Ah. It had been far too long since I spotted the last Demitri-ism. Thanks man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 11 hours ago, Ginko said: I've already sung and played multiple songs in front of her, in my experience that shit doesn't really work as a way to a girl's heart. Fairs. What about whapping it out and asking if she'd like to have a go on it, tried that? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 So you remember I highlighted a few months ago some girl randomly added me on Facebook and I shared my concerns? Well we been together three months. No arguments, get on like a house on fire. She says no guy has ever treated her like this or cooked for her like i did. absolutely no problems at all... You know what's coming next. I get a message this morning saying can we meet tomo at Starbucks we need to talk and I need to be honest. So I say if your gonna break it off with me just say. She says "sorry I thought I was ready for a relationship but it's still too soon for me after coming out of a 4.5 relationship I need more time." Yet prior to this she introduced me to her brother and sister in law who absolutely loved me. Made me her +1 for her brothers wedding in Greece (made me book the ticket) and met some of my friends which they all got on great and they loved each other. I will never for the life of me get women. Think I'm just gonna just stay out of relationships Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 (edited) 6 hours ago, hogso said: Fairs. What about whapping it out and asking if she'd like to have a go on it, tried that? Done that once and it did not end well. Edited February 21, 2017 by Rugeley Villa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted February 21, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted February 21, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Demitri_C said: So you remember I highlighted a few months ago some girl randomly added me on Facebook and I shared my concerns? Well we been together three months. No arguments, get on like a house on fire. She says no guy has ever treated her like this or cooked for her like i did. absolutely no problems at all... You know what's coming next. I get a message this morning saying can we meet tomo at Starbucks we need to talk and I need to be honest. So I say if your gonna break it off with me just say. She says "sorry I thought I was ready for a relationship but it's still too soon for me after coming out of a 4.5 relationship I need more time." Yet prior to this she introduced me to her brother and sister in law who absolutely loved me. Made me her +1 for her brothers wedding in Greece (made me book the ticket) and met some of my friends which they all got on great and they loved each other. I will never for the life of me get women. Think I'm just gonna just stay out of relationships How weird. Sorry to hear that dude. Really can't even understand why she would suddenly decide the old "I'm not ready for a relationship" bullshit. Baffles me why people think that way. If you like someone be with them. It's not difficult. Stupid people. Edited February 21, 2017 by PieFacE 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 (edited) We go again dem. Its all you can do. If you tried to understand it you'd go mad. Don't beg or text her. It's her loss. Cut her off. Don't let it affect future possible dates/relationships. On to the next. Edited February 21, 2017 by Ingram85 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Ingram85 said: We go again dem. Its all you can do. If you tried to understand it you'd go mad. Don't beg or text her. It's her loss. Cut her off. Don't let it affect future possible dates/relationships. On to the next. Thanks lads. It is hard when this kind of thing happens as you think sometimes it's yourself that's the problem and thats definitely not the mentality to have. I have to meet her tomorrow to exchange our stuff. My cousin said just literally give her stuff and say good luck in the future without hearing a explanation. Isnt that just abit immature and childish?! Edited February 21, 2017 by Demitri_C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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