Popular Post Stevo985 Posted September 3, 2020 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted September 3, 2020 52 minutes ago, mjmooney said: TBF it's usually the ones who don't have any actual human children. 'Fur babies', ffs. That's my goal to be honest. Dogs are better than children 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 I'll take my cuddly fur babies over human offspring, any day. My mum has resigned herself to the inevitable and started buying Christmas gifts for the grandkittens. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bielesibub Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 "Dogs have owners, cats have servants" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Make no mistake, your cat would **** you up given half a chance. Sly bastards. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 4 hours ago, Xela said: Make no mistake, your cat would **** you given half a chance. Sly bastards. I’ve only taken one word out but completely changed what you’ve said 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 I love dogs and hope to be in a position to one day have one. I made the heartbreaking decision years ago that as a single working man it wouldn't be fair to leave a dog on it's own for 10 hours a day Mon-Fri. I'll probably need to wait until I'm retired but the danger there is being older and having no experience of looking after a dog might be too much. I dunno. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 How is Peter Andre so rich? I thought this before when I saw his massive **** mansion. Now I just saw on social media his huge pad in Cyprus, massive with all the bells and whistles. He had a 1 hit wonder about 20 years ago. Married and divorced a tart and has a few kids. How is he living it up the lavish millionaire lifestyle in 2020? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted September 4, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted September 4, 2020 9 hours ago, Genie said: How is Peter Andre so rich? I thought this before when I saw his massive **** mansion. Now I just saw on social media his huge pad in Cyprus, massive with all the bells and whistles. He had a 1 hit wonder about 20 years ago. Married and divorced a tart and has a few kids. How is he living it up the lavish millionaire lifestyle in 2020? I have got all of his hit 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 On 03/09/2020 at 13:13, troon_villan said: This cat looks surprisingly tame despite the woman being almost elbow deep. Elbow deep in pussy demands a Kenneth Williams gif..... .....or not, actually when i think about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted September 4, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted September 4, 2020 16 hours ago, Genie said: How is Peter Andre so rich? I thought this before when I saw his massive **** mansion. Now I just saw on social media his huge pad in Cyprus, massive with all the bells and whistles. He had a 1 hit wonder about 20 years ago. Married and divorced a tart and has a few kids. How is he living it up the lavish millionaire lifestyle in 2020? It’s insania. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 (edited) Why do people tell you they turned around before they said something back to someone? Edited September 4, 2020 by Vive_La_Villa 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 On 03/09/2020 at 14:32, Davkaus said: I'll take my cuddly fur babies over human offspring, any day. My mum has resigned herself to the inevitable and started buying Christmas gifts for the grandkittens. I imagine they are a lot less stressful to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 9 minutes ago, Vive_La_Villa said: I imagine they are a lot less stressful to be fair. Mostly. The good thing about kids is that they typically don't bite your toes when you're asleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 4, 2020 Author VT Supporter Share Posted September 4, 2020 15 minutes ago, Davkaus said: Mostly. The good thing about kids is that they typically don't bite your toes when you're asleep. And there comes a day when you no longer have to clear up their shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 4, 2020 Author VT Supporter Share Posted September 4, 2020 31 minutes ago, Vive_La_Villa said: Why do people tell you they turned around before they said something back to someone? Stephen Fry had that in his Room 101. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted September 13, 2020 Share Posted September 13, 2020 I wouldn't want to do this it's just a theory, but would it be possible to allow yourself to be eaten by a snake and film the experience so you've got footage of what it's like inside the snake's belly and how the whole process works, and then cut yourself out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sidcow Posted September 13, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted September 13, 2020 1 hour ago, useless said: I wouldn't want to do this it's just a theory, but would it be possible to allow yourself to be eaten by a snake and film the experience so you've got footage of what it's like inside the snake's belly and how the whole process works, and then cut yourself out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted September 13, 2020 Share Posted September 13, 2020 If you were that bothered you could just trick a snake into eating a go-pro... but still, why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 13, 2020 Author VT Supporter Share Posted September 13, 2020 I wonder what professional football would be like if, instead of the 'head hunting' model, footballers simply applied for advertised posts like the rest of us? "Aston Villa have an exciting opportunity for a young, ambitious central midfielder. The ideal candidate will be a highly motivated, team-oriented, self starter, with an aptitude for passing and tackling - some goalscoring ability would be desirable, but not essential. Training will be provided, but some previous Premier League experience is essential. Competitive reward package, with a starting salary of £40,000 pw, rising to £70,000 dependent on performance reviews. You will be based at our Erdington head office, but some travel will be required. Apply with full C.V. to Mr. J. Lange, Sporting Director, Aston Villa FC, Birmingham B6 6HE". 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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